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a.j. ⚧ 🛸
@normalmaxxedaj.bsky.social
💙🥠💫🔮💙 i’m a psychic consultant™ and a life coach™ 💙🥠💫🔮💙

And I’m also on Ao3, writing erotic fan fiction about right wing public figures: https://archiveofourown.org/users/normalmaxxedaj/profile
if ur looking at a situation & asking urself who the abused party was maybe see which one was completely isolated from any real support system & heavily penalized literally just for leaving & trying to live their life & who talks a lot of shit & is actively still trying to fuck w/ the other person 👍🏻
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
in normalmaxxing land, melania is a ghoulish spectre floating from room to room in the white house, an omniscient, indifferent narrator revealing to us the twin peaks black lodge activities of her husband & his cabinet behind closed doors. abandon all hope, those who enter💙
September 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this sounds depressing as fuck, but its actually not!! i feel better than ever, a load of bricks off my shoulders. i am embodying this meme
September 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
comforting tbh
September 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
September 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i used to live in flatbush and i once came upon an angry old litvish man cursing and muttering under his breath as he attempted to rip one that was very thoroughly glued onto a lamp post off, & if i could go back in time? i would help him. he’s so real for that
September 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
a natural end result, i think. you can’t have a cult of personality around someone who is dead as a doornail & never coming back. you gotta turn him into Yoshke 2: Electric Boogaloo otherwise people who aren’t drinking your kool aid will rightfully start pointing out how unhealthy your obsession is
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
tears streaming down my cheeks as meep says: “AJ what’s so hard to understand about this— the rebbe *literally* gave birth to ME, meep. it was an IMMACULATE CONCEPTION. and he was born circumcised and also killed stalin!!”
September 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i’m so sorry about to get really annoying about this, i cannot rest until i understand What Is Actually Going On with this group that looms large in the minds of many, many beloved people in my life, both current and past tense
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it wasn’t even a helpful webinar. fuck!!
September 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
heres my next thought that i’d like to give literal-spiritual birth to: no child should be robbed of a real education so they can spend all day locked in a facility learning every detail of the life of one dead guy, even if you really, really love that dead guy. this is as crazy as my post above ^
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
on one hand this book is incredibly upsetting & disturbing to me because its guidance directs the education of countless young boys & it’s actually the craziest thing i’ve ever read in my life but OTOH its *crazy* which does make it funny. if i don’t laugh at “mpreg rebbe” i might cry & give up
September 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM