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@tikkikki.bsky.social
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
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@tikkikki.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
I know I don’t have kids so I have no right to judge parents but if you are carrying your, maybe, 3/4 year old without a coat a couple blocks when it’s 9 degrees I’m going to judge the fuck out of you, man. Her leggings weren’t covering her legs and she didn’t have anything on her head.
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I know I don’t have kids so I have no right to judge parents but if you are carrying your, maybe, 3/4 year old without a coat a couple blocks when it’s 9 degrees I’m going to judge the fuck out of you, man. Her leggings weren’t covering her legs and she didn’t have anything on her head.
Trying to fall back asleep at 4.15am and my brain is like “you never dust. Hey, come to think of it, where’s that National Parks Passport book you treasure? I don’t think you put it back where it is kept and you lost it on the trip in October. Great, this is worse than not taking it you’ve lost it.”
January 31, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Trying to fall back asleep at 4.15am and my brain is like “you never dust. Hey, come to think of it, where’s that National Parks Passport book you treasure? I don’t think you put it back where it is kept and you lost it on the trip in October. Great, this is worse than not taking it you’ve lost it.”
The game did not go our way tonight but they kept fighting.
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The game did not go our way tonight but they kept fighting.
I need Ciaran and Curtis to let their chest hair grow out. Love Island boys, be Love Island men.
January 30, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I need Ciaran and Curtis to let their chest hair grow out. Love Island boys, be Love Island men.
@leigh-chantelle.bsky.social tonight’s episode brought some American all stars into the villa. I haven’t watched it yet but I really like my Americans on this side of the pond and Brits on that side. If I wanted to watch Americans I’d watch the US version.
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
@leigh-chantelle.bsky.social tonight’s episode brought some American all stars into the villa. I haven’t watched it yet but I really like my Americans on this side of the pond and Brits on that side. If I wanted to watch Americans I’d watch the US version.
I’m sorry, but if you have a giant sticker on the windshield of your Jeep that says “REALTORLIFE” you are a giant dork. Don’t even get me started on the pissplay ducks.
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I’m sorry, but if you have a giant sticker on the windshield of your Jeep that says “REALTORLIFE” you are a giant dork. Don’t even get me started on the pissplay ducks.
Yes, I had Taco Bell on Monday but I’m sick so I’m going to have it again today. Suck it.
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Yes, I had Taco Bell on Monday but I’m sick so I’m going to have it again today. Suck it.
5 jobs I’ve had
Farmhand
Convenience store clerk
Video store manager
Promotional supplies coordinator
Clinical study project manager
Farmhand
Convenience store clerk
Video store manager
Promotional supplies coordinator
Clinical study project manager
5 jobs i've had
tax return processor
project and document manager
tax credit and incentive consultant
corporate learning manager
state income and sales tax senior consultant
this is all at the same company
tax return processor
project and document manager
tax credit and incentive consultant
corporate learning manager
state income and sales tax senior consultant
this is all at the same company
Fry cook in a cop bar
Truck Driver
Doorman in an after-hours
Collection agent
Location Scout for films
Truck Driver
Doorman in an after-hours
Collection agent
Location Scout for films
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
5 jobs I’ve had
Farmhand
Convenience store clerk
Video store manager
Promotional supplies coordinator
Clinical study project manager
Farmhand
Convenience store clerk
Video store manager
Promotional supplies coordinator
Clinical study project manager
How sick am I? I forgot how to say “participation.”
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
How sick am I? I forgot how to say “participation.”
I’m sure I’m in the wrong about this, but because I work from home I would need to practically be on death’s door before I took a PTO day when I’m sick. I ain’t wasting PTO on this, not when I can be away from my computer as needed when I don’t feel well.
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I’m sure I’m in the wrong about this, but because I work from home I would need to practically be on death’s door before I took a PTO day when I’m sick. I ain’t wasting PTO on this, not when I can be away from my computer as needed when I don’t feel well.
I am sad to report that I am still sick and my nights of good sleep are over. Also I keep thinking today is Friday and then I get sad when I realize it is not.
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I am sad to report that I am still sick and my nights of good sleep are over. Also I keep thinking today is Friday and then I get sad when I realize it is not.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
I hope someone has a conversation with Tavion about Chris Street’s record and he does the right thing.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I hope someone has a conversation with Tavion about Chris Street’s record and he does the right thing.
Maybe a timeout?
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Maybe a timeout?
How do we feel about this outfit? I got it for the Caribbean cruise the fam is taking in November. I don’t hate it?
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
How do we feel about this outfit? I got it for the Caribbean cruise the fam is taking in November. I don’t hate it?
In case you were wondering, you weren’t, I still feel like butt. I just want to lay in bed all day. I even kinda slept through the night* again last night. I’m a little snotty this morning but still not stuffed up.
*woke up a lot throughout the night but was able to roll over and fall back asleep
*woke up a lot throughout the night but was able to roll over and fall back asleep
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
In case you were wondering, you weren’t, I still feel like butt. I just want to lay in bed all day. I even kinda slept through the night* again last night. I’m a little snotty this morning but still not stuffed up.
*woke up a lot throughout the night but was able to roll over and fall back asleep
*woke up a lot throughout the night but was able to roll over and fall back asleep
Yeah, sweetie, that’s what happens to white woman. You are totally expendable when they don’t need you anymore.
"Noem has complained to others that she feels she's being hung out to dry over the episode and has made sure to emphasize she took direction from Miller and the president"
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
www.axios.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Yeah, sweetie, that’s what happens to white woman. You are totally expendable when they don’t need you anymore.
I am so tired. I really want to go to bed but I took my DayQuil only two hours ago. I’m sure I could not take NyQuil until I inevitably wake up but
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I am so tired. I really want to go to bed but I took my DayQuil only two hours ago. I’m sure I could not take NyQuil until I inevitably wake up but
Our boy Greyson must have been hunkered down tight somewhere because I haven’t seen him since before it snowed on Saturday and he just came screaming at my door. My guy sucked down a Churu, with little happy growls he’s not done before and is now working on a can of food. Some pets were accepted.
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Our boy Greyson must have been hunkered down tight somewhere because I haven’t seen him since before it snowed on Saturday and he just came screaming at my door. My guy sucked down a Churu, with little happy growls he’s not done before and is now working on a can of food. Some pets were accepted.
There are three, really. If you are a beautiful woman, make yourself ugly for the role.
the two most surefire ways to get Oscar nominations are:
1) put some bullshit about how wonderful movies are in your movie
2) make some shit about English royalty
the latter is basically a guaranteed best costume design win even though all of those movies look the same
1) put some bullshit about how wonderful movies are in your movie
2) make some shit about English royalty
the latter is basically a guaranteed best costume design win even though all of those movies look the same
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
There are three, really. If you are a beautiful woman, make yourself ugly for the role.
This is the strangest cold. My throat hurts and I’m super tired. I sound stuffed up but there’s nothing in my nose. I’m kinda achy but also kinda not. I’m not having a good time.
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is the strangest cold. My throat hurts and I’m super tired. I sound stuffed up but there’s nothing in my nose. I’m kinda achy but also kinda not. I’m not having a good time.
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Love Island gave the girls a Georgia jacket and now an Alabama sweatshirt. 🙄
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Love Island gave the girls a Georgia jacket and now an Alabama sweatshirt. 🙄
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
It’s the suspension of the social media accounts that is cracking me up. That’s all these people really care about. I hate it here.
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s the suspension of the social media accounts that is cracking me up. That’s all these people really care about. I hate it here.