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Nariko Ott
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Comedian / Cat guy
Sitting eating breakfast and the lead singer of The Shins is at the next table.

I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.”

But he probably gets that a lot
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m in a restaurant watching a guy eat French fries with a fork. Absolute neon red flag. A total animal in a cardigan.

Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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1. He can fire all the prosecutors he wants but still a long way from getting a conviction without evidence. We'll see.
2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.
"President Donald Trump is expected to fire the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia after his office was unable to find incriminating evidence of mortgage fraud against New York Attorney General Letitia James, according to sources."
Trump poised to fire US attorney for resisting effort to charge NY AG Letitia James: Sources
President Trump is expected to fire the U.S. attorney in Eastern Virginia after he was unable to find evidence of mortgage fraud against NY AG Letitia James, sources say.
abcnews.go.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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This is metal AF
I can't sit on this, it's too good. ISO 9000 idgaf 🪶
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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no you don't understand it doesn't count as "cancel culture" if it's being done using the full force of the federal government
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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This is genuinely hilarious, I can’t believe it’s real. This guy’s brain is made of sludge and he couldn’t give less of a shit about his own supporters.
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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"hey everybody remember how we spent the last few years telling you you were useless and actively trying to cut you out of productive society? that's all just water under the bridge right?"
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Me:
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I’m so proud of her
June 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m so proud of her
June 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache
June 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!
June 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The research shows that 25% of a group reaching a tipping point and then making a concerted push can shift the social dynamics of the rest of the group.

Remember what i was saying about learning to take advantage of ontological shocks? This is what an opportunity space for that looks like.
May 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This is the day trump truly became president
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.

According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Back in 2001 it had to be amazing for a British person to open the newspaper and see the sentence “Randy Johnson Destroys Bird”
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
America is so obsessed with cops that even our Pope is a Leo
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Alligators are the only thing getting smarter in Florida
May 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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KEEP. YELLING. AT. THEM.
"State prosecutors dropped felony charges Monday against seven people [facing charges for protesting in solidarity with Palestine]...at the University of #Michigan. Attorney General Dana Nessel said...her office was worn down by criticism and other factors." www.myplainview.com/news/article...
Michigan drops charges against pro-Palestinian campus protesters
State prosecutors have dropped felony charges against seven people accused of trespassing...
www.myplainview.com
May 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be:

We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
* TRUMP: WE ARE GOING TO BE TAKING AWAY HARVARD'S TAX EXEMPT STATUS

@reuters.com
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM