Mystery Camper
@mysterycamper.bsky.social
Mediocre takes, fresh from my brain to your mouth
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Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
If you see this, post a getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If you see this, post a getaway vehicle.
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do you like me
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
do you like me
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
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November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Just drove through Waco, TX and the No Kings protest stretches waaaay down the street. Encouraging to see the turnout in cities where you might not expect it.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just drove through Waco, TX and the No Kings protest stretches waaaay down the street. Encouraging to see the turnout in cities where you might not expect it.
Quoth the raven, "Eat My Shorts!"
October 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Quoth the raven, "Eat My Shorts!"
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Listen, I’m sure this isn’t an ass but it looks like an ass and they look like they about to get real deep in the ass
September 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Listen, I’m sure this isn’t an ass but it looks like an ass and they look like they about to get real deep in the ass
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Do literally anything else other than honoring a white supremacist
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Do literally anything else other than honoring a white supremacist
If I say fuck fascists and people immediately assume I'm talking about current political leaders, you know we have a problem
September 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If I say fuck fascists and people immediately assume I'm talking about current political leaders, you know we have a problem
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WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
Every time I see MAHA in the press I assume it means Make America Hate Again
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Every time I see MAHA in the press I assume it means Make America Hate Again
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can we talk about how many people have managed to demonize both enjoying food and enjoying sex? you're literally a living thing. like that's the whole point of being an earth animal. jesus.
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
can we talk about how many people have managed to demonize both enjoying food and enjoying sex? you're literally a living thing. like that's the whole point of being an earth animal. jesus.
"You can't fall into despair because despair doesn't tell the whole story."
Thank you @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social for the gentle reminder on this week's podcast.
Thank you @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social for the gentle reminder on this week's podcast.
August 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"You can't fall into despair because despair doesn't tell the whole story."
Thank you @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social for the gentle reminder on this week's podcast.
Thank you @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social for the gentle reminder on this week's podcast.
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My only qualm with both Freakier Friday AND Weapons is that neither had enough June Diane Raphael for me liking!
August 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My only qualm with both Freakier Friday AND Weapons is that neither had enough June Diane Raphael for me liking!
I'm sorry...what are you selling exactly?
August 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm sorry...what are you selling exactly?
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it is really funny that Elon Musk can't even win an argument on the website he owns with the AI he owns as arbitrator
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
it is really funny that Elon Musk can't even win an argument on the website he owns with the AI he owns as arbitrator