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[Science Daily]The deep ocean has a missing link and scientists finally found it - ScienceDaily Scientists have uncovered why big predators like sharks spend so much time in the ocean’s twilight zone. The answer lies with mid-sized fish such as the bigscale pomfret, which live deep during the day...
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
[Science Daily]The deep ocean has a missing link and scientists finally found it - ScienceDaily Scientists have uncovered why big predators like sharks spend so much time in the ocean’s twilight zone. The answer lies with mid-sized fish such as the bigscale pomfret, which live deep during the day...
[Fortune]The ‘occupations most exposed to AI automation’ actually outperform the rest of the job market, new research reveals - Fortune Vanguard study reveals the 100 professions rubbing shoulders with AI the most are thriving, but admits there will be “distinct labor market implications."
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
[Fortune]The ‘occupations most exposed to AI automation’ actually outperform the rest of the job market, new research reveals - Fortune Vanguard study reveals the 100 professions rubbing shoulders with AI the most are thriving, but admits there will be “distinct labor market implications."
[USA Today]Gordon Ramsay's daughter Holly marries Olympian Adam Peaty in England - USA Today Gordon Ramsay's daughter Holly Anna Ramsay and Olympic swimmer Adam Peaty got married at at Bath Abbey in England.
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
[USA Today]Gordon Ramsay's daughter Holly marries Olympian Adam Peaty in England - USA Today Gordon Ramsay's daughter Holly Anna Ramsay and Olympic swimmer Adam Peaty got married at at Bath Abbey in England.
[Earth.com]Webb Telescope sees what may be the very first supernova in the known universe - Earth.com James Webb Space Telescope captured the light of a dying star, supernova GRB 250314A, from when the universe was only 730 million years old.
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
[Earth.com]Webb Telescope sees what may be the very first supernova in the known universe - Earth.com James Webb Space Telescope captured the light of a dying star, supernova GRB 250314A, from when the universe was only 730 million years old.
[Usaherald.com]What 3I/ATLAS Taught Us As Doomsday Asteroid Apophis Locks In a 2029 Earth Encounter - USA Herald KEY OBSERVATIONS The data did not behave the way it was supposed to. The object changed in ways our models did not predict. And now another visitor is already on a collision-scale...
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
[Usaherald.com]What 3I/ATLAS Taught Us As Doomsday Asteroid Apophis Locks In a 2029 Earth Encounter - USA Herald KEY OBSERVATIONS The data did not behave the way it was supposed to. The object changed in ways our models did not predict. And now another visitor is already on a collision-scale...
[Associated Press]New York subway ends its MetroCard era and switches fully to tap-and-go fares - AP News The New York City transit system is retiring the MetroCard after more than 30 years. The gold-and-blue swipeable card was introduced in 1994 to replace the subway token, which had been used...
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
[Associated Press]New York subway ends its MetroCard era and switches fully to tap-and-go fares - AP News The New York City transit system is retiring the MetroCard after more than 30 years. The gold-and-blue swipeable card was introduced in 1994 to replace the subway token, which had been used...
[BBC News]Film lookahead: Twenty highlights to watch out for in 2026 - BBC We look ahead to 20 notable films to watch for in 2026, from Oscar hopefuls to potential blockbusters.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
[BBC News]Film lookahead: Twenty highlights to watch out for in 2026 - BBC We look ahead to 20 notable films to watch for in 2026, from Oscar hopefuls to potential blockbusters.
[Eatingwell.com]9 High-Fiber Breakfasts to Help You Poop, According to Dietitians - EatingWell Learn what dietitians pick as their favorite, tasty high-fiber breakfasts to support regularity—and none of them involve choking down bran flakes.
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
[Eatingwell.com]9 High-Fiber Breakfasts to Help You Poop, According to Dietitians - EatingWell Learn what dietitians pick as their favorite, tasty high-fiber breakfasts to support regularity—and none of them involve choking down bran flakes.
[BBC News]Suriname: Nine people, including five children, stabbed to death - BBC Police detained the male suspect after shooting him in the leg, while two others are seriously injured.
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
[BBC News]Suriname: Nine people, including five children, stabbed to death - BBC Police detained the male suspect after shooting him in the leg, while two others are seriously injured.
[CNBC]This fund logged a 950% return on SpaceX. Here’s what happened next - CNBC This tech-focused investment trust took an early-stage "speculative" bet on SpaceX in 2018.
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[CNBC]This fund logged a 950% return on SpaceX. Here’s what happened next - CNBC This tech-focused investment trust took an early-stage "speculative" bet on SpaceX in 2018.
[Noozhawk]SpaceX Delays Rocket Launch at Vandenberg Until Sunday - Noozhawk A glitch involving ground system equipment has delayed the final launch of 2025 from Vandenberg Space Force Base at least a day. “Standing down from
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[Noozhawk]SpaceX Delays Rocket Launch at Vandenberg Until Sunday - Noozhawk A glitch involving ground system equipment has delayed the final launch of 2025 from Vandenberg Space Force Base at least a day. “Standing down from
[Patriots.com]Game Observations: 8 Takeaways From the Patriots Dominant Win Over the Jets in Week 17 - Official website of the New England Patriots The Patriots completed a perfect regular-season road slate with a dominant 42-10 victory over the Jets on Sunday.
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[Patriots.com]Game Observations: 8 Takeaways From the Patriots Dominant Win Over the Jets in Week 17 - Official website of the New England Patriots The Patriots completed a perfect regular-season road slate with a dominant 42-10 victory over the Jets on Sunday.
[Earth.com]Scientists recover RNA from an extinct animal for the first time - Earth.com Scientists successfully extract RNA from a 130-year-old Tasmanian tiger, thylacine, revealing how its genes functioned before its extinction.
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
[Earth.com]Scientists recover RNA from an extinct animal for the first time - Earth.com Scientists successfully extract RNA from a 130-year-old Tasmanian tiger, thylacine, revealing how its genes functioned before its extinction.
[NHL News]Eiserman made sure to be 'by his side' during Hutson's scary injury - NHL.com United States World Junior Championship teammates also play together at Boston University
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
[NHL News]Eiserman made sure to be 'by his side' during Hutson's scary injury - NHL.com United States World Junior Championship teammates also play together at Boston University
[Fortune]U.S. debt's 'easy times' are now over as hedge funds jump into the bond market - Fortune Hedge funds have doubled their presence in the Treasury market in the last four years.
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
[Fortune]U.S. debt's 'easy times' are now over as hedge funds jump into the bond market - Fortune Hedge funds have doubled their presence in the Treasury market in the last four years.
[Gothamist]New York state has set a record for flu cases ahead of peak season - Gothamist Officials reported 71,123 new cases and it's just going to get worse, doctors say.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
[Gothamist]New York state has set a record for flu cases ahead of peak season - Gothamist Officials reported 71,123 new cases and it's just going to get worse, doctors say.
[Live Science]Is the sun really a dwarf star? - Live Science Our sun is huge, at least compared to Earth and the other planets. So is it really a dwarf?
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[Live Science]Is the sun really a dwarf star? - Live Science Our sun is huge, at least compared to Earth and the other planets. So is it really a dwarf?
[Warhammer-community.com]Sunday Preview – A putrescent crop begins to bloom - Warhammer Community Everything available to pre-order next week.
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
[Warhammer-community.com]Sunday Preview – A putrescent crop begins to bloom - Warhammer Community Everything available to pre-order next week.
[BBC News]Mercury: The planet that shouldn't exist - BBC Mercury has long baffled astronomers because it defies much of what we know about planet formation. A new space mission arriving in 2026 might solve the mystery.
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
[BBC News]Mercury: The planet that shouldn't exist - BBC Mercury has long baffled astronomers because it defies much of what we know about planet formation. A new space mission arriving in 2026 might solve the mystery.
[Axios]How energy powers your AI work and fun: a step-by-step guide - Axios Whether it's a memo for your boss or a meme of your cat, it's all produced the same way.
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[Axios]How energy powers your AI work and fun: a step-by-step guide - Axios Whether it's a memo for your boss or a meme of your cat, it's all produced the same way.
[BGR]The Wireless Gadget That Turns Your Phone Into A Microscope - bgr.com Promising up to 1000x magnification, the SkyBasic wireless digital microscope turns your smartphone into a portable microscope for everyday use.
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
[BGR]The Wireless Gadget That Turns Your Phone Into A Microscope - bgr.com Promising up to 1000x magnification, the SkyBasic wireless digital microscope turns your smartphone into a portable microscope for everyday use.
[WABC-TV]Newark Airport passenger may have exposed others to measles, New Jersey Health Department says - ABC7 New York New Jersey's Health Department says someone with the disease passed through the airport on Friday, December 19.
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[WABC-TV]Newark Airport passenger may have exposed others to measles, New Jersey Health Department says - ABC7 New York New Jersey's Health Department says someone with the disease passed through the airport on Friday, December 19.
[Thenationaldesk.com]Bruce Willis' wife opens up about the 'hardest part of the holidays' amid dementia battle - KOMO Christmas Day brings up a lot of emotions for Bruce Willis’ family.
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
[Thenationaldesk.com]Bruce Willis' wife opens up about the 'hardest part of the holidays' amid dementia battle - KOMO Christmas Day brings up a lot of emotions for Bruce Willis’ family.
[The Wall Street Journal]There’s No Happy Ending for Movie Theaters, No Matter Who Wins Warner - The Wall Street Journal None
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[The Wall Street Journal]There’s No Happy Ending for Movie Theaters, No Matter Who Wins Warner - The Wall Street Journal None
[CNBC]Restaurants' hottest menu item in 2025 was 'value.' That won't change next year - CNBC Restaurant chains bet on value in 2025, and they're not likely to ditch the strategy next year.
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
[CNBC]Restaurants' hottest menu item in 2025 was 'value.' That won't change next year - CNBC Restaurant chains bet on value in 2025, and they're not likely to ditch the strategy next year.