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grant
@niceville.bsky.social
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Alabamian by birth, surly New Englandah at heart.
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Meta really wants me to be active on Threads and these are the posts they’re putting into my Instagram timeline to convince me it’s worth it
Threads post that repeats the phrase “porn is evil” over and over again. Threads post that repeats the phrase “it’s good to be straight” over and over again. Threads post that repeats the phrase “it’s okay to be white” over and over again.
December 31, 2023 at 6:50 PM
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without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024?
Inspirational poster of a kitten wearing a bandanna and cowboy hat. Caption: “God gives his hardest battles to his cutest cowboys.”
December 28, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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If you were visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Pluto
December 26, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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For fuck’s sake.
Positive Covid test.
December 21, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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Judge Lipman’s got jokes!
“Indeed, Plaintiffs’ twelve pages worth of prose, two declarations, and multiple other exhibits filed in opposition to this motion, while interesting, displays both sides’ tendency toward overkill.”
December 18, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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Bizarre find of the day: Burt Ward has his own line of dog food. And graphic design is his passion.
A large bag of “Gentle Giants” dog food. The entire bag is covered with poor quality photos of Burt Ward’s family, his dogs, and several publicity photos from when he was TV’s Robin. There’s also walls of text in every font and color imaginable, describing each of Ward’s dozen or so dogs, his kids, his passion for dog food, the ingredients of said dog food, and stories of several other dogs who lived to their mid-20’s. In the center of the bag is a large 50% OFF sticker and a note saying it was “priced for quick sale.”
December 17, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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no
A kitten wearing a pink bow and hat captioned “Sorry I Exist”
December 14, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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Weather report: heck
A brown dog standing in the entryway of a garage, looking forlornly at the rain.
December 10, 2023 at 7:25 PM
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I mean
Trip and Malcom tied to a column in their underwear
December 8, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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If you see this, post a ship
Charles “Trip” Tucker and Malcom Reed from Enterprise.
December 8, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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LFG
I got in to the Chicago marathon!
December 7, 2023 at 4:16 PM
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Dammit @stevenrowley.bsky.social. I’m not supposed to be crying this hard.
Screencap of Apple CarPlay showing an audiobook of “The Celebrants” by Steven Rowley playing.
December 6, 2023 at 1:25 PM
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“Are you a top or a bottom?”
A Dalmatian wearing a safety vest that says “Please give me space”
December 5, 2023 at 2:17 PM
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I keep telling him that character comedy is hack but he insists Frau Quantum is “a classic.”
A brown dog wearing a flowered bandana over his head like a babushka.
December 4, 2023 at 12:16 PM
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He heard you mention the carrot patch
A beagle, looking hopeful
December 4, 2023 at 4:20 AM
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Fearful but loves treats
A beagle mix looking up, afraid he will not get a treat
December 3, 2023 at 12:16 PM
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Tweet: “In hindsight, the wicked witch of the west have EVERY reason to light Dorothy’s ass up. How you gonna kill my sister and steal her red bottoms you hillbilly bitch?”
December 2, 2023 at 11:58 PM
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Tweet that reads: MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g— MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
December 2, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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VOUS ÊTES JAMAIS SEULS
VOUS SAVEZ CE QU’IL FAUT FAIRE
NE LAISSEZ PAS TOMBER VOTRE NATION
LA DISCO A BESOIN DE VOUS
George Santos, screaming
December 2, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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Please post what you'll wear when you become dictator. This is mine:
Rita Repulsa, as played by Machiko Soga
November 24, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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A brown dog awkwardly catching a piece of turkey
November 24, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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A brown dog in an orange kerchief Revealing that the orange kerchief says “Certified Food Tester”
November 23, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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Never stop never stopping
Bathroom selfie. Lavender dress shirt, green tie with foxes, grey knit blazer, brown checked overcoat.
November 20, 2023 at 2:40 PM
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I don’t wanna go in
A brown dog laying on a couch, under an orange quilt. He appears regretful and his tail is sticking out from under the quilt.
November 17, 2023 at 1:02 PM
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Quantum goes to LaundroMutt for the same reason.
A wet brown dog looking pensive and confused in a stainless steel tub. A wet brown dog looking pensive and confused in a stainless steel tub. A wet brown dog looking pensive and confused standing on a table waiting for the Blow Dryer of Doom A mostly dry brown dog looking pensive and confused with a towel wrapped around his head.
November 16, 2023 at 12:04 AM