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Noah Love
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I need to know if these are the worst selling jerseys of all time. I know it’s likely but I want facts.
OFFICIAL: #ManCity Starting XI vs Crystal Palace.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hockey Night in Canada's young viewers are going crazy for Triumph, and the Triumph BluRay DVD. They can't stop talking about the Triumph BluRay DVD, and their favourite Triumph songs, favourite members of Triumph.
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A darts player just won a set with a wasp on the collar of his shirt. It’s been there for about 10 minutes.
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It is very funny that Steve Ballmer, a man with billions and billions of dollars, cheated very hard to assemble a super team but instead created another one he doesn’t own, possibly on track to become the best single season team ever, and also his team sucks.
The Thunder have outscored their opponents by 17.5 points per game.

The NBA record (held by last year's Thunder) is +12.9 ppg.
In the 30 seasons for which we have play-by-play data, the record for most games led by at least 30 points is 18 (2016-17 Warriors).

The Thunder have led 10 of their 25 games by 30+.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“Hey Gemini, I have a good shot, should I take it?”
“Yes, absolutely, this will get you closer to fulfilling your objectives, you *should* take the shot!”
<fires shot>
“Uh, Gemini, this has mobilized their base, they’re approaching on foot and we’ll be flanked soon. Any advice?”
“You’re absolutely r
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Our fans will be huge shitheads if you don’t do this” is an extremely poor reason to go through with this, in my opinion.
Didn't think I'd be saying this today but fuck Slavia Prague. Hope we beat them so bad tonight their fans all drink themselves into depression and get lost on their way home and end up aimlessly wandering Europe until they dehydrate.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My rude good friend hung up on me.
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Enjoyed the football match!
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For personal reasons, I have decided to abstain from watching the adorable bodega cat getting murdered by the sentient taxi cab.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Really thought after February it'd be a long time before we'd see Gretzky representing Canada again but I guess if a Trump-friendly event needs a Canadian mascot he's ready willing and able!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Curocko.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Did not enjoy the basketball game!
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To be fair, there simply are not very many photos of The Beatles.
Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney

Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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One’s gotta go
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It’s been a long time since it’s been extremely fun to watch the Raptors and now that it’s back it rules.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
For 30 seconds the entire city of Buffalo was about to raze Houston.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Jon Hamm looks so tired in the BetMGM ads. Let Jon Hamm sleep.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wow glass half empty much???
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is a fun inactive list for the Warriors. The top scorer in the starting lineup is averaging 11.6 ppg.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
1. She was vice president
2. She ran for president
3. She is not the president
4. She would like to be president
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM