Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.
Open a history book. You can do it. I believe in you.
(half hour later)
*eating a party size bag of doritos while showering
(half hour later)
*eating a party size bag of doritos while showering
STOP!
Remember your ABC’s!
Are you gonna lose your job if you don’t do it?
Bare minimum is Best
your Company hates you and doesn’t Care if you die
STOP!
Remember your ABC’s!
Are you gonna lose your job if you don’t do it?
Bare minimum is Best
your Company hates you and doesn’t Care if you die
Gas
Cars
TVs
iPhones
Xboxes
Avocados
Strawberries
Furniture
Power tools
Modelo
Refrigerators
Microwaves
Clothes
Bananas
Tequila
Maple syrup