david 🇵🇸
@jellboi.bsky.social
ligeramente desagradable.
chainsmoking minmaxer.
he/him ☭
chainsmoking minmaxer.
he/him ☭
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david 🇵🇸
@jellboi.bsky.social
· Sep 23
la clave era seguir viviendo la vida de unemployed friend pero guardando unas horas al día entre planes para ir al trabajo
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It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
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Es importante tener un amigo millennial
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Es importante tener un amigo millennial
y yo durmiendo sin el portátil el día que podría verme entera esta mierda me moriré
PLURIBUS es arrolladora. La nueva serie de Vince Gilligan da una vuelta de tuerca brillante a las narrativas de horror y ciencia ficción de secuestradores de cuerpos, con influencia de THE THING, TWILIGHT ZONE o John Wyndham. Apple TV se supera con otra apuesta imprescindible para fans del género.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
y yo durmiendo sin el portátil el día que podría verme entera esta mierda me moriré
tengo en casa esperándome como 20 sobres de la de magic de avatar vivaspaña
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
tengo en casa esperándome como 20 sobres de la de magic de avatar vivaspaña
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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Meanwhile, on X
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Meanwhile, on X
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Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
muerte a cada puto sionista
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
muerte a cada puto sionista
puedes trazar una línea recta entre cuanto cabrón y el doomscrolling en tiktok
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
puedes trazar una línea recta entre cuanto cabrón y el doomscrolling en tiktok
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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@jellboi.bsky.social has swears! They've used 109 profanities in their last 3,414 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (26 times)
🥈 "shit" (17 times)
🥉 "puto" (16 times)
🥇 "fuck" (26 times)
🥈 "shit" (17 times)
🥉 "puto" (16 times)
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@jellboi.bsky.social has swears! They've used 109 profanities in their last 3,414 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (26 times)
🥈 "shit" (17 times)
🥉 "puto" (16 times)
🥇 "fuck" (26 times)
🥈 "shit" (17 times)
🥉 "puto" (16 times)
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Playing cedh be like...
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Playing cedh be like...
@profanity.accountant q me fomo a ver
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@profanity.accountant q me fomo a ver
el otro d salí literalmente HUMEANDO de los pogos
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
el otro d salí literalmente HUMEANDO de los pogos
hoy doy solo tres clases y tengo un tupper de lentejas pa comer posponemos suicidio
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
hoy doy solo tres clases y tengo un tupper de lentejas pa comer posponemos suicidio
ke pasa tontitos buenos días
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
ke pasa tontitos buenos días
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no disrespect pero me estás dicendo que la blasting station tiene un arte de kev walker increíble SOLO EN DIGITAL
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
no disrespect pero me estás dicendo que la blasting station tiene un arte de kev walker increíble SOLO EN DIGITAL