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nicholaskole.bsky.social
The bread used to be cheaper and the circuses were more entertaining
December 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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davis.social
ADHD is when you have to “pay attention” but you can’t “pay,” because you’re broke. But, on the plus side, you have a million dollars in gift cards to the one thing you feel like doing.
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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trevvieaamb.bsky.social
POV: eres una mujer invitada en El Hormiguero.
andrestrasado.bsky.social Andrés Trasado @andrestrasado.bsky.social · 18h
El briefing tuvo que ser pa verlo "estamos buscando algo escalofriante y feo de cojones"
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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zequio.com
Eso que SIEMPRE debes contar mientras ves El Señor de los Anillos.
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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ygrene.bsky.social
a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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bookjockeyalex.bsky.social
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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yoredantesyogren.bsky.social
🤣😂😂🤣😃
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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dly.bsky.social
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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pauljonmilne.bsky.social
TMNT
4 green faces in differently-coloured bandanas, above the text "Turtle Murtle Nurtle Turtles"
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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mtgbanding.com
me: these two cards go together
them: what’s the combo
me: what do you mean combo
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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fleebites.bsky.social
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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shanderraa.bsky.social
magic players are drawn to open relationships because they already know the difference between being controlled and being owned
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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putomikel.bsky.social
A ver, es cierto que si hay un personaje de ficción que diría "Yo soy un hombre profundamente enamorado de mi mujer" ese es Gómez Addams
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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michaelperrinow.bsky.social
Buenos días buenas gentes, espero que todo vaya bien mientras se acerca el futuro, que sólo nos depara sufrimiento, esclavismo y una muerte bastante dolorosa.
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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spice8rack.bsky.social
The text "Yet Another WUBRG Legend" in the TMNT logo font
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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spice8rack.bsky.social
In the precursor to this video (Magic: The Gathering & the Death of the Future) I complain how Kamigawa's lore was changed for no other reason than to include a TMNT reference in its return.
I really should have considered that the entire game system was being remade to sell collectable simulacra.
A MTG card: Shell of the Last Kappa {3} Legendary Artifact {3}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery spell that targets you. (The spell has no effect.) {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Shell of the Last Kappa: You may cast a spell from among cards exiled with Shell of the Last Kappa without paying its mana cost. An MTG Card: Kappa Tech-Wrecker {1}{G} Creature — Turtle Ninja Ninjutsu {1}{G} This creature enters with a deathtouch counter on it. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls. 1/3 A MTG card: Leonardo, Sewer Samurai {3}{W} Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai Sneak {2}{W}{W} Double strike During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.) 3/3
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
😭

IG newberlinlibrary
October 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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dokirosi.bsky.social
Don't Forget 3.Oct.11 🔥 Fullmetal Alchemist #fanart
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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alkalters.bsky.social
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is the cast of What We Do in the Shadows: first, the vampires!
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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jagarvaken.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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fragboner.bsky.social
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!
Will you stand with us because they might come for you next? No. I'll stand with you because they're coming for you now.
September 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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ohjoysextoy.bsky.social
Are you tongue-tied when it comes to cunnilingus? Read
@erikamoen.bsky.social and Matthew Nolan's classic guide on How to Eat Pussy and you'll be a cunning linguist in no time! 1/2 #FBF
ohjoysextoy.com/eatpussy
How to Eat Pussy by Erika Moen and Matthew Nolan. Originally published March 25, 2014 on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/eatpussy This comic is drawn in a cartoony style with a palette limited to black, white, and several shades of pink. Erika Moen is a cis white woman with short pink hair. She wears a striped short-sleeved shirt, black skirt, black tights, and big chunky boots. Jay, a Masturbateer, is an east-asian trans masculine nude person with top surgery scars and facial and body hair. Page 1 Sitting on an enormous undersea vulva-like shell like a throne, Erika holds half an oyster shell in one hand as she winks and greets the reader with, "Oh boy, Perverts, I'm so excited for today's topic..." "How to Eat Pussy" is spelled out in an elegant cursive across the rest of the oversize sea shells that sit in the background. Leaning in from the side of the panel, Jay asks, "Ahk, Erika, must you be crass? Its proper name is Cunnilingus!" Erika sucks down the oyster from the shell in her hand with a 'slrp!' "Cunnilingus?" Erika turns to face Jay with a giant smile and holds her hand up for an expected high five. "More FUNnilingus, amirite?" Leaving her hand hanging mid-air, Jay states, "I'm not high-fiving you for that." To the audience, Erika explains with the now-empty oyster shell still in hand, "I'm afraid we'll have to keep this to a basic introduction. It's such a vast topic and I've only got so much space! First of all, you should get to know what you're about to bury your face in." Looking at two enormous diagrams of the external vulva and the internal anatomy of the clitoris, Jay says, "That's a might fine lookin' vagina, alright!" "You must have X-ray vision because you can't see the vagina from here!" Erika explains. "Everything you can see externally is called The Vulva" At a diagram showing the cross-section of a torso, Erika points to the vaginal entrance, saying to a curious Jay, "The vagina is a passage within the body leading to the cervix. Also, did you know penises aren't the only things that get boners? The clitoris also becomes engorged with blood during arousal, getting an erection!" A diagram shows the internal structure of a vulva at rest and then plumped way up with the clitoris raised up as it's engorged with blood. The inflated anatomy is labeled "Boner City!" "Ok, so how do I start?" Jay asks. "The number one thing you need is..." Erika replies, gesturing at a cursive caption reading "Good Communication". She continues with, "Talk to your partner! Take directions! Ask them what they like! Ask them if they like what you're doing! Listen to them!" Two new Masturbateers appear with one between the legs of the other. "May I lick your cunt?" One asks. "Yes!" The other replies. "Do you like this?" "Oh yes! Flick your tongue there! Right there! DON'T STOP!" Caption: You may be tempted to jump straight to the clit- Now the reclining Masturbateer sits upright suddenly and shoves the other ones face away from between their legs, yelping, "YEEP" Caption: -but let me advise you to work up to that after you've spent some quality time warming up the rest of their cootch first. Jay grabs Erika by the arm, whispering into her ear nervously, "Psst, Erika! I... I don't know what to do? With my mouth? And my tongue? Gimme some tips!" Over a big diagram of a vulva, the text reads, "Your cunt-pleasing arsenal includes your nose, lips, tongue, and fingers. Use them all as needed!" Title in cursive: Take Your Tongue Cross Cuntry A series of six diverse vulva diagrams is displayed with arrows indicting directional tongue movement to take on them. Caption: Wave your tongue between all the folds. Quick, flicky licks. Such on the labia. Long lick and circle the clit. Zig-zag. Suck at the bottom and glide up still sucking. Title in cursive: Pussy Licking Prompts: A vulva is shown in profile as a tongue pressing the width of it against it. Caption: Warm them up with slow, broad licks, making your tongue as wide as possible. The same vulva is shown with that same mouth now pressing just the very tip of its tongue between the labia. Caption: Then use the tip for precision stimulation.
February 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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affinityforanime.bsky.social
600 follower giveaway!

To enter:
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Winner will be selected on Sunday 9/14 (choose one of the proxies in the photo). Make sure your DM is open.

Pixel proxies for sale on my Etsy store: etsy.com/shop/AffinityForAnime
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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jellboi.bsky.social
mediterranean breakfast checkpoint
August 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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hoodiewife.bsky.social
comic panel of batman and raphael from tmnt batman: this is where i saw my parents die raphael raphael: discord hug emoji
August 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM