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Batman blew up from a big bomb in The Dark Knight Rises. (or he just quit)
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
this is so silly. people know the deal with bond. the writers should just embrace the metatextual aspects of the franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Batman blew up from a big bomb in The Dark Knight Rises. (or he just quit)
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
we gotta stop with video essays
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
we gotta stop with video essays
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror
Every thing about these screencap cards over the last 3 UB sets has been a complete mess. A total embarrassment. Some of the worst looking cards ever printed.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Every thing about these screencap cards over the last 3 UB sets has been a complete mess. A total embarrassment. Some of the worst looking cards ever printed.
My inner monologue during an edh game:
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My inner monologue during an edh game:
a good start.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
a good start.
"how are we gonna sell the Secret Lair"
"i dunno throw some Zutara bait in there"
"i dunno throw some Zutara bait in there"
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"how are we gonna sell the Secret Lair"
"i dunno throw some Zutara bait in there"
"i dunno throw some Zutara bait in there"
Maybe this time good things will happen
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Maybe this time good things will happen
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How many Magic art references can you spot?
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How many Magic art references can you spot?
remember when you didn't have to be shredded 0% body fat to be a gray merchant
male body standards are out of control
male body standards are out of control
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
remember when you didn't have to be shredded 0% body fat to be a gray merchant
male body standards are out of control
male body standards are out of control
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop!
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop!
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop!
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop!
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!
(I can finally stop!)
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
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Full Art Recurring Nightmare (NFS)
I've been making bespoke proxies people love since 2010. I'd appreciate your support, it keeps the train moving! patreon.com/theproxyguy
#mtgproxy #magicthegathering
I've been making bespoke proxies people love since 2010. I'd appreciate your support, it keeps the train moving! patreon.com/theproxyguy
#mtgproxy #magicthegathering
October 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Full Art Recurring Nightmare (NFS)
I've been making bespoke proxies people love since 2010. I'd appreciate your support, it keeps the train moving! patreon.com/theproxyguy
#mtgproxy #magicthegathering
I've been making bespoke proxies people love since 2010. I'd appreciate your support, it keeps the train moving! patreon.com/theproxyguy
#mtgproxy #magicthegathering
it's so weird, I love Spider-Man, comics, tv shows, all the movies, even the bad ones
but the Spider-Man set my reaction is "man this sucks"
and the Avatar set my reaction is "man Avatar rules"
but the Spider-Man set my reaction is "man this sucks"
and the Avatar set my reaction is "man Avatar rules"
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
it's so weird, I love Spider-Man, comics, tv shows, all the movies, even the bad ones
but the Spider-Man set my reaction is "man this sucks"
and the Avatar set my reaction is "man Avatar rules"
but the Spider-Man set my reaction is "man this sucks"
and the Avatar set my reaction is "man Avatar rules"
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If you're giving Magic cards to trick or treaters, PLEASE note on each card back in sharpie what bracket the card should be played in.
It seems obvious to us, but most kids don't realize that Magic (Commander) is a game about obsessive optimization, not fun. Try to start them off on the right foot
It seems obvious to us, but most kids don't realize that Magic (Commander) is a game about obsessive optimization, not fun. Try to start them off on the right foot
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you're giving Magic cards to trick or treaters, PLEASE note on each card back in sharpie what bracket the card should be played in.
It seems obvious to us, but most kids don't realize that Magic (Commander) is a game about obsessive optimization, not fun. Try to start them off on the right foot
It seems obvious to us, but most kids don't realize that Magic (Commander) is a game about obsessive optimization, not fun. Try to start them off on the right foot
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With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Tinybones, Trinket Thief, from art by Jason Rainville!
Today's Archiveween post is Tinybones, Trinket Thief, from art by Jason Rainville!
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Tinybones, Trinket Thief, from art by Jason Rainville!
Today's Archiveween post is Tinybones, Trinket Thief, from art by Jason Rainville!
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October 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Massacre Girl did you do the murders at karlov manor
MASSACRE GIRL: No I've never done a murder
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Ok story checks out
MASSACRE GIRL: Now *massacres*, on the other hand,
MASSACRE GIRL: No I've never done a murder
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Ok story checks out
MASSACRE GIRL: Now *massacres*, on the other hand,
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Massacre Girl did you do the murders at karlov manor
MASSACRE GIRL: No I've never done a murder
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Ok story checks out
MASSACRE GIRL: Now *massacres*, on the other hand,
MASSACRE GIRL: No I've never done a murder
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Ok story checks out
MASSACRE GIRL: Now *massacres*, on the other hand,
godDAMNit i was pushing off the idea of doing an advent calendar 😭
The amazing Meaghan from @infinitokens.com had an idea and we delivered!
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October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
godDAMNit i was pushing off the idea of doing an advent calendar 😭
my friend Travis is in this video
Pauper Commander Is Sick. We let it rip with our pal @travisnorman.bsky.social in the latest episode: youtu.be/nBucyUjY4Y0
Special thanks to @toomuchdew.bsky.social for supplying most of these decks!
#magicthegathering is fun.
Special thanks to @toomuchdew.bsky.social for supplying most of these decks!
#magicthegathering is fun.
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
my friend Travis is in this video