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Doug
@mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social
I'm Doug. I like video games (but not in the problem ways), low-budget trashy isekai anime (sometimes in the problem ways), and experiencing jokes on the worldwide web (usually the problem ways).
He/him cis/het trans rights=human rights free Palestine etc
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when i open up the posting app (there's posts in it)
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Hytale is saved.
New Blog Post LIVE -> hytale.com/news/2025/11...
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I love this image
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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#1 Penal Doesn't Mean What Your Thinking

I bet all have a look and say, I'm believing my eyes? In Penal Colony? I'm making a puke if THINK penal and balls bag. But curious cat say, maybe penal put in sexy girl coin holder. READY to surprised?

Penal Clonony Is Some Kind Of Jail For Unusual Machines
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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i get why this is common consensus but ppl being like "the steam controller is kinda ugly but the functionality is great!" makes me shake my head. i think it looks beautiful. shes so unique and tall. the thumbsticks look shiny gorgeous. the slight rotation on the trackpads is so playful.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Very funny to compare this to the Valve hardware announcement video, and think back to the Amazon guy on LinkedIn who was like, “why can’t we compete with Valve??? It is a mystery!!!”
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Mods are awake but indifferent, post rare Ronas
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The Metroids are eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooooooooood!
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hey, the other day I had a dream I was reading an article in The Onion, called "Are You Mad At Me"

I don't know who wrote it, but it had a photo of me at the top.

Just wanted to clear the air, and let someone know that I'm not.
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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[VISOR SCANNING .... COMPLETE]

ANCIENT DEAD CHOZO GUY: we realised too late they were fuckin our pussy's
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
when the mods don't like my joke and I can't post for three days
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i don't know what all the options in my phone camera mean, but I managed to take a picture of that thing everyone's been talking about
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
holy shit
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Erm...we went viral on the Butterfly App...
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
had a "check your privilege" moment here

I've never once thought about what teaching someone to read would require: I've "always" been able to read, so I took it for granted that my parents taught me.

Learning that schools are teaching kids wrong (and not in a crackpot way) is fucking me up a bit.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM