Myk-El
@myk-el.bsky.social
2nd to last son of Krypton. Pool Cleaner from a Distant Planet. Alien pretending to be human pretending to be an alien.
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Myk-El
@myk-el.bsky.social
· Feb 11
As an FYI, if you follow me and I look at your profile and you're following count is well into 5 figures, that tells me you're not really here for authentic interaction. You probably are gonna at least get muted if not blocked if you follow me.
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Apparently Erika Kirk hasn’t been entirely truthful about her background.
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Apparently Erika Kirk hasn’t been entirely truthful about her background.
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It's okay, you don't have to do engagement tricks and the commercialized shtick here; you can just be a person and post art, it's gonna be okay, it's gonna be alright
I know twitter taught you this & sucked your soul out & art memes became the only way to communicate
it's over now, you can be free
I know twitter taught you this & sucked your soul out & art memes became the only way to communicate
it's over now, you can be free
December 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It's okay, you don't have to do engagement tricks and the commercialized shtick here; you can just be a person and post art, it's gonna be okay, it's gonna be alright
I know twitter taught you this & sucked your soul out & art memes became the only way to communicate
it's over now, you can be free
I know twitter taught you this & sucked your soul out & art memes became the only way to communicate
it's over now, you can be free
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
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This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
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And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
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Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
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being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
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I once asked on the other app if barbers take into account face shape when cutting hair and make recommendations. Everyone who replied to told me that was “gay” and “men don’t do that”…so then it dawned on me why so many of ya’ll be looking crazy
December 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I once asked on the other app if barbers take into account face shape when cutting hair and make recommendations. Everyone who replied to told me that was “gay” and “men don’t do that”…so then it dawned on me why so many of ya’ll be looking crazy
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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In the tune of The Moody Blues, Nights In White Satin
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In the tune of The Moody Blues, Nights In White Satin
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Picard management tip: Take your leisure time seriously. A relaxed captain is a sane captain.
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Picard management tip: Take your leisure time seriously. A relaxed captain is a sane captain.
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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Stephen Miller is a horrible racist in the sense that he is actually not that good at being racist.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Stephen Miller is a horrible racist in the sense that he is actually not that good at being racist.
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Was it that one or was it the one where a fully adult man started walking towards her and her friend while they were hanging out in the park at age 14 with the clear intent to start to chat them up and she said “you have the posture of someone whose father didn’t hold him enough when he was a baby”?
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Was it that one or was it the one where a fully adult man started walking towards her and her friend while they were hanging out in the park at age 14 with the clear intent to start to chat them up and she said “you have the posture of someone whose father didn’t hold him enough when he was a baby”?
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Do we really still need fake exhaust tips?
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Do we really still need fake exhaust tips?
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No one enjoys going through the wilderness, but something happens in the desert. Your dick is getting you prepared.
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
No one enjoys going through the wilderness, but something happens in the desert. Your dick is getting you prepared.
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Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Much of Todd Blanche's Perceived Cover-Up Is Actually Incompetence
www.emptywheel.net/2025/12/26/m...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/12/26/m...
Much of Todd Blanche's Perceived Cover-Up Is Actually Incompetence - emptywheel
I have no doubt that Todd Blanche's actions will one day amount primarily to a cover-up -- such as when he is eventually cornered about his actions to silence Ghislaine Maxwell. But thus far, the chao...
www.emptywheel.net
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
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I am a very lazy person and being an "Alpha Male" is a lot of busywork on a checklist of things you can't do, and people you're obliged to hate, and even if I were so inclined, which I am not, thank you very much, I couldn't possibly be bothered
Refusing to follow their script / demonstrating the falseness of their grift isn't very Alpha Male of you, Scalzi.
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I am a very lazy person and being an "Alpha Male" is a lot of busywork on a checklist of things you can't do, and people you're obliged to hate, and even if I were so inclined, which I am not, thank you very much, I couldn't possibly be bothered
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Last piece of craziness from last night’s Nuggets game:
The Nuggets scored 27 points in the last 2 minutes, 53 seconds of overtime.
TWENTY-SEVEN!
To put that in perspective, they scored 23 points in the entire 4th quarter, and 25 points in the entire 2nd quarter. And those are 12 minutes long.
The Nuggets scored 27 points in the last 2 minutes, 53 seconds of overtime.
TWENTY-SEVEN!
To put that in perspective, they scored 23 points in the entire 4th quarter, and 25 points in the entire 2nd quarter. And those are 12 minutes long.
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Last piece of craziness from last night’s Nuggets game:
The Nuggets scored 27 points in the last 2 minutes, 53 seconds of overtime.
TWENTY-SEVEN!
To put that in perspective, they scored 23 points in the entire 4th quarter, and 25 points in the entire 2nd quarter. And those are 12 minutes long.
The Nuggets scored 27 points in the last 2 minutes, 53 seconds of overtime.
TWENTY-SEVEN!
To put that in perspective, they scored 23 points in the entire 4th quarter, and 25 points in the entire 2nd quarter. And those are 12 minutes long.
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Fellas is it gay to have a dog bsky.app/profile/disa...
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fellas is it gay to have a dog bsky.app/profile/disa...
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential