Nick Turner
@nickturner13.bsky.social
Failed Rock Star. Gregarious. Diffident. Walking Contradiction. If the child inside you has died, you are already dead. #LFC
David Moyes is a football genius
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
David Moyes is a football genius
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Musk's idea of utopia is a world full of robots calling each other racist names.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Musk's idea of utopia is a world full of robots calling each other racist names.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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When nevilles agreeing the goal should stand...
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When nevilles agreeing the goal should stand...
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Hope the guy in front of me doesn’t take the last pigeon.
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hope the guy in front of me doesn’t take the last pigeon.
"in a world of chaos you have to stay calm" - VVD
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"in a world of chaos you have to stay calm" - VVD
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Referee defended well throughout there. Closing lanes. Bit of pressing. Always aware of what's over his left shoulder while on the half turn.
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Referee defended well throughout there. Closing lanes. Bit of pressing. Always aware of what's over his left shoulder while on the half turn.
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I left over 8,000 followers on X.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I left over 8,000 followers on X.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
Why are people still on it?
Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
That's more like it!
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That's more like it!
Happy Halloween!!
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Happy Halloween!!
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Catchy! 😅
The Epstein Wing
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Catchy! 😅
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
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Wife text me a small household request. I replied okie dokey which was auto corrected to ok donkey. Now I'm making my own tea. Fuck you technology.
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Wife text me a small household request. I replied okie dokey which was auto corrected to ok donkey. Now I'm making my own tea. Fuck you technology.
Aled Jones, Neil Kinnock, the opera singer from the Go Compare ads.... your boyos are taking a hell of a beating.
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Aled Jones, Neil Kinnock, the opera singer from the Go Compare ads.... your boyos are taking a hell of a beating.