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From entertainment—

Inspector Lestrade: You know, in another life, you'd have made an excellent criminal.

Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you, sir, an excellent policeman.
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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At a family gathering talk turned to hairdressers and barbers.
My mum said, “Oh, Steven’s found a fantastic new barber”.

At which my nine year old niece turned, looked me straight in the eye and said, “When’s your first appointment?”
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Charlie Pierce on Lauren Boebert: “My eternal apologies to boxes of rocks, sacks of hair, and bags of hammers. You deserved better."
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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There are people better at sarcasm than Elizabeth Warren

But she's damn quick on her feet 😄
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Trust your Doctor Not Politicians.
Trust Scientists Not Politicians.
It’s Really that Simple 🤷🏽‍♀️
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Bravo Jimmy! You’re really here for this💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
September 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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In the 40-minute-long sit-down interview with MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, Harris also addresses her criticism of former President Joe Biden in her new book.
Harris Calls Trump A ‘Tyrant’ Attacks ‘Feckless’ Business Leaders In First Big TV Interview Since Leaving Office
In the 40-minute-long sit-down interview with MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, Harris also addresses her criticism of former President Joe Biden in her new book.
www.forbes.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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I'd happily swap the rapture for first contact with the Vulcans. C'mon, let's get ahead of WWIII, my pointy eared friends.
a man in a costume is holding a sword in his hand in a dark room .
Alt: A Vulcan taking off his hood to reveal his pointed ears in front of a crowd of post-WWIII humans in a squalid camp
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Those under 50 need a reference. This is a real tan.
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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/2 My lovely wife is a very smart PhD with many excellent qualities but resistance to being trolled and rage baited by her children is not one of them
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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No. The argument is about whether, if there is a Rapture, cats get chosen, and if so, whether it is only some cats. Kid2 picked up my play expertly and is telling my wife that clearly cats don’t know Jesus and would not like Him if they did.
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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So true.
August 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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back from vacation (a week ago) and about to make it everyone’s problem
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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No.

Next question?
July 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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‘Morning…Mourning 🌺💔💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💔
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Still one of the best moments in the history of nuche internet micro-celebrities.
June 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Speaking of "criminal", let's all recall how Pam Bondi got her current job.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Florida AG Drops Trump U lawsuit After Trump Gives Her $25,000 | Law & Crime
Florida Attorney General takes money from Trump, drops lawsuit against Trump U, and then claims to have had insufficient evidence against it.
lawandcrime.com
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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SHOW UP TO THE PROTESTS COME HELL OR HIGH WATER!!!
April 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The defense is going to be using her deranged BS as evidence.

I would love to see her subpoenaed to testify in this case. She may well make John Mitchell look like a piker when it comes to lying under oath. Mitchell at least knew the law that he flouted - I doubt very much Bondi knows anything.
April 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM