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The Real Neil.
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Minding my own business. Would rather be riding my bike.

Founding member of the tofu-eating, guardian-reading wokerati.

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There's going to be a lot about AI in the UK press today. This is your reminder that AI does not equal LLMs and generative AI. They are a subset of a vast field but get a lot of exposure due to their accessibility. There are many other fields that have been providing practical solutions for decades.
Just walked into town and back. It's a bit moist.
a black and white photo of a man riding a skateboard on a beach .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man riding a skateboard on a beach .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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It's note worthy that the Greens aren't just winning. We're taking seats from everyone and we're coming from fourth or fifth place to first, to do it.

But it takes a lot of work from us regular folks! So help us out
join.greenparty.org.uk
People have tried to say that the Green surge is just on social media.

Or in a bubble that's just about polls and just about new members.

Yet up and down the country - Greens are also winning elections.

Huge congratulations to the Canterbury Greens! 💚🎉

Join.greenparty.org.uk
Wincheap (Canterbury) Council By-Election Result:

🌍 GRN: 39.1% (+24.1)
🔶 LDM: 24.1% (-12.2)
➡️ RFM: 16.3% (New)
🌹 LAB: 12.8% (-25.5)
🌳 CON: 7.7% (-2.6)

Green GAIN from Liberal Democrat.
Changes w/ 2023.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Me, every 2-5 business days:
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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If you’ve not seen this before, it’s well worth 2 minutes of your day. One take drone footage. Also a great soundtrack. #Bikes
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Home alone tonight and Point Break is on iPlayer. Love that film.
a man in a wetsuit is riding a wave in the ocean .
ALT: a man in a wetsuit is riding a wave in the ocean .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
A few photos from my weekend. Guess where?
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I've fallen off the wagon 🐷
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Turns out Will Still won't still be our manager.

#WontStill
I'm hoping that we get Will Still as the new manager. I'm looking forward to the "Will Will Still still be our manager" headlines #SaintsFC
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
#SaintsFC have now had more managers than league wins in the last 12 months 🤦‍♂️💩
November 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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What if we got rid of ALL the royals now, and the dukes and archbishops and lords etc, and just gave the power and privilege to the people who are exceptionally kind and caring and wise…? For a limited a time and not to be passed on to their children!
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wire Gums or Wine Guts.

Take your pick.
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Lint
Change one letter, ruin a candy

SweeFarts
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm curious as to why many of these interviews/soundbites appear to catch him when he's heading into a toilet.
Q: What did you mean when you said you're prepared to send 'more than the National Guard' into American cities?

TRUMP: if I want to enact a certain act, I'd be allowed to do whatever I want. The courts wouldn't get involved. Nobody would. I could send Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines -anybody I want
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Can the review please also ask whether we need illuminated bonnets and light-up logos?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn971jlpvvro

And before anyone moans about bike lights being too bright (a) they're not, compared to cars; and (b) ask yourself WHY cyclists might fear they won't be seen
Car headlights to be reviewed after drivers complain of being 'blinded' at night
Concern over the glare from brighter headlamps is prompting the government to review vehicle design.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today's AWS outage shows again how much of the stuff we rely on runs through a particular data center in the US. I'm running a lot of client projects on AWS, thankfully nothing in us-east-1 which seems to always be the one that has problems. I do need to diversify though, don't like being tied in.
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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🤑 Ever wonder how the rich keep getting richer, and why the rest of us can’t keep up?

The difference is: we work.
October 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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🚨Small boat migrants getting “private health care” while the rest of us have to use the NHS?!🚨

That’s outrageous!

Or is it?

Might the reality be a little more mundane and a little less clickbait-worthy?

Let’s take a 👀

1/17
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October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Something extraordinary is happening.

+6000 new members in ONE SINGLE day.

@greenparty.org.uk just hit 130,000 members and rising!!!

Join.greenparty.org.uk
October 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How the hell have we not won that? Has someone been sticking needles in a model of St. Mary's or something? We seem completely cursed. #SaintsFC
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Please repost this everywhere. Not for political reasons but for human ones.
October 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
@devthstar.bsky.social I always check the profile of any new followers to see if I should follow back. Yours is *chef's kiss*
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So it seems the climate discourse has shifted from "How can we avoid 1.5C?" to "How can we best mitigate the effects of 2C in the next few decades and 4C by the end of the century?"
October 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Whilst I'm no fan of the monarchy and would love to see them become less relevant (and not state funded). I can see this stance being too much of a red line for a lot of voters.
October 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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the two uses
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM