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Urania of the Faefolk - Blessed be the dolls. <3 <3 <3
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Joel Embiid puts up numbers from time to time BUT. He is incapable of making WINNING plays consistently turning the ball over. Jokic is #1 Center in NBA 3years running 💯
November 16, 2023 at 2:56 AM
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Everyone spends Saturday night designing a data comparison of Joel Embiid and Giannis for work purposes don't they?
November 18, 2023 at 9:28 AM
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FROM SHAMS:

76ers star Joel Embiid will miss today’s road game vs. Timberwolves on second night of back-to-back due to left hip soreness, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. It will be the reigning NBA MVP’s first absence of the season for 10-4 Philadelphia.
Tweet by @ShamsCharania
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November 22, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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Wednesday was Joel Embiid's 10th game this season with 7+ assists — already the most of any season in his career.

Playing for Nick Nurse — the coach whose defenses most flummoxed him for years — has unlocked the best version of Embiid.
Film Findings Ep. 07: The best passing season of Joel Embiid's career
Working with his former nemesis has forged the best version of Embiid
www.lastnightinbasketball.com
December 8, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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[Libertyballers.com]Hobbled Joel Embiid guts out fourth quarter, leads Sixers to tight win vs. Hawks - Liberty Ballers Joel Embiid fell awkwardly in the fourth quarter and appeared hobbled the rest of the game, but the reigning MVP gutted it out in a close win over the Hawks.
December 10, 2023 at 11:45 AM
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Critics rightfully caveated Joel Embiid's dominant last week by contextualizing that it was against the dreck of the league.

So, Embiid authored one of his signature regular-season games against one of the best teams in the NBA.

t.co/dNyZrDYMBA
Embiid and Maxey dominate as Sixers get signature win vs Wolves
Joel Embiid and Tyrese Maxey put up 51 and 35, respectively, to power the Sixers to victory over the Minnesota Timberwolves in Philadelphia on Wednesday.
t.co
December 21, 2023 at 1:18 PM
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All 5 Nuggets players listed as probable below will play today, per Malone.

Also, Nick Nurse said moments ago that there will be no minutes restriction today for Joel Embiid on the second half of the back to back.
Joel Embiid is not listed on the afternoon injury report, indicating he is expected to play.

Bamba, Covington, Melton and Springer remain out for the Sixers. House is questionable with a lumbar spine contusion.

For the Nuggets, Jokic, KCP, Gordon, Murray and Porter Jr are all listed as probable.
January 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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Joel Embiid putting it all together, in front of God and Wemby and all of us
January 23, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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It's the Ron DeSantis of trucks
January 23, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Floridians wait to see which version of Ron DeSantis returns from the presidential campaign trail

🟦 Bias L
https://apnews.com/article/desantis-florida-election-2024-3458da9397f9535949ba9a7bc343d4f0
January 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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These people cannot accept that Ron DeSantis was awkward af and never had the traction they wanted him to have among real human voters. This wasn’t some sign of great or “brutal” strategy by Trump other than his overall status as a strong man who is more entertaining than a freak phony like Ron.
January 23, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Ron DeSantis dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Donald Trump. He explained that a DeSantis endorsement might just be the thing to make Donald Trump lose.
January 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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Is it all about race? We'll speak with Keith Boykin
on today's show, author of the new book WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT RACE? From Nikki Haley to Ron DeSantis to the newly-engaged Tim Scott, yes. 5ET/2PT/3AZ at nicolesandler.com/listen-live, @progvoice, youtu.be/xzBU7PBroKs
January 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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HAPPY RON DESANTIS DROPPING OUT OF THE ELECTIONS DAY!

FUCK RON DESANTIS

anyway, support a queer musician AND show your hate for Ron desantis by grabbing this dope shirt! Printed on high quality and extremely comfortable shirts!

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January 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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If you ask me...Ron Desantis should be forced to serve the rest of his time within the oubliette of Cinderella's Castle...

Too harsh?
January 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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When one of your kids pulls something crappy on one of their siblings and you say "apologize right now!" and they hit you with that eye-roll "sorry" dripping with sarcasm... that "sorry" is Ron DeSantis
January 22, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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Ron Desantis spent $150M to get 23,420 (21%) votes, whereas I spent less than $10k and got 65,675 (34%) votes.

Never underestimate the power of being a normal decent human being, and having cool yard signs.
I'm seeing estimates that Ron DeSantis' campaign spent $150 million to win 8 delegates. In absolute terms that's worse than John Connally's historic 1980 campaign that cost $11 million for *one* delegate, but after adjusting for inflation, Ron comes in second yet again.
January 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis bowed out of the 2024 presidential race on Sunday, but not before further embarrassing himself by misattributing a quote from Budweiser to Winston Churchill.
Ron DeSantis ends 2024 bid with Winston Churchill 'quote' about 'failure'—that's from an old Budwe...
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis bowed out of the 2024 presidential race with a quote misattributed to Winston Churchill.
www.dailydot.com
January 22, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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On my bullshit...

Ron DeSantis, dropped out of the race for Nominee. Then endorsed Trump. Making him not only a gross racist, sexist, homophobic, war criminal & sadistic wanna be Dictator...

But, also, he is now by fiat a Terrorist.
January 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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It was real fun watching Ron Desantis scoop huge turds straight from the toilet into his gaping maw for the entirety of his presidential run. Now if only he would fly a Beechraft Bonanza directly into some power lines. That would be perfect.
January 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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What the fuck was that?

The candidacy of "Meatball" Ron DeSantis, and how an anti-trans moral panic was created out of whole cloth to try and anoint a successor to Trump that didn't even make it to New Hampshire in the end.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The Anti-Trans Crusade Was Supposed to Make DeSantis President. What Happens Now He’s Gone? — As...
In its desperation for a successor to Trump right wing media promoted the pet political cause of an uncharismatic pudding-fingered meatball. Now gender-hysteria may be the most significant impact on...
www.assignedmedia.org
January 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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I wish Ron DeSantis and his wife one of the worst things I could possibly imagine: Living with Ron DeSantis.
January 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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I would like to be financially compensated for all of the Ron Desantis ads I was forced to watch during the last 5 months of my Iowa Hawkeye sporting life.
January 22, 2024 at 2:01 PM