Noah Krakatoa 💦🥩
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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guess we seahawks fans now
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
guess we seahawks fans now
They’re called the 49ers because that’s how many points they try to lose by
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
They’re called the 49ers because that’s how many points they try to lose by
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Block instantly.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Block instantly.
Rail Heist might be a top 10 game of all time
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Rail Heist might be a top 10 game of all time
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Mother fuckers are more offended by some swear words than a government terror squad.
That kind of vile, dehumanizing language has no place at a nonviolent demonstration. | Opinion
F-bombs at KC Plaza ICE protest spoiled our peaceful message | Opinion
That kind of vile, dehumanizing language has no place at a nonviolent demonstration. | Opinion
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January 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Mother fuckers are more offended by some swear words than a government terror squad.
My man, they already are released into the wild, but with government furnished equipment
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
My man, they already are released into the wild, but with government furnished equipment
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these people know that what they're doing is seen as evil by their peers.
According to Jonathan Ross’s unnamed neighbor in suburban Minneapolis, he told her in 2020 that he was a botanist.
people.com/ice-agent-jo...
people.com/ice-agent-jo...
Minneapolis ICE Shooter Told Longtime Neighbor He Was a Botanist: 'I Had No Idea He Was an ICE Agent' (Exclusive)
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis on Jan. 7, once told neighbors he was a botanist, a woman who lives nearby tells PEOPLE. 'I had no idea he was an ICE agent,' she...
people.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
these people know that what they're doing is seen as evil by their peers.
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Another datapoint in the “young men haven’t turned conservative the media just thinks a 55 year old guy listening to Rogan is young for unclear reasons”
Gen X is at +5 support for ICE while millennials are at -25.
Is this at all related to the United States banning lead paint in houses in 1978?
Is this at all related to the United States banning lead paint in houses in 1978?
Some interesting stuff in the cross-tabs.
January 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Another datapoint in the “young men haven’t turned conservative the media just thinks a 55 year old guy listening to Rogan is young for unclear reasons”
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
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“probabilities on polymarket”
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
“probabilities on polymarket”
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
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The only way to understand the more training argument is to understand that liberal politicians want exactly the same things that are happening now but done in a way that doesn't provoke public outrage
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
I'll preface this with saying that I'm a liberal and think liberalism is good, but the mewling about training from so many Dems is an absurd example of liberal proceduralist pathology.
Chris Murphy: "The amount of training that's given to an ICE officer has been cut in half by this administration. The number of days of training they get are 47. You know why they get 47 days? As an homage to the vanity of POTUS. No wonder the number of violent incidents are going through the roof."
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The only way to understand the more training argument is to understand that liberal politicians want exactly the same things that are happening now but done in a way that doesn't provoke public outrage
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Very simple, we make it so easy to become a citizen that there's no law to break! Twenty minutes to get a social security card and out the door into that vast opportunity
Continue to think that saying “abolish ICE” without explaining how you’ll enforce the law is a trap, but boosting this
"YouGov has ICE at 39% favorable, 52% unfavorable...But this top line really understates the intensity of public backlash to ICE and its tactics. In February 2025, just 19% of Americans held a strongly unfavorable view of ICE. Today, 40% do."
open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Very simple, we make it so easy to become a citizen that there's no law to break! Twenty minutes to get a social security card and out the door into that vast opportunity
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Someone at work just called the local news “a liberal news station” so I can never talk to them again
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Someone at work just called the local news “a liberal news station” so I can never talk to them again
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is it good when you can't feel any emotions but when you briefly let yourself you're in the worst emotional pain of your life asking for a friend
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
is it good when you can't feel any emotions but when you briefly let yourself you're in the worst emotional pain of your life asking for a friend
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. referring to your school as “ole miss” and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. referring to your school as “ole miss” and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
Back to back missed kicks may be the funniest way for a football game to end
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Back to back missed kicks may be the funniest way for a football game to end
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the world finally got to meet a famous Korean and was shocked to learn that not all of them love America unconditionally bsky.app/profile/ruem...
anyway PSY was right
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
the world finally got to meet a famous Korean and was shocked to learn that not all of them love America unconditionally bsky.app/profile/ruem...
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Working on a new playlist
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Working on a new playlist
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RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
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Who knew my fucked up sleep schedule and world events would coincide to make my insomnia even worse
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Who knew my fucked up sleep schedule and world events would coincide to make my insomnia even worse
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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Well well well. All of the rams haters suddenly very quiet
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Well well well. All of the rams haters suddenly very quiet