James Without End
@neverendingjim.bsky.social
flaming bankruptcy lawyer, occasional shitposter / uses bio like an AIM away message / I'm the Scrooge of my entire genitalia / he/they
This doesn't really sound like Squid Game at all, but it does sound EXACTLY like Nerve (2016)
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This doesn't really sound like Squid Game at all, but it does sound EXACTLY like Nerve (2016)
"too many dick scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average presidential dick has 0 scandals per year. Clintons Dick, which lives in pants & is involved in scandals 30 years apart, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
if possible we should elect a lesbian. i would like there to be zero more dick-related scandals of any kind after this
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"too many dick scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average presidential dick has 0 scandals per year. Clintons Dick, which lives in pants & is involved in scandals 30 years apart, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Sam Witwicky
Came home
To his friends and Bumblebee
After serving in the conflict with the Decepticons
Came home
To his friends and Bumblebee
After serving in the conflict with the Decepticons
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Sam Witwicky
Came home
To his friends and Bumblebee
After serving in the conflict with the Decepticons
Came home
To his friends and Bumblebee
After serving in the conflict with the Decepticons
big takeaway from this important search is that he was subscribed to the jokeland at aol dot com mailing list in the mid-2010s
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
big takeaway from this important search is that he was subscribed to the jokeland at aol dot com mailing list in the mid-2010s
Shoutouts to my comrades in the "hum subvocally all the time" caucus
Are you the “I whistle while I do literally everything” flavor of neurospicy or the “if I hear a person whistle even once I will commit a minimum of 4 felonies” flavor?
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Shoutouts to my comrades in the "hum subvocally all the time" caucus
I need to admit that I am not an Elder Scrolls guy and every time I see the phrase "The Lusty Argonian Maid" as a meme instead of nodding in recognition my instinct is to sing it to the tune of "The Fletcher Memorial Home"
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I need to admit that I am not an Elder Scrolls guy and every time I see the phrase "The Lusty Argonian Maid" as a meme instead of nodding in recognition my instinct is to sing it to the tune of "The Fletcher Memorial Home"
It's really unacceptable that for multiple months out of the year there isn't an MLB game to turn on when I have work to do at home in the evening.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's really unacceptable that for multiple months out of the year there isn't an MLB game to turn on when I have work to do at home in the evening.
For sale, baby socks, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
For sale, baby socks, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
This went out nationally, but this was my elementary school a couple years before I went there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9o1...
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This went out nationally, but this was my elementary school a couple years before I went there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9o1...
gonna just own the pretentiousness of liking weird movies and say the entire safety video shoot sequence that concludes Do Not Expect Too Much From The End Of The World is about as good as an ending can possibly be
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
gonna just own the pretentiousness of liking weird movies and say the entire safety video shoot sequence that concludes Do Not Expect Too Much From The End Of The World is about as good as an ending can possibly be
me at the tapas bar
Too many apps! Too many damn apps
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
me at the tapas bar
None of them voted in the NYC mayoral election because they all canonically live in New Jersey. (Which I guess means any of them that tried would have voted for their fellow New Jerseyan, Eric Adams.)
catwoman didn't vote (felon); joker didn't vote; poison ivy and bane voted mamdani (left-wing); mr. freeze, scarecrow, and harley quinn voted for mamdani (edpol); killer croc, two-face, and clayface voted for cuomo. penguin voted for adams (also on the turkish payroll).
who do you think the Penguin would have voted for in the NY election
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
None of them voted in the NYC mayoral election because they all canonically live in New Jersey. (Which I guess means any of them that tried would have voted for their fellow New Jerseyan, Eric Adams.)
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let's go mamdani baby love da mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
let's go mamdani baby love da mamdani
LFGM (in this instance the M stands for Mamdani)
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
LFGM (in this instance the M stands for Mamdani)
In the alternative, this could be a shirt that says "I'm really confused about how to play tic-tac-toe"
Finally, a clothing brand for fathers who can't cheer on their kid's soccer team without being a transphobic weirdo about it.
www.forbes.com/sites/pamdan...
www.forbes.com/sites/pamdan...
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In the alternative, this could be a shirt that says "I'm really confused about how to play tic-tac-toe"
the way this fear of concealment by the Other was incubated within a neoconservative movement that was itself steeped in Persecution And The Art Of Writing as a revelatory text is the kind of thing that will be fascinating when we get 100 years removed from it
this is part of the insane discourse around taqiyya - the concept that you are allowed to conceal your faith to avoid persecution or save others - that sprung up in the 2000s. it's a very close parallel to the 16th-18th century Protestant obsession with casuistry and the Jesuits.
Jfc. Her islamophobia is off the charts. One of her Insta stories is a Londoner talking about Sadiq Khan imposing no-go zones and sharia courts in London.
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the way this fear of concealment by the Other was incubated within a neoconservative movement that was itself steeped in Persecution And The Art Of Writing as a revelatory text is the kind of thing that will be fascinating when we get 100 years removed from it
A little different but for me it's "Richard Kind, the guy who hung out at the now-closed Shining Star coffee shop on 78th Street."
Every time I see him in something I'm like "oh that guy from the diner is doing well for himself."
Every time I see him in something I'm like "oh that guy from the diner is doing well for himself."
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A little different but for me it's "Richard Kind, the guy who hung out at the now-closed Shining Star coffee shop on 78th Street."
Every time I see him in something I'm like "oh that guy from the diner is doing well for himself."
Every time I see him in something I'm like "oh that guy from the diner is doing well for himself."
This is something, right?
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is something, right?
John Updike has a lot to answer for tbh
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
John Updike has a lot to answer for tbh
I know it's old but I just noticed it so I'm gonna do all my answers up to now in a thread:
MARVEL WINS
Captain Marvel has organizational and command skills, Kara Girl would just respond to every operational question with a story about Krypton.
MARVEL WINS
Captain Marvel has organizational and command skills, Kara Girl would just respond to every operational question with a story about Krypton.
MARVEL VS DC THREAD
Captain Marvel VS Power Girl, who is better at running a softball league?
Captain Marvel VS Power Girl, who is better at running a softball league?
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I know it's old but I just noticed it so I'm gonna do all my answers up to now in a thread:
MARVEL WINS
Captain Marvel has organizational and command skills, Kara Girl would just respond to every operational question with a story about Krypton.
MARVEL WINS
Captain Marvel has organizational and command skills, Kara Girl would just respond to every operational question with a story about Krypton.
I favor a pan-american league, if only to make them pitch in Mexico City and La Paz.
More Canadian cities should have MLB teams honestly. Like Montreal should get one back, and Vancouver, Calgary, Ottawa can easily support a franchise.
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I favor a pan-american league, if only to make them pitch in Mexico City and La Paz.
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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only 143 days to opening day!
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
only 143 days to opening day!