purejuju
@naomimagnolia.bsky.social
pelicans fan, detroit tigers fan, rapper/producer, award winning sports journalist
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Very rare moment from tonight that both of the goobers were on my bed hanging out with me :0
It’s not every day they want to be near each other, but they’re fine as long as I’m also with them 🥰
It’s not every day they want to be near each other, but they’re fine as long as I’m also with them 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Very rare moment from tonight that both of the goobers were on my bed hanging out with me :0
It’s not every day they want to be near each other, but they’re fine as long as I’m also with them 🥰
It’s not every day they want to be near each other, but they’re fine as long as I’m also with them 🥰
im so last summer
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
im so last summer
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Love coming home from a meeting to see this. 😻
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Love coming home from a meeting to see this. 😻
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Getting disqualified from jeopardy because I screamed fuck yeah on camera when the daily double was revealed to be a video daily double
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Getting disqualified from jeopardy because I screamed fuck yeah on camera when the daily double was revealed to be a video daily double
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tuberculosis
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
tuberculosis
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film flubs: in my cousin vinny, joe pesci’s character speaks in a new york accent despite the movie taking place in alabama
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
film flubs: in my cousin vinny, joe pesci’s character speaks in a new york accent despite the movie taking place in alabama
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Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
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There is no such thing as a woke font.
Except Wingdings, which is a depraved pansexual pervert of a font.
bsky.app/profile/phil...
Except Wingdings, which is a depraved pansexual pervert of a font.
bsky.app/profile/phil...
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There is no such thing as a woke font.
Except Wingdings, which is a depraved pansexual pervert of a font.
bsky.app/profile/phil...
Except Wingdings, which is a depraved pansexual pervert of a font.
bsky.app/profile/phil...
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taking a cat nap, something no bitch ass dog would know anything about
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
taking a cat nap, something no bitch ass dog would know anything about
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Drawing my Mutuals' OC's Part 4!
Thank you @amaagumo.bsky.social for letting me draw your beautiful magical girl Olivia! I'm always inspired by all the dynamic poses and beautiful flow you breathe into the characters you draw!
#art
Thank you @amaagumo.bsky.social for letting me draw your beautiful magical girl Olivia! I'm always inspired by all the dynamic poses and beautiful flow you breathe into the characters you draw!
#art
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Drawing my Mutuals' OC's Part 4!
Thank you @amaagumo.bsky.social for letting me draw your beautiful magical girl Olivia! I'm always inspired by all the dynamic poses and beautiful flow you breathe into the characters you draw!
#art
Thank you @amaagumo.bsky.social for letting me draw your beautiful magical girl Olivia! I'm always inspired by all the dynamic poses and beautiful flow you breathe into the characters you draw!
#art
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
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talk about double trouble: there are two teams in the nfl that are good
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
talk about double trouble: there are two teams in the nfl that are good
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
i smoke dope and flex on heauxs
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i smoke dope and flex on heauxs
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i hope trump and republicans keep running on slogans like “the epstein files are democrat hoax” and “affordability is a scam”
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i hope trump and republicans keep running on slogans like “the epstein files are democrat hoax” and “affordability is a scam”
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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As a Certified Football Expert™️ I know how to fix the Eagles:
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As a Certified Football Expert™️ I know how to fix the Eagles:
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
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Garden oil painting in progress 10 years ago (this one was only worked on a little after this photo and it found a buyer)
#art #painting #oiloncanvas #malus
#art #painting #oiloncanvas #malus
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Garden oil painting in progress 10 years ago (this one was only worked on a little after this photo and it found a buyer)
#art #painting #oiloncanvas #malus
#art #painting #oiloncanvas #malus
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Fun fact to impress people at your Thanksgiving party: Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has been rumored to be in a relationship with pop star Taylor Swift
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Fun fact to impress people at your Thanksgiving party: Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has been rumored to be in a relationship with pop star Taylor Swift
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BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
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Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
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took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game