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Matthieu
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Humain suboptimal

Développeur le jour
Amateur de programmation la nuit
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
Blue stone surrounding a gold metal core
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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a.very.sleepy.galactic.furball.discatte.com
Gamecube 🤝 Steam Machine

✯¸.•´*¨`*•🧊 ADORABLE 🧊•*`¨*`•.¸✯
a size dimension comparison of two cubes showing similar sizes between gamecube and steam machine.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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cupof.coffee
Toi aussi drague un IA Bro avec cette disquette :

« ton code est un voleur, il a pris toute ton intelligence pour la mettre dans tes IA de merde »

Effet garanti.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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en.sitnik.ru
Also, it is not so hard to remove GDPR popup from your website.

Just move to privacy-first data for landing pages.

GDPR popup is just dark pattern of user punishment to force them to agree with tracking.

slides.com/ai/privacy/
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
A comic in which we open on master artist, god amongst men, creator of Garfield, Jim Davis. He sits at a graphic tablet, drawing his latest masterpeice. There is a look of happiness on his face, but the way he is underlit by the screen tells us something is off. Jim says: "HA HA, 'DID YOU EAT MY LASAGNA,' HA HA" In the next panel we switch to Jim's POV and see what's on the tablet's screen. There is a full colour drawing of Garfield. Jim's hand, holding a stylus, is obscuring part of the image, as he writes in Not-Heathcliff's dialogue. All that is written is "SM" The next panel is the same view, but now the dialogue is complete, and Jim's hand isn't visible, allowing us to see the image --and dialogue-- in full: "SMITE THE NON-BELIEVERS, JIM... BUILD ME A THRONE OF THEIR SKULLS" Final panel. Jim looks as weirdly happy as ever, but now his face is beaded in sweat. There is a beat, before he quietly says "y-yes... master"
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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monomarchos.agency
Ryan Gosling dans un sketch du SNL sur Avatar
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
The legendary cat meme that started an era
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows: [scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech] 1 CHURCHILL: The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 2 CHURCHILL: Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. 3 CHURCHILL: If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun- BBC PRESENTER: Thank you prime minister 4 BBC PRESENTER: Mr hitler, your response? 5 HITLER [in the studio]: Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill 6 HITLER: What we are proposing - CHURCHILL: Hang on 7 HITLER: Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement - 8 CHURCHILL: What's he doing here BBC PRESENTER: It's important we hear both sides of the debate 9 CHURCHILL: This isn't a debate You don't debate fascists 10 HITLER: Oh here we go with ze Godwins law! 11 HITLER: Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'... CHURCHILL: Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit- 12 HITLER [standing up, saluting]: RAUSS! BBC PRESENTER: *Please* Mr Churchill let him speak [ends]
March 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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unpseudal.bsky.social
Notre génération elle doit constamment jongler entre dire à nos parents "non tu n'as pas gagné à la loterie c'est une arnaque faut pas cliquer" et dire aux enfants "non bois pas du Paic citron cette IA raconte n'imp"on va mourir avant d'être vieux
alexsippel.bsky.social Alex @alexsippel.bsky.social · 5d
Les posts sur les IA gen me flippent un peu pour le grand frère d'un copain de Maxi. Le jeune a 15-16 ans et veut "sécher et prendre de la masse musculaire", et les parents "on a demandé à chattruc qui lui a fait son programme nutritionnel". Pas mon enfant pas mon problème, mais je ferais pas ça.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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kaistarlight.bsky.social
And, thank you also for bearing with me, and the lack of any new art. 🙏🏽 This hell ass year has been something else
A meme of a black and white cat sitting in a field of purple flowers with text that says: There isn't a Plan B There isn't even a Plan A I don't know what I'm doing
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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alexsippel.bsky.social
Les posts sur les IA gen me flippent un peu pour le grand frère d'un copain de Maxi. Le jeune a 15-16 ans et veut "sécher et prendre de la masse musculaire", et les parents "on a demandé à chattruc qui lui a fait son programme nutritionnel". Pas mon enfant pas mon problème, mais je ferais pas ça.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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cruxia.bsky.social
Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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sherimander.bsky.social
Fast and Furry-ous (Chuck Jones, 1949)
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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hemiole.com
Mes artisans sûrs qui bossent sans salariés et transforment la matière, il est temps d'envoyer un courrier pour ne PAS payer la CFE parce que vous êtes exemptés
ebibi.fr Ebibi @ebibi.fr · 10d
mes auto entrepreneur sur, c le moment de payer son CFE sur le site moche
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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dollywood.bsky.social
Tient ça me fait penser que je vous ai jamais montré ici mon casting cursed de Hadès!
Imaginez Hadès mais si c'était un téléfilm français.

Premier aperçu: Skelly Semoun et Isabelle Adjanyx :
Montage de la tête d'Elie Semoun sur le corps du perso de Skelly dans Hadès Montage de la tête d'Isabelle Adjani sur le corps du perso de Nyx dans Hadès
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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kissmyglass.bsky.social
Y'a le Mr Cule qui à lancer une cagnotte pour l'aider a changer les pneus de sa voiture et commencer sa nouvelle vie pro sur les chapeau de roue ( ahaha j'adore l'humour)
Sacrifier votre IPA ou votre Matcha latte quotidien pour lui faire un petit don.
ko-fi.com/culelab?view...
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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xeiaso.net
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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en.sitnik.ru
> It bears reminding that “sideload” is a made-up term. Putting software on your computer is simply called “installing”

Important post from F-Droid why new Android apps rules is so bad.

f-droid.org/en/2025/10/2...
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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enikofox.com
btw conventional games marketing wisdom says block game will never get a lick of press because i'm developing it out in the open and anything that's public knowledge is not news so that means for it to go anywhere it has to have strong word of mouth

so uh, tell your friends? enikofox.com/blockgame
Block Game | Ultima/TES meets Minecraft
Ultima/Elder Scrolls meets Minecraft voxel sandbox game with building and crafting.
enikofox.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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guillaume.engineer
Linux again 🔥
www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
ROG Xbox Ally runs better on Linux than the Windows it ships with — new test shows up to 32% higher FPS, with more stable framerates and quicker sleep resume times
Jury's still out on Microsoft's optimization.
www.tomshardware.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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ikare63.bsky.social
Non, faut aller se faire foutre.
Et comme je suis sympa, je vais vous montrer comment faire.
Allez, petit thread pour vous montrer comment couper le sifflet de la plupart des pubs sans extension ✂️🧶
Article BFM : Pourquoi les bloqueurs publicitaires pourraient bientôt être interdits en Allemagne (et en Europe par la suite)
August 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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alexandria-stone.bsky.social
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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emilyonhere.gay
this is a centrist banishment circle
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repost to never interact with one again
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM