Natalie Eilatan
@natalie905.bsky.social
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If you're wearing sunglasses in a news studio and your name isn't Roy Orbison, GTFO
February 29, 2024 at 6:07 PM
If you're wearing sunglasses in a news studio and your name isn't Roy Orbison, GTFO
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It’s cynical enough when they applaud the legislation they voted against, implying that they deserve some credit.
But she’s just straight up lying that she’s responsible for this? Jesus.
But she’s just straight up lying that she’s responsible for this? Jesus.
NEW: Rep. Maria Salazar (R-Fla.) is taking credit for children's hospital funding she opposed. www.huffpost.com/entry/maria-...
GOP Rep. Maria Salazar Takes Credit For Children’s Hospital Funding She Opposed
“I am thrilled to have secured over $1.4 million to provide cutting-edge medicine to children,” said the Florida congresswoman, who voted against this money.
www.huffpost.com
February 28, 2024 at 4:43 PM
It’s cynical enough when they applaud the legislation they voted against, implying that they deserve some credit.
But she’s just straight up lying that she’s responsible for this? Jesus.
But she’s just straight up lying that she’s responsible for this? Jesus.
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Appropriate for today
February 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Appropriate for today
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If you poison someone, it's a felony and you get prison.
When corporations poison millions, it's "business" and they get tax breaks, because they spend millions donating to politicians.
If corporations were really people, more CEOs would be in prison.
When corporations poison millions, it's "business" and they get tax breaks, because they spend millions donating to politicians.
If corporations were really people, more CEOs would be in prison.
Producers of "forever chemicals" knew they were toxic, say UN experts
“DuPont and Chemours appear to have impermissibly captured” the EPA.
www.motherjones.com
February 27, 2024 at 12:51 PM
If you poison someone, it's a felony and you get prison.
When corporations poison millions, it's "business" and they get tax breaks, because they spend millions donating to politicians.
If corporations were really people, more CEOs would be in prison.
When corporations poison millions, it's "business" and they get tax breaks, because they spend millions donating to politicians.
If corporations were really people, more CEOs would be in prison.
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<after seizing all his buildings> and now you owe… $341 million.
February 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
<after seizing all his buildings> and now you owe… $341 million.
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opens “people_who_shouldnt_be_allowed_to_watch_movies.xls” and clicks insert row
January 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
opens “people_who_shouldnt_be_allowed_to_watch_movies.xls” and clicks insert row
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I SAID STOP THE CAR THEY GOT SHONGLES
January 14, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I SAID STOP THE CAR THEY GOT SHONGLES
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just got my hands on the Epstein list and I’m shook
January 3, 2024 at 4:11 PM
just got my hands on the Epstein list and I’m shook
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The most powerful movement in American politics right now is dedicated to making sure that everyone who is not already rich gets dumber, sicker, and poorer in the future. The euphemisms are already by the wayside; it's basically text, not subtext, that kids today are learning way too much stuff.
January 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
The most powerful movement in American politics right now is dedicated to making sure that everyone who is not already rich gets dumber, sicker, and poorer in the future. The euphemisms are already by the wayside; it's basically text, not subtext, that kids today are learning way too much stuff.
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It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.
August 5, 2023 at 6:57 PM
It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.
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Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
July 17, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
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Wonder if there’s gonna be any accountability for the vast majority of business reporters and TV economists who’ve been wishcasting an economic collapse for years if their wildest dreams of a recession never come true? Because it looks like they were regurgitating bad info for three years.
July 17, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Wonder if there’s gonna be any accountability for the vast majority of business reporters and TV economists who’ve been wishcasting an economic collapse for years if their wildest dreams of a recession never come true? Because it looks like they were regurgitating bad info for three years.
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GOP: We protect kids
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
July 6, 2023 at 2:29 PM
GOP: We protect kids
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
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Food $0
Data $0
Rent $0
Brian krassenstein $5,000,000
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is dying
Data $0
Rent $0
Brian krassenstein $5,000,000
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is dying
July 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Food $0
Data $0
Rent $0
Brian krassenstein $5,000,000
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is dying
Data $0
Rent $0
Brian krassenstein $5,000,000
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is dying
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You’ve got to hand it to Elon, he’s good at running non-profits.
July 15, 2023 at 3:53 PM
You’ve got to hand it to Elon, he’s good at running non-profits.
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I really, really want to go back in time and show this headline to 16-year-old me.
July 12, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I really, really want to go back in time and show this headline to 16-year-old me.
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not dril showing up and replying to a "daddy issues" meme page that plagiarized his tweet 😭
July 9, 2023 at 7:38 PM
not dril showing up and replying to a "daddy issues" meme page that plagiarized his tweet 😭
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These are the “serious people” over at the other place. I think I’m basically done there.
July 9, 2023 at 1:28 PM
These are the “serious people” over at the other place. I think I’m basically done there.