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Nariko Ott
@narikoott.bsky.social
Comedian / Cat guy
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Me:
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m so proud of her
June 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
America is so obsessed with cops that even our Pope is a Leo
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Alligators are the only thing getting smarter in Florida
May 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Spoiler: it’s cake
April 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Guys, I think I found the perfect tattoo for my butthole
April 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Kid Rock looks like if meth won the lottery
April 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Kid Rock looks like Uncle Sam got trapped in a mesquite smoker
April 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kid Rock looks like a boot wearing a fancier boot
April 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Same energy
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
C’mon CIA do your thing
February 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me trying to keep my AirPods from falling out of my ear
February 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Marshall of the big boy parade
December 21, 2024 at 2:15 AM
lol Was this guy drawn by Rob Liefeld?
December 20, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Me coming back into the bar for another round after I barf, slip in it, and hit my head on the urinal
July 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Who wants to invest in my new business venture?
April 29, 2024 at 10:27 PM
You’re telling me that this guy wrote “Du Hast?”
April 13, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Why is Covid the only one out here fighting fascism?
March 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM
This is some bullshit
February 29, 2024 at 7:11 PM
This would’ve been a nice change of pace around my house
February 29, 2024 at 12:11 AM
New presidential candidate please
February 11, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Absolute brain rot on these people
February 1, 2024 at 1:48 AM
December 24, 2023 at 7:56 PM
The economy I’m sure is quite robust but at whose expense?
November 30, 2023 at 3:44 PM