Nomastercreations
nomastercreations.bsky.social
Nomastercreations
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The Roman Empire prospered due to open borders, mass immigration and diversity then fell because of huge wealth inequality and corrupt leadership. I just thought I'd mention it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Time for me to share my dream app:

An app that knows where you are and can tell you exactly how far you can travel by public transport for a certain amount of money, including the cheapest prices for an overnight stay.

"If I have 15 pounds, where can I travel to today and where might I stay?"
June 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Caps Lock should have an audible warning like the reverse gear of a lorry
June 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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My new favorite book
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Look companies, you seem really legit right up until instead of recognised figures or verified qualified people you've got Kate who looks like she's been on an out of body episode since 1997.
May 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm a big fan of lidl tools. But my neighbour Trying to deal with the overgrown bramble and discarded furniture is more than the parkside strimmer can handle. The 10min bursts of cutting all weekend are just pissing everyone off. Get down hss bruv and rent a brush cutter, do us all a favour.
May 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Kid's shows are all woke propaganda now, not like in the 90s when Captain Planet, The Animals of Farthing Wood and Maid Marion & Her Merry Men ruled supreme.
April 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Walthamstow please tag your favourite local food and drink makers in this video so they know about the next free Feed17 event and how to sign up! #LoveWalthamstow
April 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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The problem with the NHS and the benefits systems in The UK is not the amount of people using them for their intended purpose, it's the amount of for-profit, multinational corporations who are contracted to run them, and extract billions of pounds from them in the process.
April 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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If you're able-bodied and live 2 miles or less from your workplace, you don't need to drive. Walk, you lazy bastard.
March 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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In case of emergency: A map of every capybara in the UK and France

www.google.com/maps/@/data=...
March 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I hope some Grandad made this in his shed because he refused to buy plastic tat. It's so much better than the real toy.

Bet the kid hated it and called Grandad a cheapskate though.
March 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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On the other place, there's a bloke telling people that you don't need a vaccine against Polio. You just need to take a lot of Vitamin C.

Next week...How to cure heart disease using only some bailing twine and the filling from a Greggs vegan sausage roll.
March 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I think it’s interesting how conspiracy theorists think governments must work with frightening levels of efficiency to pull off intimidating levels of secrecy when the reality is it’s a wonder they can dress themselves.
March 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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hey did anyone else get invited to "blame canada/land invasion" nextdoor group chat too
March 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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just for the record, I have a zero-tolerance policy towards transphobia and if I see it in my mentions it's an instant block.
March 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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After an eight day journey ended up taking nine months, good to hear that astronauts Butch and Suni are to be the new ambassadors for Northern Rail.
March 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
@stellacreasy.bsky.social I'm not one inclined to write letters to my local mp but with the news of another local taproom closing, for what i can gather nothing more than the council just don't feel like renewing the licence. I feel I may have to.
March 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Superheroes with weaker powers are much more interesting. The stronger they are the more boring they get. Superman being the best example. The most beige of all the superheroes.
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I think the biggest failing of Windows is making the update process so annoying and so disruptive that there is a dangerous amount of people that would rather never get security updates then have to deal with Windows Update
March 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Your lack of knowledge about how to use a computer or the applications upon it are not the fault nor responsibility of your IT department.
March 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Anyone spouting Britain is the "best country on earth" is deluded. We are an island museum exhibiting ill-gotten-gains of a dark imperial past. With decaying Victorian infrastructure that we can't afford to replace because ignorant & bigoted pensioners keep voting to make us poor
February 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I've got tickets to see one of my favourite bands tomorrow night. But because I'm a middle aged man I've also done a click and collect order for earplugs and I've got a seated ticket and I've scoped out a nice craft beer pub to wait in before the gig. I've also stocked up on paracetamol.
February 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM