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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
How could Fred Armisen do this?
Michael Wolff tried to buy New York Mag — with money from Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.

So Wolff didn't just have a reporter-source relationship with Epstein. Nor was Wolff his informal PR adviser. They saw each other as potential business partners.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Blurred lines: how Michael Wolff aspired to be part of elite circles he wrote about
The writer who features prominently in newly released Jeffrey Epstein emails has achieved extraordinary access but faced questions about his journalistic ethics
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tiddleope? Jenny Longlegs? These are the names of Jellicle Cats
hey i wrote an article about folk names for birds and you should check it out!!!

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Happy Hallowmas to all who observe
October 31, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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There is something truly remarkable about Generative AI.

Several years in this revolution, half of the US GDP dumped to make these tools free, and i can't think of a single generated artifact, text, image, sound, video that had a significant cultural impact.
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
en.akinator.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I used to give Varusteleka a pass for cheekily leaning into the inherently cursed nature of military surplus. But outright endorsing a guy who ran off to join the SS with new products? How embarrassing
The most common manipulation of history I see isn't necessarily outright lies, but the intentional omission of what they don't want you to see. As I've said on the channel before, "intentionally induced amnesia".
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yep, here's your problem
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
dang, looks like everyone had the same idea
September 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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oh
August 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Them: "Touch grass"

The grass:
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
seems bad
MASKED BORDER PATROL AGENTS SHOW UP AT NEWSOM PRESS CONFERENCE

Showing up in uniform to intimidate a democratically elected governor…

This should get wall-to-wall coverage but it won’t.
August 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Trump says of migrant farm laborers: "These people do it naturally."

"I said to a farmer the other day, 'What happens if they get a bad back?' He said, 'They don't get a bad back, sir, because if they get a bad back, they die.'"
August 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Conspiracy theory of the day: streaming services intentionally release bad audio mixes so viewers resort to using subtitles. Subtitles are more engaging for easily-distracted viewers, and gameify the experience by adding an active task. It's like adding subway surfers to every video
August 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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A mysterious “orange shape” was recorded ascending the stairs to where Jeffrey Epstein’s cell was located the night he died.
Mysterious ‘Orange Shape’ Raises More Questions About Epstein Footage
A CBS investigation claims officials may have misled the public about a series of details on Jeffrey Epstein’s final night alive.
trib.al
July 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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NEW: A Korean province plans to compensate the descendants of one of Korea's most significant uprisings: The Donghak Rebellion of 1894. I show how this rebellion against foreign interention led to Japan's takeover of Korea in 1905, with a big assist from the USA.🇰🇷🇰🇵

open.substack.com/pub/timshorr...
July 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud

www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
July 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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My response to any defense of AI in the arts is “show me something good made with it.” We’re three years in with this stuff and brother, I’m still batting a thousand
July 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Horrifying
July 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Attached earlobes are disgusting. Keep your gills away from me

Get some scissors and finish what your mother's weakass womb couldn't you reptile looking mfs. Snip snip
July 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM