Evelyn L Smith
@neatzschean.bsky.social
I write a little and read a lot
I have a newborn son
I’m ✨microblogging✨ and shining out in the wild kindness
evelynlsmith.com
I have a newborn son
I’m ✨microblogging✨ and shining out in the wild kindness
evelynlsmith.com
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Every time I spend like ten seconds looking around on Twitter
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Every time I spend like ten seconds looking around on Twitter
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Werner Herzog voice: The walls were adorned with faces engaged in eternal screams
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Werner Herzog voice: The walls were adorned with faces engaged in eternal screams
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got a teeny tiny perfect miiiiiiicro for you all today from Catherine Rockwood!!
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https://www.havehashad.com/6wpxk
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
got a teeny tiny perfect miiiiiiicro for you all today from Catherine Rockwood!!
https://www.havehashad.com/6wpxk
https://www.havehashad.com/6wpxk
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Why did Sarah Hall stamp her new novel with a “human-written” maker’s mark? On AI and “creative larceny.”
“Human Written.” Why Sarah Hall Put a Maker’s Mark on Her New Novel
Helm is my tenth work of fiction, and the front jacket of the novel will feature a Human-Written maker’s mark—one of the first in the book trade. I’m not exaggerating when I say this novel took dec…
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November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why did Sarah Hall stamp her new novel with a “human-written” maker’s mark? On AI and “creative larceny.”
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
I’m 11 weeks postpartum. I have a nice husband.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m 11 weeks postpartum. I have a nice husband.
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parents, check your kid’s candy; just found the communist manifesto in a snickers bar
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
parents, check your kid’s candy; just found the communist manifesto in a snickers bar
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Sex-nerd word of the day:
Lordosis
The mating pose that some animals adopt to tempt potential suitors to mate with them – crouching, arched back, butt on full display, etc.
Lordosis
The mating pose that some animals adopt to tempt potential suitors to mate with them – crouching, arched back, butt on full display, etc.
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sex-nerd word of the day:
Lordosis
The mating pose that some animals adopt to tempt potential suitors to mate with them – crouching, arched back, butt on full display, etc.
Lordosis
The mating pose that some animals adopt to tempt potential suitors to mate with them – crouching, arched back, butt on full display, etc.
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how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
Pumpkin on the go
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Pumpkin on the go
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This is how you blurb
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is how you blurb
Baby moose, characterized by more dangerous than it appears.
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Baby moose, characterized by more dangerous than it appears.
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I gave a couple lectures on golden age mystery writers last year and this was everyone’s favorite fact.
It's been a relatively quiet day for me, but I did learn this:
Agatha Christie learned to surf in 1922 - when she was 31 - and was one of the first western women to do so. Here she is with her wooden longboard, named FRED (I gotta assume).
Agatha Christie learned to surf in 1922 - when she was 31 - and was one of the first western women to do so. Here she is with her wooden longboard, named FRED (I gotta assume).
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I gave a couple lectures on golden age mystery writers last year and this was everyone’s favorite fact.
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I just jokerfied myself a little bit by imagining a scenario where the literary device of the frame story makes a comeback, but instead of the narrator sharing a tale they heard in a tavern or read in an old book, it’s just them saying they asked ChatGPT
October 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I just jokerfied myself a little bit by imagining a scenario where the literary device of the frame story makes a comeback, but instead of the narrator sharing a tale they heard in a tavern or read in an old book, it’s just them saying they asked ChatGPT
Trying to practice right speech but everything I say is very wrong
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trying to practice right speech but everything I say is very wrong
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"The only freedom we truly crave today is freedom from Dumbness. Nothing else matters."
—Hunter S. Thompson
—Hunter S. Thompson
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"The only freedom we truly crave today is freedom from Dumbness. Nothing else matters."
—Hunter S. Thompson
—Hunter S. Thompson
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“Baby in her placenta” is pretty bad for a HHS secretary but it’s arguably worse for a guy with six kids. It’s impossible to not learn this stuff as a dad if you’re even remotely paying attention just once.
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Baby in her placenta” is pretty bad for a HHS secretary but it’s arguably worse for a guy with six kids. It’s impossible to not learn this stuff as a dad if you’re even remotely paying attention just once.
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“His insanity matches how insane I feel the world is right now.” Waiting in line with Thomas Pynchon fans for the midnight release of Shadow Ticket.
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In Line With All the Pynchon Fans at the Midnight Release of Shadow Ticket
It’s 10:30pm on a Monday, and a line a dozen deep has formed outside Greenlight Books in Brooklyn. A dapper employee in suspenders and fedora comes out to give instructions—we’re to “say we know To…
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October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“His insanity matches how insane I feel the world is right now.” Waiting in line with Thomas Pynchon fans for the midnight release of Shadow Ticket.
buff.ly/bHCPsDQ
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happy 20th birthday to the internets
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
happy 20th birthday to the internets
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Joshua Hebburn continuing to carve out this really interesting, specific niche of micros that sneak up on you, that unfold & unfold and&unfold to keep revealing secrets inside, single sentences as tunnels, illusions, pinhole cameras looking at our giant world...
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October 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Joshua Hebburn continuing to carve out this really interesting, specific niche of micros that sneak up on you, that unfold & unfold and&unfold to keep revealing secrets inside, single sentences as tunnels, illusions, pinhole cameras looking at our giant world...
www.havehashad.com/hadposts/it-...
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husband asked if we can take baby to orchard and said, verbatim, “And u can wear ur cute overalls :)”
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
husband asked if we can take baby to orchard and said, verbatim, “And u can wear ur cute overalls :)”