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Mystery Camper
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Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
A play on words: It's a drawing of the philosophy Socrates, but he is lifting his toga exposing some leg and butt with a playful tease. The drawing is labeled Socra-tease.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Quoth the raven, "Eat My Shorts!"
A tattoo on a white man's arm. The tattoo is Bart Simpson as cartoon raven from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode depicting Edgar Allan Poe's poem. The tattoo is small, black and grey shaded except for the yellow coloring on his beak and feet.
October 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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You can literally just wake up and decide: "I'm done being who I've been." You don't need a new year. You don't need a rock bottom. You don't need anyone's permission. Change doesn't require the perfect moment. It begins the second you choose differently. You're not a tree. You're not stuck. You're one decision away from a different life.
September 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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A caption at the top of the image reads: "Why are you so quiet? What's on your mind?" A line drawing of a person's head. Looking into the person's thoughts you see they are thinking of a male - female - male threesome where they are in the Eiffel Tower position.
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I'm sorry...what are you selling exactly?
A billboard on the side of the highway advertising a place called "Bussey's Flea Market"
August 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Our little Whiskey had to have emergency back surgery last week, but he won't let anything slow him down. Look at him go!
June 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Congratulations, you've successfully shown the importance of moving past racism and xenophobia, how society can grow and lean, how extremism is dangerous, and how we can avoid holding the actions of a few against others.
A racist Charlie Kirk tweet that compares violent extremists from 9/11 to Zohran Mamdani. "24 years ago a group of Muslims killed 2,753 people on 9/11 Now a Muslim Socialist is on pace to run New York City"
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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No crowns, No thrones, No kings
June 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Last night Tyler Childers performed “Long Violent History” for the first time ever in front of an audience of over 18,000 people to close out his Hollywood Bowl headline debut.

During the song Childers projected the words of Martin Niemöller’s poem, ‘First They Came’ on the screens of the venue.
June 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Image of an old tweet: "I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to women and Pedro Pascal." From user @irawolfmusic
May 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Parking lot art for the Austin Lighthouse, Travis Association for the Blind
A painted parking lot space. The background is teal, with an image of a lighthouse. Instead of bricks or stones the lighthouse is made up of large colorful flowers and vines that wind together forming the shape of the lighthouse
May 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Added a tortoise to the garden. He brings a much needed level of sophistication.
A stone tortoise perched on a pebble garden surrounded by a green fern and a concrete porch
May 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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The final night at Outer Heaven
Interior of a dance night club with mirror ball and streamers Wall mural that says "Keep Austin for lease, for rent, for sale" Graffiti from a sharpie on white painted wood fence, "RIP Outer Heaven" Nighttime exterior of a dance night club "Outer Heaven"
April 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A note from bookshop.org CEO: Every april, we celebrate independent bookstore day to remind us how vital Indy bookstores are to our communities and society. It's a day of joy and solidarity, and significant financial impact for these bookstores. This year, Amazon is undercutting that with a "book sale" on the same day - a calculated move by a company that has already put half the bookstores in the country out of business, controls over 60% of the market, and sells far more books than all indie bookstores combined. The people at Amazon responsible for the timing of their "book sale" should be ashamed, but they are shameless. It's up to us to make sure they don't succeed at spoiling Independent Bookstore Day. Visit your local indie this weekend and help ensure that future generations can experience the sublime pleasure of shopping at a local bookstore.
April 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Trans Day of Visibility Rally poster with the trans flag colors in the background (blue, pink, and white stripes) and the outline of Texas in the center. March 31st 2:30-5:30 pm Austin, TX Texas State Capitol South Steps
March 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Listos Verde! @austinfootballclub.bsky.social
The MLS locker room of Austin FC. There's a dark gray floor with light gray stripes. The walls are light wood with green neon lining the floor. The Austin FC logo, a green oak tree is centered in the photo with the words "AUSTIN FC" in lights above. There are green neon and green and black accents all over.
March 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Last night's @hdtgm.bsky.social show was incredible! Such a treat to finally see my favorite show in person. We laughed our asses off
Image of a stage taken from the balcony. There is a large projector screen in the background, in the foreground the stage is set with a rug and four chairs with small tables next to them in an arc facing the audience. There are four people on the stage, June Diane Raphael, Jessica St clair, Paul Scheer, and Jason Manzukis. The cast is gesturing to the audience saying thank you, while Jason is crawling on all fours mocking the animal actions from the movie Kraven.
March 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Amazing show by Justice last night
March 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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The classics are classic for a reason
Image of a tweet by Isaiah, @forevertawl: Working Class: Help Us Please Republicans: No Democrats: No - followed by emoji of a red heart, a pride flag, and the hash tag BLM
March 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Protesting by reclaiming my focus - spending time with this little guy tonight instead of watching or listening
A sleeping miniature dachshund. He's Isabella and tan colored, laying partially upright on his back against a man's chest. You can see his eyes are closed and his teeth are visible behind his lips. He's completely unbothered by the world.
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Your Monday timeline cleanser

Consider the dachshund - intelligent, loyal, stubborn, independent, & determined.

A fierce lover & fighter who knows that quality rest is just as important as action.

Unbothered in sleep, but still ready to jump into action at a moment's notice.
Image of two dachshunds sleeping on a couch. They are laying next to each other, leaning on a man's leg. One is a long hair black with tan muzzle and tan eyebrows, the other is a short hair Isabella and tan with a teal and pink collar. The black one is laying his head on the tan one's chest and they are both partially covered by a cozy white fuzzy blanket.
February 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Image of a tweet: picture of Sabrina Carpenter and Pedro Pascal standing together holding microphones. The caption above the picture says, "yes my bisexuality does in fact range from a 5ft blonde singer to a pushing 50 year old actor"
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Wesley brings you a moment of zen and timeline cleanser
A black and tan long haired dachshund lays on his back between a couch cushion and a tan pillow. He's fully asleep and unbothered by the world. A close-up of a black and tan long haired dachshund lays on his back between a couch cushion and a tan pillow. He's fully asleep and unbothered by the world.
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights." We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.
February 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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A collage of awesome images including a small possum wearing a cowboy hat and three dolphins with their heads sticking out of the water, all under a stimulated night sky with a gigantic moon, an impossibly large Saturn with rings, and a shooting star. Over the image is the phrase "fuck every single racist"
February 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM