Much of my lack of self-worth comes from my name not being mentioned in Mambo No. 5.

hinged enough to be relatable, unhinged enough to be entertaining.

big naturals? no darling, these are firmly GMO

biblically accurate international space station

imagine if your time on this mortal plane finally ends, and the grim reaper comes to take you, and he’s like. 4’6”

please stop putting LLMs in things i do not want to "chat" with your website

rahhh i want to touch computers!!! i want to chew on wires!!! i want to eat microchips!!!

Unnatural Language Processing is when you use machine learning to decipher ancient spells from a grimoire written in a tongue unspoken by mortals for æons.

Living in a world where I give offputting vibes but no one says anything about it

The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”

and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat

Making my silly little noises without anyone to hear them what a shame

girl who responds to "hey how's it going" with "the horrors persist but so do I"

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

trying to explain atproto to an american: imagine if all your burgers were cryptographically signed via a self-balancing merkle tree

*drops the beat*

*apologizes profusely*

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

go go gadget catastrophic 4pm nap