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Noah Love
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My rude good friend hung up on me.
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Enjoyed the football match!
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For personal reasons, I have decided to abstain from watching the adorable bodega cat getting murdered by the sentient taxi cab.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Really thought after February it'd be a long time before we'd see Gretzky representing Canada again but I guess if a Trump-friendly event needs a Canadian mascot he's ready willing and able!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Curocko.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Did not enjoy the basketball game!
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To be fair, there simply are not very many photos of The Beatles.
Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney

Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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One’s gotta go
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It’s been a long time since it’s been extremely fun to watch the Raptors and now that it’s back it rules.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
For 30 seconds the entire city of Buffalo was about to raze Houston.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Jon Hamm looks so tired in the BetMGM ads. Let Jon Hamm sleep.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wow glass half empty much???
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is a fun inactive list for the Warriors. The top scorer in the starting lineup is averaging 11.6 ppg.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
1. She was vice president
2. She ran for president
3. She is not the president
4. She would like to be president
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Free suggestion for @theathletic.com product and ad teams: suppress ads on stories like this one.
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Joleon Lescott approaching Carlos Boozer levels here.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If they do it with a 41-year-old striker who expects to start and doesn’t exactly give you a speed boost coming off the bench, yes, I’ll be shocked.
🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “How many World Cups did Argentina win before Messi? Two”. “They’re used to win big competitions… If Portugal win the World Cup, will that shock the world: yes!”, told @PiersUncensored.
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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After reading this I’m removing “The Alto Knights” from my Top 10 Movies of 2025 list
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hard to believe after tonight we’ll never hear about New York City ever again.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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You can, in fact, go home again open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
Fortune's always hiding
I'm forever blowing bubbles
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM