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Alabamian by birth, surly New Englandah at heart.
The Bad Place is getting wild, y’all. Blocks are undone???
October 17, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Your reminder the organization behind those Christian "He Gets Us" ads you'll see during the Super Bowl also gives tens of millions of dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom, the far-right lawyers who overturned Roe and write most of the anti-trans laws in the country
Non-profit rebranding Jesus for Gen Z also funds hate group
The Servant Foundation, known for its He Gets Us ad campaign, is the main funder for Alliance Defending Freedom
www.opendemocracy.net
February 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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*Super Bow Ad*

Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL

Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man

Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow

John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it

Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
February 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Reba should’ve broken into Fancy
February 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
So. I got laid off. Again.
February 11, 2024 at 2:41 PM
2023 was an awful year for me. Grad school, layoffs, death, serious injuries and illness.

I'm determined to learn and move into 2024, not being naive enough to think that bad things will stop happening because a calendar rolled over, but because I have learned to be more resilient.
January 1, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Meta really wants me to be active on Threads and these are the posts they’re putting into my Instagram timeline to convince me it’s worth it
December 31, 2023 at 6:50 PM
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024?
December 28, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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The Express (a U.K. right wing, anti train/rail tram newspaper that strongly advocated for the U.K. to leave the EU) is complaining that the U.K. is no longer part of the EU 🙃
December 26, 2023 at 5:47 PM
How to take a nap on the den couch:
1. Lie down on the living room couch and get comfortable
2. Wait for the dog to get jealous and begin pestering
3. Make a big deal about surrendering the living room couch to him
4. Sneak into the den
December 26, 2023 at 5:17 PM
I’m in the line to get into the line at the Watertown RMV. Pray for me.
December 26, 2023 at 3:33 PM
If you were visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
December 26, 2023 at 1:16 AM
I really enjoyed The Church on Ruby Road. It felt fresh and adventurous. Gatwa knows what the hell he's doing.
December 25, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Celebrating Christmas Eve the way a gay Episcopalian on the cusp of middle age should: emotionally emoting My Number by Tegan and Sara at my dog as he ignores me
December 25, 2023 at 12:53 AM
For fuck’s sake.
December 21, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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That's how you write a kicker. www.propublica.org/article/clar...
December 18, 2023 at 3:54 PM
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Me in a meeting that should've been an email
December 18, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Bizarre find of the day: Burt Ward has his own line of dog food. And graphic design is his passion.
December 17, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Not THE reason we got an EV but in the top 5
whomever invented ads while pumping gas should be in gitmo
December 17, 2023 at 10:08 PM
i will never be able to stop thinking about HENRY KISSINGER IS DOOD
December 16, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Having your eating disorder medication on backorder for weeks is not great, 0/10, do not recommend
December 15, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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when you see how many hours are left until the end of friday
December 15, 2023 at 1:12 PM
It should be illegal to put glasses of champagne on the party invite if it’s a dry party.
December 14, 2023 at 6:07 PM
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"You've heard of Elf on the Shelf"—actually, no, I never 'heard' of it at all, it's just some marketing trash that suddenly appeared everywhere in 2005 pretending to be a tradition. I hate it and everything like it. Shove the Elf up your ass. Fuck you.
December 12, 2023 at 1:10 PM