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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom
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and so much Man vs. Time
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
October 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Yep, here's your problem
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
dang, looks like everyone had the same idea
September 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hiding a zombie bite you say?
August 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Them: "Touch grass"

The grass:
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
on one hand it's a tool of the jackboots, on the other hand it's so gimmicky it hindered cop ops...
August 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Looks like the ape guns from the original planet of the apes. And it looks like they designed it with ape ergonomics in mind too, wild
August 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
July 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
July 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Horrifying
July 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Attached earlobes are disgusting. Keep your gills away from me

Get some scissors and finish what your mother's weakass womb couldn't you reptile looking mfs. Snip snip
July 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
June 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
April 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
April 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
March 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
How all this sudden Bryan Johnson apologia feels rn
February 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sam Altman is painful to look at, he has the physiognomy of a Dr. Seuss whoville creature
January 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Checking in on the true crime community
January 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Cursed idea: Slavoj Z̶i̶z̶e̶k̶ 𝙑𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙠

"The inferiority of American culture is best captured in the character Steve Urkel. He attempts to overcome his material conditions through outrageous sci-fi inventions. Yet even after transforming into Stefan, he cannot escape ideology"
January 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Scientists are investigating. Standby.
January 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
January 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
January 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fox News is describing the upcoming winter storm like it's ISIS + WW3 + pandemic
January 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM