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Here we go again. Sports and jokes. Mostly baseball: #phillies & #padres. California.
Go birds.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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instead of health insurance we should be able to buy HealthGems™ ($99 - BEST DEAL) which can be redeemed for a HealthDrop™ and 1 in every 10000 HealthDrop™s lets you get a free MRI or one month of a drug that keeps you from dying
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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What if I told you that two of the central dynamics of baseball are players complaining that umpires are always trying to fuck them and that the other team doesn’t treat them with proper respect.

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Ahh so that’s why I can’t hit a 94 MPH slider
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s raining in San Diego and I’m afraid to leave the house. Send beers.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Former minor-league catcher/outfielder/first baseman Randy Poffo, born on this date in 1952
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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NANCY AT THE PENNY ARCADE
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yelp is all like "download the app to see 700 terrible pictures of this mid-ass pizza place" and I'm all like "Fuck you, I just want to know if it's open".
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Shinohi-kun and Himari-chan the fire prevention ninjas are a pair of cigarette lighter siblings who advise children not to play with lighters.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Shouts to the king bumping Ambitionz Az A Ridah from his golf cart on this fine Palm Springs morning.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I haven’t been this inspired by a mayoral race since Tommy Carcetti rinsed Clarence Royce.
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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It do be feeling like that sometimes
How it feels sometimes
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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She bouncing on it with the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Here's the whole thing - I paid:
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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My take on the World Series? I support Shohei Ohtani’s role as global ambassador for Oi Ocha. I’m a regular Ito En drinker and I agree with Ohtani’s take: “So much is happening these days. It makes sense to take a break for green tea.”
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Joe Davis is dazzled by the exotic fruits.
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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LUCASARTS PRESENTS
Columbo in:
SCUMM of the Earth
#pixelart
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I'm like Muad'Dib, I got the ill communication, Muad'Dib I got the stillsuit for hydration, Muad'Dib I got the worm for transportation
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Scenes of Paul Skenes making a fucking mess of broken glass out in the woods have me considering changing my wireless carrier.
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM