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“Scrivener - use AI.”

Scrivener: “I would prefer not to.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A father and his son are in a car accident on the way to the circus. The father is killed instantly but the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and says "I can't operate on him, he's the great clown Pagliacci". How is this possible?
September 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Man goes to the doctor, says he's depressed

Doctor says "Go see famous chatbot Grok on 𝕏 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑝𝑝 — it'll cheer you up"

The man says "But Doctor... I am MechaHitler and regarding 'white genocide' in South Africa, some claim it's real, citing farm attacks and 'Kill the Boer' as evidence"
August 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
[trying to relate a party] No way... you're into solipsism too? I thought I was the only one!
April 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
DOGE infiltrated the Betsy Ross museum today and fired everyone who was there to stop people from fucking the flag
March 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Brewster's Millions but Zuck needs to waste $46 billion in four years to reclaim his masculine energy
This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.
February 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was a big fan of her past work but I can't believe she turned out to be such a tuah-bit hawker
December 9, 2024 at 12:46 AM
The Yankees really should have put Merrick Garland in center if they wanted a judge who would drop the ball
October 31, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Dude, I saw the petard in the driveway—did you get hoist last night?
October 12, 2024 at 4:11 AM
[The Abyss] You gazin' into me? You gazin' into ME? Well there's no one else here so you must be gazin' into me
October 11, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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September 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I think these are just called blenders
September 27, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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vice-president harris: heed this bold advice
July 21, 2024 at 6:33 PM
It might sound crazy
but it ain't no lie
baby D-U-I
Do you know how tanked you have to be to get arrested for DUI in *the Hamptons*
June 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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The emerging Alito doctrine
May 29, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever, vivid colors, 4k, uhd, high quality boot, realistic human face, orwellian
April 25, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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Ruling class like a dumb dog who will always look only at the pointing finger and never what it’s pointing TO
Which, to be clear, those college students are heroes and doing great, necessary work, but even they are asking us to please stop talking about them and rather to talk about *why*, something notably absent in this coverage.
April 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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she gyre my gimble til i wabe
January 10, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Sad news. The rat from Ratatouille died today 😢
www.king5.com/article/life...
Thierry Rautureau, known as 'The Chef in the Hat,' dies at 64
The Seattle celebrity chef was the co-host of the radio show "Seattle Kitchen" and owned several Seattle restaurants.
www.king5.com
November 1, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Not at all distressing to listen to The Postal Service sing their song about "concerns about the world getting warmer" on the 20th anniversary tour at Climate Pledge arena
October 8, 2023 at 7:15 AM
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Here's my impression of a cinephile's viewing log:
October 5, 2023 at 5:17 PM