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It's all just terrible
My colleagues have collectively consumed 18lb of chocolate since I brought the first tub of quality street at the start of December. 9 guys in the office, I'm proud of us.
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Unfortunately "dismissed, fuck off" is a very short sentence that looks like not much below those paragraphs describing the very specific ways the hospital screwed up, despite carrying significantly more weight
Two ways to read this. One is “she lost on every substantive claim, completely failed in her attempts to ban trans staff from the workplace, and won mild procedural victories against her employers handling of her case”.
The other way is, I guess, “point one is longer so it must be more important”
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Two ways to read this. One is “she lost on every substantive claim, completely failed in her attempts to ban trans staff from the workplace, and won mild procedural victories against her employers handling of her case”.
The other way is, I guess, “point one is longer so it must be more important”
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Leaves on the line always sounded like a ridiculous excuse for trains to be delayed, but if there's enough leaves you can't see if there's something dangerous under them. There could be a-whole-nother train under there
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tribute is Hotel California for the Jackass generation
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is totally fucked.
Esther Ghey: "It was just that constant pressure of social media and wanting to get those likes. One of the hardest things was learning about what Brianna was accessing online that was encouraging her to self-harm and develop an eating disorder.”

Did 'the pressure of social media' stab Brianna Ghey
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I absolutely cannot fucking stand it when people will not accept that others are able to know more about things than they do. The utter arrogance of these blithering shitwits who have built their entire society on the Dunning-Kruger peak makes my blood itch.
RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My dad's a boomer. Born two years after the war with a father in the navy, a mother who lost her home to bombing, and a brother who was an evacuee.

What he appears to have taken from that is "fuck the Germans"
But then shouldn’t older generations be less fascist?
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just found out Milan Mandaric died. Ok.
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Hot take here but the situation we're in right now with the far right surging is a direct straight line consequence of failing to deal properly with the 2008 financial crash
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This was from a month ago. Since then there have been two high profile incidents fitting the profile.
the modal domestic terrorist over the next decade is going to be a terminally online 20-something who cooks their brain in irony-poisoned social media spaces and decides to kill a bunch of people as an elaborate shitpost
September 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sat down to watch the late show monologue over breakfast as I often do, and noped out fast. Started with a somber bit about Kirk, political violence bad etc

Steven. Steve. Staveven Cabolbert.

ICE kidnapping people to concentration camps and torture prisons is political violence.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This article is an absolute banger, adding reactionary centrism to my vocabulary immediately

"The right must be understood, but never blamed. The left can be blamed, but need not be understood"

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September 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My view on people who complain about climate protestors:

The house is on fire, and you're telling the smoke alarm to shut up because you can't hear the telly
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'd quite like a different voting system. If only there was a party that had both the power, say a massive majority in parliament, and a motive like awful poll numbers to change it
August 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I have never read such a savage takedown as this.

This morning I had no idea who TCW was, now I know he's a bloviating bootstrapper who can't see beyond his own experiences and thinks racism will leave you alone if you stop believing in it.

A vacuous fool indeed.

A bit like Toby Young.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Ten years since I bought this kitchen wossname from a charity shop, and I’ve still no idea what it is and how to use it.
July 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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"Nationalise water, arrest the CEOs, sort out the bins" you'd win 500 seats.
July 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Listening to an old album from the early 2000s with vibes I would describe as urgent horny melancholia and god damn that was a thing at the time. Any new bands doing that now?
June 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Hands up
June 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"A system which encourages sickness"

They're not talking about an under-resourced health service

They're not talking about working long hours, exhaustion and stress

They're not talking about barely making ends meet, slow malnutrition, inadequate housing

They're talking about the benefits system
I’ve been making my way through the Welfare Reform Bill and this paragraph on the gov.uk website is genuinely disgusting.

Receiving a decent disability benefits rate “encourages sickness”, does it? Funny, I thought it just enabled severely ill and disabled people to eat.
June 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Young at heart. Old at knees.
June 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have a joke about Prometheus, it's 🔥
I have One Joke about Caeneus
i have a joke about Hera but if she hears it i'll be in big trouble
June 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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As the old joke goes, an American diplomat and Soviet diplomat met up, and the American says "I really admire your country's propaganda." The Soviet says, "True, it is good, but it is nothing compared to American propaganda." The American, confused, responds "We don't have propaganda."
June 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
According to important dipshits reported in the Guardian it now appears that in the UK you can't live as your identified gender without a GRC.

Even though you have to live as your identified gender for a year to get a GRC

Catch 22
June 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM