Nerkitt
@nerkitt.bsky.social
Rat (r. sapiens norvegicus). A bit weird. Amateur cook. Into books, games, rocketship novels.
May contain German, Random Stuff and a bit of NSFW.
https://linktr.ee/nerkitt
May contain German, Random Stuff and a bit of NSFW.
https://linktr.ee/nerkitt
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like an empty gravy boat with too much negative space around it. £4
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nothing says Merry Christmas like an empty gravy boat with too much negative space around it. £4
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November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sagt mal, @rfealex.bsky.social @lokoshan.bsky.social, steht eigentlich euer Plan noch, nächstes Jahr eine alte Miniserie zu frühstücken? Und wenn ja: Wisst ihr schon, welche?
Die würde ich mir dann nämlich auch zum Mitlesen besorgen.
Die würde ich mir dann nämlich auch zum Mitlesen besorgen.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sagt mal, @rfealex.bsky.social @lokoshan.bsky.social, steht eigentlich euer Plan noch, nächstes Jahr eine alte Miniserie zu frühstücken? Und wenn ja: Wisst ihr schon, welche?
Die würde ich mir dann nämlich auch zum Mitlesen besorgen.
Die würde ich mir dann nämlich auch zum Mitlesen besorgen.
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My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.
Last weekend's good vibes are still resonating within me, and I'm extremely grateful for that. 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Last weekend's good vibes are still resonating within me, and I'm extremely grateful for that. 🥰
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Actually! Roman dice towers were a thing!! They were used as anti-cheating devices on dice games, and some had bells at the lower hole for dramatic effect!
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Actually! Roman dice towers were a thing!! They were used as anti-cheating devices on dice games, and some had bells at the lower hole for dramatic effect!
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Gosh… just.. WOW. It’s happening. Coming to @furfest.org 💜
More details coming, for now.. this art @joabaldwin.com …. dang.
More details coming, for now.. this art @joabaldwin.com …. dang.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Gosh… just.. WOW. It’s happening. Coming to @furfest.org 💜
More details coming, for now.. this art @joabaldwin.com …. dang.
More details coming, for now.. this art @joabaldwin.com …. dang.
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Feel like this needs to be spread around.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
October 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Feel like this needs to be spread around.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
This… hits kinda hard.
Not because I've experienced it, thankfully, but because I see it somewhere on the horizon already.
Not because I've experienced it, thankfully, but because I see it somewhere on the horizon already.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This… hits kinda hard.
Not because I've experienced it, thankfully, but because I see it somewhere on the horizon already.
Not because I've experienced it, thankfully, but because I see it somewhere on the horizon already.
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Pressemitteilung summa cum laude
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Pressemitteilung summa cum laude
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Every now and then, I am both surprised and grateful towards past-me for being very forward-thinking and considerate when writing code I have to read and maintain today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Every now and then, I am both surprised and grateful towards past-me for being very forward-thinking and considerate when writing code I have to read and maintain today.
Ugh, PCD hitting hard today. Super shitty traffic everywhere, found out my car needs to go to the workshop because the back lights are out, got piled with work in my absence… can I just go back to the weekend, please?
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Ugh, PCD hitting hard today. Super shitty traffic everywhere, found out my car needs to go to the workshop because the back lights are out, got piled with work in my absence… can I just go back to the weekend, please?
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THEY'RE PUTTING LIGHT IN THE GLASS THAT'S TURNING THE FREAKIN RATS GAY
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
THEY'RE PUTTING LIGHT IN THE GLASS THAT'S TURNING THE FREAKIN RATS GAY
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We joke about the Torment Nexus and all that, but...
The truth is science fiction warned us endlessly not to let fear control us.
"Fear is the mind killer"
"Fear is a path to the Dark Side"
etc.
Silicon Valley claimed to love SF, then built a machine to amplify fear as a means to control people.
The truth is science fiction warned us endlessly not to let fear control us.
"Fear is the mind killer"
"Fear is a path to the Dark Side"
etc.
Silicon Valley claimed to love SF, then built a machine to amplify fear as a means to control people.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We joke about the Torment Nexus and all that, but...
The truth is science fiction warned us endlessly not to let fear control us.
"Fear is the mind killer"
"Fear is a path to the Dark Side"
etc.
Silicon Valley claimed to love SF, then built a machine to amplify fear as a means to control people.
The truth is science fiction warned us endlessly not to let fear control us.
"Fear is the mind killer"
"Fear is a path to the Dark Side"
etc.
Silicon Valley claimed to love SF, then built a machine to amplify fear as a means to control people.
I thought it would be hard to top GLC for rat happiness.
And then I spent five days rooming with my crush at a play party. =^_^=
And then I spent five days rooming with my crush at a play party. =^_^=
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I thought it would be hard to top GLC for rat happiness.
And then I spent five days rooming with my crush at a play party. =^_^=
And then I spent five days rooming with my crush at a play party. =^_^=
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INCOMING BABY MISSILES!
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
INCOMING BABY MISSILES!
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
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But what if I say something completely stupid?? My anxiety is too high to speak coherently when meeting an author. The most I can manage is something like "thank you for writing and sharing your work. It has become my friend and I brought it here for you to sign, please." Then I flee.
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
But what if I say something completely stupid?? My anxiety is too high to speak coherently when meeting an author. The most I can manage is something like "thank you for writing and sharing your work. It has become my friend and I brought it here for you to sign, please." Then I flee.
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Holy shit, the defaults are pretty paranoid. I can only concur, you absolutely need to click on ADVANCED moderation, where the real stuff is neatly hidden away. I set everything that was set to "hide" to "warn" instead. I don't want random stuff to get hidden without knowing about it.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Holy shit, the defaults are pretty paranoid. I can only concur, you absolutely need to click on ADVANCED moderation, where the real stuff is neatly hidden away. I set everything that was set to "hide" to "warn" instead. I don't want random stuff to get hidden without knowing about it.
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imagine showing someone this who has never seen a red panda before. instant religion. these are simply yokai, there is no other explanation. if you come upon one, you must offer him an apple, and he will bring your house good fortune.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
imagine showing someone this who has never seen a red panda before. instant religion. these are simply yokai, there is no other explanation. if you come upon one, you must offer him an apple, and he will bring your house good fortune.
This almost makes me regret reading the physical books instead of listening to the audios. =>.>=
Then again, I can still do one after the other, I guess. ^^
Then again, I can still do one after the other, I guess. ^^
🎧 HEADPHONES ON! 🔈
Here’s a teaser of some of the work that @foxamoore.bsky.social has been doing for the Noss Saga. Each audiobook has a unique orchestrated intro/outro, serving as bookends that blend motifs from the book’s songs.
Here’s a teaser of some of the work that @foxamoore.bsky.social has been doing for the Noss Saga. Each audiobook has a unique orchestrated intro/outro, serving as bookends that blend motifs from the book’s songs.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This almost makes me regret reading the physical books instead of listening to the audios. =>.>=
Then again, I can still do one after the other, I guess. ^^
Then again, I can still do one after the other, I guess. ^^
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