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5th of Owltober!

Posted by North Texas Wildlife Center with various captions:
"Tex Mex"
"Forbidden burrito. Spicy burrito."
"Burritowls are a fairly common species around here."
Want to donate to NTWC? www.ntxwildlife.org/donate Source: fb.com/942812641283... #owlsintowels #owltober 💛🦉
October 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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15th of Owltober!

After weeks of care for barbed-wire injuries, this Burrowing Owl healed well at Ojai Raptor Center. He/she moved to a flight aviary and was set to be released soon after.
Want to donate to OJR? ojairaptorcenter.org/donate Source: fb.com/339616491049... #owlsintowels #owltober 💛🦉
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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19th of Owltober!

FreeMe Wildlife 🇿🇦 admitted an "especially stroppy" Spotted Eagle Owl fledgling named "Eyeball". They put her in a towel burrito so they could treat a small wound on her neck.
Want to donate? freemewildlife.org/donation-page/ Source: fb.com/120617497820... #owlsintowels #owltober💛🦉
October 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Would have loved to be a fly on the wall of the internal comms meetings that resulted in this. Some random Microsoft engineer managed to inadvertently announce the company is rewriting Windows in Rust using AI 😭
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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I forgot how good these were.

The Pokémon one is superb.

“He was a Protestant man but he was very, very nice.”

youtu.be/YCg0bl2frYM?...
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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If you start watching Knowing Me Knowing Yule at 11:21pm tonight, Alan punches Tony Hayers with a turkey at the exact moment it becomes Christmas. Start the big day off right.
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Woo hoo! 🤡
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Happy Almost Christmas to all who celebrate.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Still one of the best television moments ever. It doesn’t come across as smug or arrogant. He knows the answer and decides to have a bit of fun and Regis Philbin is enough of a pro to realise “no, there’s no point in stringing this out”.

youtu.be/Lb1Gc8jiubc?...
Who wants to be a Millionaire- million dollar winner
YouTube video by Scottrax
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December 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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hello yes I’d like to volunteer I am very experienced with Acrobat I can totally permanently redact every mention of Trump in these files pls forward as many as you need
Exclusive: Justice Department scrambling to find holiday volunteers to redact the Epstein files, internal DOJ email says | CNN Politics
The Justice Department’s leadership asked career prosecutors in Florida Tuesday to volunteer over the “next several days” to help redact the Epstein files, in the latest Trump administration push towa...
www.cnn.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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ToNIGHT, you’ll be visited by three GHOSTS!! I’m kidding…but seriously, Sharon, I could really use some help over here
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Emails I have received:
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Highlights of the festive open-mic singalong in a Scouse pub tonight:
-my amazing* rendition of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
-people singing Police Nabbed Me Dad to the tune of Feliz Navidad

Good times

Just as an FYI, Christmas songs are much harder to sing than you expect
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The CBS investigation portrays a modern concentration camp, similar to the Soviet GULAG (like CECOT, an acronym): sadistic guards, 24 hour lighting, isolation cells.
Americans once opposed this inhumane system.
The Trump administration sent innocent people there to suffer.
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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A certain agitator, for privacy’s sake let’s call him “Prince A”, no, that’s too obvious. Let’s say “P. Andrew”.
I think we're going to have to switch the Enigma machine back on to break this impenetrable code.
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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on the tramway in Nantes and a pretty old woman gave her seat to a very old woman so I gave my seat to the pretty old woman then a man gave me his seat then a teenager gave a man his seat and then we all laughed, aren't people fantastic
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Scenes at Kings Cross are verging on comical. In WH Smith the shoplifting is so brazen, people just loading bags full of sandwiches and walking out. A man is playing Despacito so loud that you can’t hear the train announcements and almost all the trains are showing infinite delays or cancelled.
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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some people truly act like they are the main character of the fucking airport, bitch we ALL need to get to our final destination in this dystopian hellscape, you’re not special or important
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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🤌🤌🤌
September 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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"Tate's endurance was awful" perhaps the least surprising news of the day
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM