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2 panel comic, first panel is a man who has pissed himself with a faceless crowd of people surrounding him pointing and laughing. Second panel is a close up of the man smiling with a speech bubble saying "Heh. Rent free"
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Ho-lee-shit. Someone the government might actually listen to is giving them helpful advice on election strategy.
Screen grab of the artivle that reads: "relying on containment or a rational 'hold your nose' vote is a strategy that will eventually fail. Labour needs a comprehensive action plan, now. Time is a luxury they can't afford" he said
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Pretty fucking clear you didn't pick his heritage, you appear to be trying to pick your own and leaving him out of it
August 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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July 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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A friend had a specific thing for "wet Cusack"
John Cusack in the rain John Cusack in the rain John Cusack in the rain John Cusack in the rain
July 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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"As impartial as possible" when a right wing politician with an axe to grind is ultimately in charge.

Exhibit A
A screen capture of BBC newsnight. A host and two guests speaking in front of a backdrop depicting Jeremy Corbyn photoshopped to appear in the style of a soviet propaganda poster with the Kremlin in the background
June 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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I changed my mind about ethnostates because lefties were mean to me
Four panel comic strip. The first panel, a woman looking at a phone saying "my gawd these trump people are racist", a man in a MAGA hat responds "that attitude is what's pushing me to be racist". Second panel, she says "say what?", he replies "Might as well! You say I'm a nazi so, fine, I'll be a nazi if that makes you happy". Third panel she says "it... doesn't" and he responds "I bought this waffen SS uniform for halloween. You'll cry 'offensive' so maybe I'll just wear it every day". Final panel, he is shaving his head while getting a swastika tattoo, saying "I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really"
June 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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A newspaper front page, the headline reads "I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum"
May 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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A modern translation:
Modified meme tweet from @screaminbutcalm screen name The Golden Sir, reading Me, text modified to read when they came for the socialists. Then in original style, Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, text modified to read when they came for me. Then in original style, Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
March 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM