Neko Asakami
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Back up and running. It's 3am so I gotta sleep, but I'll do real marketing tomorrow
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Crippled Giraff Decals
Purveyor of high quality vinyl stickers!
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October 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Back up and running. It's 3am so I gotta sleep, but I'll do real marketing tomorrow
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com
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Played a great demo for a game called Alabaster Dawn. It's an action RPG that reminds me a lot of one of my favorite Genesis games Beyond Oasis. store.steampowered.com/app/3110760/...
Alabaster Dawn on Steam
Break Nyx’s curse and guide humanity's rebirth in this top-down 2.5D Action RPG from the creators of CrossCode. Battle enemies with stylish combos, wield multiple divine weapons, solve intriguing puzz...
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September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Played a great demo for a game called Alabaster Dawn. It's an action RPG that reminds me a lot of one of my favorite Genesis games Beyond Oasis. store.steampowered.com/app/3110760/...
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Been too long since I've eaten at a BWW
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Been too long since I've eaten at a BWW
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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Funny thing is... here i am, all these years later actually taking this very advice from Seraphim because I also want to find out what happens in the Megatokyo story. ^^;; (true story: i've lost 24lb since last year and i'm doing a LOT better than i was. Not bad at all for an old man, actually)
August 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Funny thing is... here i am, all these years later actually taking this very advice from Seraphim because I also want to find out what happens in the Megatokyo story. ^^;; (true story: i've lost 24lb since last year and i'm doing a LOT better than i was. Not bad at all for an old man, actually)
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KPop Demon Hunters x Ed Edd n Eddy crackship
August 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
KPop Demon Hunters x Ed Edd n Eddy crackship
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It's been too long since we did one of these so let's have a GIVEAWAY!
Let's welcome two of our new models with a Starry Vetti Giveaway!
Winner will receive this small Vetti's Stinger and Small Vetti's Tongue and some other assorted GOODIES!
Please read all the rules and enter on THIS post!🐝💖
Let's welcome two of our new models with a Starry Vetti Giveaway!
Winner will receive this small Vetti's Stinger and Small Vetti's Tongue and some other assorted GOODIES!
Please read all the rules and enter on THIS post!🐝💖
August 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's been too long since we did one of these so let's have a GIVEAWAY!
Let's welcome two of our new models with a Starry Vetti Giveaway!
Winner will receive this small Vetti's Stinger and Small Vetti's Tongue and some other assorted GOODIES!
Please read all the rules and enter on THIS post!🐝💖
Let's welcome two of our new models with a Starry Vetti Giveaway!
Winner will receive this small Vetti's Stinger and Small Vetti's Tongue and some other assorted GOODIES!
Please read all the rules and enter on THIS post!🐝💖
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Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
August 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
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Art is for opening little portholes to a subject we’re all familiar with in some way and saying “let me teach you how I see this thing, let me show you how to get emotional about it the way I get emotional about it”
July 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Art is for opening little portholes to a subject we’re all familiar with in some way and saying “let me teach you how I see this thing, let me show you how to get emotional about it the way I get emotional about it”
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My instinctive reaction to receiving any email is “First of all, how fucking dare you” and it goes downhill from there
July 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My instinctive reaction to receiving any email is “First of all, how fucking dare you” and it goes downhill from there
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Bluey28, the hottest new indie skirmish game of 2025
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Bluey28, the hottest new indie skirmish game of 2025
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So I have zero faith in cis people not watching the Harry Potter show.
I expect it to make bank.
I need to be crystal clear: if you breathe 1 word about paying for it, recommend it, I will resent you until I'm in the ground, and make sure every trans person in your life knows you can't be trusted.
I expect it to make bank.
I need to be crystal clear: if you breathe 1 word about paying for it, recommend it, I will resent you until I'm in the ground, and make sure every trans person in your life knows you can't be trusted.
July 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So I have zero faith in cis people not watching the Harry Potter show.
I expect it to make bank.
I need to be crystal clear: if you breathe 1 word about paying for it, recommend it, I will resent you until I'm in the ground, and make sure every trans person in your life knows you can't be trusted.
I expect it to make bank.
I need to be crystal clear: if you breathe 1 word about paying for it, recommend it, I will resent you until I'm in the ground, and make sure every trans person in your life knows you can't be trusted.
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It's about time we hosted a RAFFLE!!! We recently hit 2k over here and figured it's high time to host our first giveaway on this app!! Please read the rules below! This is bluesky exclusive so only repost here! Thank y'all for 2k followers 🥹 #giveaway #raffle #sextoy #dildo #silicone
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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(Anthony Bourdain voiceover) Orc City is a dogshit town with all the ambiance of a Ramones outtake, and I just can’t get enough of it. The constant din, the free flowing flagons of grog, and the roast squig. Dear god, the roast squig.
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
(Anthony Bourdain voiceover) Orc City is a dogshit town with all the ambiance of a Ramones outtake, and I just can’t get enough of it. The constant din, the free flowing flagons of grog, and the roast squig. Dear god, the roast squig.
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Great news - thanks to Artisan Tiles' unique approach to naming their collections, I will never have to think up a name for a sexy battle wizard ever again
July 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Great news - thanks to Artisan Tiles' unique approach to naming their collections, I will never have to think up a name for a sexy battle wizard ever again
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Ursula Le Guin (one of my favorite authors) on JKR/Harry Potter. #TransRightAreHumanRights
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ursula Le Guin (one of my favorite authors) on JKR/Harry Potter. #TransRightAreHumanRights
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Wrote about Pride, and about anger. Also made a shirt about it rowanrookanddecard.com/on-pride-and...
June 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Wrote about Pride, and about anger. Also made a shirt about it rowanrookanddecard.com/on-pride-and...
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💕🦈Want a perfectly sized Beni of your own?🦈💕
Like, follow, and repost for a chance to win your own custom sharkman!
Winners will be contacted 05/12 via dm!
As always, 18+ only.
No purchase necessary to enter.
Like, follow, and repost for a chance to win your own custom sharkman!
Winners will be contacted 05/12 via dm!
As always, 18+ only.
No purchase necessary to enter.
May 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
💕🦈Want a perfectly sized Beni of your own?🦈💕
Like, follow, and repost for a chance to win your own custom sharkman!
Winners will be contacted 05/12 via dm!
As always, 18+ only.
No purchase necessary to enter.
Like, follow, and repost for a chance to win your own custom sharkman!
Winners will be contacted 05/12 via dm!
As always, 18+ only.
No purchase necessary to enter.
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💖Get a squishy gift this Valentine’s!💖
Like and repost to enter for a chance to win a sweet Hodge Podge care package including a small Double Scoop dildo and two matching limited squish friends!
See you on 02/11 for our specialty Toy and Squish drop + weeklong savings!
Like and repost to enter for a chance to win a sweet Hodge Podge care package including a small Double Scoop dildo and two matching limited squish friends!
See you on 02/11 for our specialty Toy and Squish drop + weeklong savings!
February 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
💖Get a squishy gift this Valentine’s!💖
Like and repost to enter for a chance to win a sweet Hodge Podge care package including a small Double Scoop dildo and two matching limited squish friends!
See you on 02/11 for our specialty Toy and Squish drop + weeklong savings!
Like and repost to enter for a chance to win a sweet Hodge Podge care package including a small Double Scoop dildo and two matching limited squish friends!
See you on 02/11 for our specialty Toy and Squish drop + weeklong savings!
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As an autistic person, I'm ultra-critical of my actions in public or what gestures I make. He knows what he did, he knows who he's appealing to. It's not because he's weird, it's because he's a nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
As an autistic person, I'm ultra-critical of my actions in public or what gestures I make. He knows what he did, he knows who he's appealing to. It's not because he's weird, it's because he's a nazi.
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It's Black Friday week! New models are coming! Big drop is on the way! Sales are on the horizon! What better time for a GIVEAWAY!!
We're giving away a Medium NearClear 31 Philco (our new hunky gargoyle) with starry inclusions! Want to know how to win him?
Read the thread and good luck! 💖
We're giving away a Medium NearClear 31 Philco (our new hunky gargoyle) with starry inclusions! Want to know how to win him?
Read the thread and good luck! 💖
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
It's Black Friday week! New models are coming! Big drop is on the way! Sales are on the horizon! What better time for a GIVEAWAY!!
We're giving away a Medium NearClear 31 Philco (our new hunky gargoyle) with starry inclusions! Want to know how to win him?
Read the thread and good luck! 💖
We're giving away a Medium NearClear 31 Philco (our new hunky gargoyle) with starry inclusions! Want to know how to win him?
Read the thread and good luck! 💖
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🐉Want a dragon of your very own?🐉
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
November 12, 2024 at 5:02 PM
🐉Want a dragon of your very own?🐉
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
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Finally it's time for a giveaway!
We're releasing new models this week and we're here to give a couple of them away!
Read the whole thread to find out how to enter and win a Medium/Medium Gelle Slime or Emme Vine!
Comment, like, and repost THIS POST to enter!
We're releasing new models this week and we're here to give a couple of them away!
Read the whole thread to find out how to enter and win a Medium/Medium Gelle Slime or Emme Vine!
Comment, like, and repost THIS POST to enter!
August 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Finally it's time for a giveaway!
We're releasing new models this week and we're here to give a couple of them away!
Read the whole thread to find out how to enter and win a Medium/Medium Gelle Slime or Emme Vine!
Comment, like, and repost THIS POST to enter!
We're releasing new models this week and we're here to give a couple of them away!
Read the whole thread to find out how to enter and win a Medium/Medium Gelle Slime or Emme Vine!
Comment, like, and repost THIS POST to enter!