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a.j. ⚧ 🛸
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💙🥠💫🔮💙 i’m a psychic consultant™ and a life coach™ 💙🥠💫🔮💙

And I’m also on Ao3, writing erotic fan fiction about right wing public figures: https://archiveofourown.org/users/normalmaxxedaj/profile
apropos of nothing but if someone tells u point blank that their ex is abusive & they literally have to relocate to get away from them & then u turn around & take something they said to u back to that abusive ex, giving the ex more ammunition to fuck with them, ur a piece of shit for that fyi
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the irony of diving into a book on dialectical behavior therapy’s application to addiction and impulsive behaviors in the food court of a casino is not lost on me
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
think i need an emotional break from
reading the ramblings of an old
rabbi giving a detailed how-to on breaking the free spirits of children & the importance of doing so. i wanna dive into an edgar allen poe anthology to get in the headspace for my next short story, inspired by melania’s recent vibe
September 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
such a funny & extra way of putting this, but im feeling much better today. something genuinely *amazing* & life-changing happened yesterday: i no longer care whether or not god exists or what its theoretical will might be, because clearly we ARE all its abandoned children in a hot car if its real
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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i am a democrat congressman and a proud american and i will always suck my enemy's dick, no matter how many times they threaten to kill me for giving them exactly what they want, SIR !!!
September 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i’m thinking about making my own stickers and plastering them over the other ones the next time i’m visiting brooklyn. i would like to think that i am being tough, but fair
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if you have no idea what i’m talking about and are suddenly just being flooded with my new posts after months & months of radio silence on this bsky account please feel free to not worry about it💙
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
a critical and uneasy sense of solidarity between me, a random tranny, and the large satmar community i grew up next to develops: this meshichist stuff is bad news folx, we’ve gotta start tearing down and defacing those posters whenever we see them
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i used to think the meshichist flags were funny in like, an irony-poisoned way. because they’re so ridiculous right? but this actually isn’t funny when u look closely. this is very sad & scary & schliachs are lying people they are trying to kiruv & get $ from about how much of chabad is *this* now
September 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“it was implied to me when i was a child that the rebbe was born circumcised but then they had to do it again” every new piece of information i learn creates more questions rather than answering any of the many questions i had before
September 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“don’t take the word ‘literally’ literally” i’m going to bang my head against the wall until blood comes out of my ears just to feel something sane
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
listening to a webinar about effective monetization of one’s writing in this digital landscape & it’s blackpilling me. i don’t want to think about this, or LLMs. i wasn’t made for this. someone else needs to read my writing & figure out how to make money with it. this is someone else’s job, not mine
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
in a literal sense i think, i am spiritually mpreg with everyone who reads my posts. if you’re reading this, i’ve literally given birth to you. did you know that?
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
update on my information-seeking to find out more about mpreg rebbe: meep texted an old contact who just responded our inquiry with “good question. we’d probably have to dive into the original text to understand how ‘birth’ is being defined here”
September 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i already said: “no more jokes”. i said that i’d stop fixating on “the rebbe literally gives birth to the bochurim”. i promised to stop talking about mpreg rebbe. i am struggling because its very, very funny specifically to me even if others (meep) can’t & won’t hold space. i promised i’d stop
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
more of u should try not wearing ur radical politics on ur sleeve. its easier to get things done if u kind of lie to people about what u are & what u’re up to! the left’s love of virtue signaling & inability to read between the lines when analyzing people’s motives is why the right keeps winning
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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homophobia and transphobia are a reaction against bodily autonomy and happiness itself. they want to torture us as an extension of the way they torture themselves.
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
imagining being some lubavitcher woman, physically torn apart, bleeding, fresh out from like 12 hours of labor, exhaustedly breastfeeding your three-trillionth child, & ur husband is sitting there, reflecting on a book that says some dead guy did all that, not you. i’d be so mad lmaooooo
September 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
when you are a chabad chossid and you are literally born of, and pass through menachem mendel schneerson’s reb-ussy
you know what *literally* grinds my gears?
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
hm. i had a veeery specific image of chabad & the rebbe painted for me for several years, but i have received some alternative information in recent months, that has shifted my personal opinion to a more critical position.

there is some rly weird & scary stuff in this book. *trump voice* not great!
September 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
did a trust fall with meep today (had them give me a haircut)

its actually not terrible for someone who’s never given someone a hair cut before, ngl. there’s only one spot that is noticeably a little jacked, but its pretty minor. least fucked up transmasc hair cut!!
September 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
living inside of a sitcom in the sense that i am currently experiencing gay divorce & now i live in the house of my crotchety, disabled elderly uncle who im caring for, his soft-spoken psychologist gf, & a random OTD yeshiva bochur who found me online 6 months ago & now lives with me & my relatives
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Myth: All Clients Are Predators

The idea that every client is a predator is one of the most persistent myths about sex work. While violence against sex workers is real and must be taken seriously, painting all clients with the same brush is inaccurate and harmful.
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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We don't say sex work is work because it's a cute slogan.

We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.

Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.

Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
September 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
god yeah, ive been saying until im blue in the face for the few years that people need to start caring about & taking care of themselves & each other in a real, concrete way & have relationships that arent just performative or we’re not gonna make it. you’ve got to start showing up for other people
This is my favorite thing on the internet today (Medium members only article), not because it's a rosy picture of the future, but because I think it speaks to reality and the mindset we all need to cultivate.

medium.com/personal-gro...
Everyone is Betting on Collapse. You Still Have Time
“We must cultivate our garden.” — Voltaire
medium.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM