Nick Turner
nickturner13.bsky.social
Nick Turner
@nickturner13.bsky.social
Failed Rock Star. Gregarious. Diffident. Walking Contradiction. If the child inside you has died, you are already dead. #LFC
When nevilles agreeing the goal should stand...
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Big mama!
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Hope the guy in front of me doesn’t take the last pigeon.
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"in a world of chaos you have to stay calm" - VVD
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Referee defended well throughout there. Closing lanes. Bit of pressing. Always aware of what's over his left shoulder while on the half turn.
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I left over 8,000 followers on X.

Why are people still on it?

Make a choice. Then don’t make this one.
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That's more like it!
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Happy Halloween!!
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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If you’re not happy with extra injury time Brentford, maybe stop taking half an hour on every throw in! #lfc
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Get in Kerkez...
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Fucking shitshow
October 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Catchy! 😅
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Wife text me a small household request. I replied okie dokey which was auto corrected to ok donkey. Now I'm making my own tea. Fuck you technology.
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Aled Jones, Neil Kinnock, the opera singer from the Go Compare ads.... your boyos are taking a hell of a beating.
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Simon Jordan on TalkSport, unchallenged yet again.

As a Talksport employee, I am embarrassed by this rebuttal of what Neville said. This moron pontificates without question. It is bonkers.

And yeah, i'll probably be sacked. Fuck it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FrXr...
"APPALLING STANCE!" Simon Jordan rages at "COWARD" Gary Neville after Union Jack REMOVAL admission!
YouTube video by talkSPORT
youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
no foul on gakpo being wiped out? lol
October 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Szobo booked for winning a 50/50 and not touching the chelsea player. uh-huh
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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GAK. PO.
October 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM