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Macro mumblings mostly
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Dominic Cummings screeching about the 'Inspector Clouseau Inquiry', evidently snarlingly unaware that whether by accident or design, Clouseau invariably identifies and apprehends the real criminals.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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How do refugees come 'with permission'?
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Roll pitch. Release elephants onto pitch. Repeat until Budget day
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Daily Star journo seen buying lettuce just before the gilt market open
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Evening viewing sorted
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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There is a underrepresentation of men in gilets and quarter zips in TV advertising.
October 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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As far as I can tell, this policy would deport my Swedish wife (who has a well-paying job and pays thousands in tax each year, not that that should decide these things) because she "took" from society by going on maternity leave when our kids were born.
Tory policy is to revoke permanent residence (ILR) for everybody who does not earn £38k - deporting most nurses who have ILR

This is put in the video as "who is unlikely to contribute more than they cost"

NB: video does not say EU settled status is exempt

No govt since Idi Amin has done this
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Did they get the management consultants in or something?
Whereas drug gangs used to be vertically integrated, with a single kingpin supervising production, transport and distribution, they now rely heavily on outsourcing. This has fuelled specialisation and innovation
The traffickers are winning the war on drugs
New decentralised networks are even harder to disrupt than the hierarchical gangs they have replaced
econ.st
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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4 years ago today I stumbled across the greatest tv listing ever written
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Sent by my daughter. You’ve probably seen it already. But if you haven’t, you, like me, will be singing it all day
October 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Ed Davey, "Tory ministers who cheered Liz Truss's budget now complain about the state of the economy they left"

"Tory ministers who stopped processing asylum claims and caused the enormous backlog, now make videos complaining about it, and protest outside the asylum hotels they opened"
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Having pondered it all morning, I'm still incredulous that all that Today programme coverage of migrant hotels at no point (unless I missed it) mentioned why people were here, what they might be fleeing from etc.
September 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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‘His music jostles like a get-together over a feijoada’: Hermeto Pascoal was Brazilian music’s experimental genius
‘His music jostles like a get-together over a feijoada’: Hermeto Pascoal was Brazilian music’s experimental genius
This irrepressible innovator performed in a river to test its sonic properties, used kettles and bottles as instruments and played with Miles Davis. His influence cannot be overestimated
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
August 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is going to be a night to remember. Soft Machine playing Mike Ratledge compositions. Might struggle to hold it together when they play Backwards. Props to the family for agreeing to come with me
August 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Son’ going to Camden. Take the 68, it goes to Camden. No, it stops in Euston, says Mrs M. No, it goes all the way, says I. Turns out it stopped going to Camden in 1985.

“Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin' bone here!”
August 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Autocorrect turning ‘sweetie’ to ‘sweaty’ not doing me any favours
July 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The UK: we must reinvigorate our uncompetitive and slow growth economy!

Also the UK: time to censor the easiest general reference of archive of human knowledge, which is also free.
OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia

write to your MPs.
July 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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The past is another country…
FACT OF THE DAY. 27 July 2012. The spectacular Opening Ceremony of the 2012 London Olympics took place in the Olympic Stadium in London. It was directed by Academy Award-winning British film director, Danny Boyle. Newspaper reviews praised it as a “masterpiece” and “a love letter to Britain”.
July 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It’s a sign. Going to stay in bed today

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July 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature ?
July 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM