🐖🪩 Hamballs, it’s what’s for Thanksgiving
@tikkikki.bsky.social
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Pinned
Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
I don’t know what brought it into my mind but I remembered going to a parfumerie near Cannes in 2018 and wondered if they have a store in Paris, they do it’s a 10 minute walk from the hotel. Then I was watching a video at lunch and in the background I saw someone carrying a striped bag I recognized
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I don’t know what brought it into my mind but I remembered going to a parfumerie near Cannes in 2018 and wondered if they have a store in Paris, they do it’s a 10 minute walk from the hotel. Then I was watching a video at lunch and in the background I saw someone carrying a striped bag I recognized
I feel like I’ve forgotten everything from work over the weekend. Complete and utter memory hole.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I feel like I’ve forgotten everything from work over the weekend. Complete and utter memory hole.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
I feel like the B1G added these west coast teams specifically to fuck with Iowa.
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I feel like the B1G added these west coast teams specifically to fuck with Iowa.
This game was fun once. That feels like three years ago.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This game was fun once. That feels like three years ago.
Guy clearly hits Wetjen out of outbounds, commentators “he was clearly trying to hold up.” Bullshit, dudes, he absolutely was not.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Guy clearly hits Wetjen out of outbounds, commentators “he was clearly trying to hold up.” Bullshit, dudes, he absolutely was not.
This will not be surprising to any Iowa fan but these commentators are so pro-USC that I hate them.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This will not be surprising to any Iowa fan but these commentators are so pro-USC that I hate them.
Well that’s a pisser.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Well that’s a pisser.
We need to talk about this Wrangler commercial. Wrangler jeans do not make anyone’s butt look good and they never have. Please stop showing me butts in jeans that make them look bad.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We need to talk about this Wrangler commercial. Wrangler jeans do not make anyone’s butt look good and they never have. Please stop showing me butts in jeans that make them look bad.
CHEATERS
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
CHEATERS
There are like 12 people at this game and bless @sdeminimis.bsky.social is one of them.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There are like 12 people at this game and bless @sdeminimis.bsky.social is one of them.
Is that the only song the USC band knows? Don’t they know Tusk anymore?
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Is that the only song the USC band knows? Don’t they know Tusk anymore?
You coward. Why can’t I reply to this to say I hate you for posting it?
In that spirit: I heard she stopped waxing because his pet name for her was “little cub”
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
You coward. Why can’t I reply to this to say I hate you for posting it?
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
Wow. That Franks Red Hot taco and burrito from Taco Bell are about to set the land speed record for making their way through my body. Like things might have started moving before I even finished my burrito.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Wow. That Franks Red Hot taco and burrito from Taco Bell are about to set the land speed record for making their way through my body. Like things might have started moving before I even finished my burrito.
If Iowa men’s basketball really wants to come back they need to bring back the Prime Time League. It was so fun to go to City High in the summer and watch those guys, and guys from other schools, play rec league like games.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If Iowa men’s basketball really wants to come back they need to bring back the Prime Time League. It was so fun to go to City High in the summer and watch those guys, and guys from other schools, play rec league like games.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
My daughter is beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My daughter is beautiful.
Wake up babes! There’s a new British competition show called “Game of Wool: Britain’s Best Knitter” and it’s hosted by Tom Daley.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Wake up babes! There’s a new British competition show called “Game of Wool: Britain’s Best Knitter” and it’s hosted by Tom Daley.
I feel like this is a bad sign but I can’t remember.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like this is a bad sign but I can’t remember.
Watching the Celebrity Traitors players watch the last round table is killing me. Their reaction is the same as mine was. I still can’t believe it went down like that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Watching the Celebrity Traitors players watch the last round table is killing me. Their reaction is the same as mine was. I still can’t believe it went down like that.
Last night when I went to bed I saw a flash of something run through my front yard, turned out to be a fox. It was in front of the living room window so I went out there to watch it…that’s when I saw Greyson was sitting out there. I ran to the door to yell at the fox and Greyson just sat there.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Last night when I went to bed I saw a flash of something run through my front yard, turned out to be a fox. It was in front of the living room window so I went out there to watch it…that’s when I saw Greyson was sitting out there. I ran to the door to yell at the fox and Greyson just sat there.
I can’t stop laughing at the end of Celebrity Traitors. I’m dying at the winner.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I can’t stop laughing at the end of Celebrity Traitors. I’m dying at the winner.
I am once again be held hostage in my bed when it’s time to go to work. What’s to be done?
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I am once again be held hostage in my bed when it’s time to go to work. What’s to be done?
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER