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[NPR]Light from satellites will ruin majority of some space telescope images, study says - NPR Astronomers have long been concerned about reflections from satellites showing up in images taken by telescopes and other scientific instruments.
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
[NPR]Light from satellites will ruin majority of some space telescope images, study says - NPR Astronomers have long been concerned about reflections from satellites showing up in images taken by telescopes and other scientific instruments.
[New York Post]Gisele Bündchen shows off fit figure in sun-soaked Miami shoot - New York Post Gisele Bündchen brought the heat to her latest shoot.
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[New York Post]Gisele Bündchen shows off fit figure in sun-soaked Miami shoot - New York Post Gisele Bündchen brought the heat to her latest shoot.
[CNN]How should we deal with space junk? Space recycling, of course - CNN Junk is accumulating in space at a fantastic pace, with millions of pieces orbiting the Earth, and humans need to figure out a way to deal with it.
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
[CNN]How should we deal with space junk? Space recycling, of course - CNN Junk is accumulating in space at a fantastic pace, with millions of pieces orbiting the Earth, and humans need to figure out a way to deal with it.
[Yale Climate Connections]A 30-year-old sea level rise projection has basically come true - Yale Climate Connections Even without today’s advanced modeling tools, scientists made a ‘remarkably’ accurate estimate.
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
[Yale Climate Connections]A 30-year-old sea level rise projection has basically come true - Yale Climate Connections Even without today’s advanced modeling tools, scientists made a ‘remarkably’ accurate estimate.
[Motor1 ]Toyota Won't Even Sell the GR GT at Its Dealerships - Motor1.com The Toyota Gazoo Racing GR GT is too special and exclusive for your typical Toyota dealership, so you’ll have to go to buy one.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
[Motor1 ]Toyota Won't Even Sell the GR GT at Its Dealerships - Motor1.com The Toyota Gazoo Racing GR GT is too special and exclusive for your typical Toyota dealership, so you’ll have to go to buy one.
[Minecraft.net]Minecraft 1.21.11 Release Candidate 3 - Minecraft Minecraft 1.21.11 Release Candidate 3
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[Minecraft.net]Minecraft 1.21.11 Release Candidate 3 - Minecraft Minecraft 1.21.11 Release Candidate 3
[Science Daily]Humans are built for nature not modern life - ScienceDaily Human biology evolved for a world of movement, nature, and short bursts of stress—not the constant pressure of modern life. Industrial environments overstimulate our stress systems and erode both health and reproduction....
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
[Science Daily]Humans are built for nature not modern life - ScienceDaily Human biology evolved for a world of movement, nature, and short bursts of stress—not the constant pressure of modern life. Industrial environments overstimulate our stress systems and erode both health and reproduction....
[The Washington Post]The quest to slow aging leads scientists into the powerhouse of cells - The Washington Post Scientists have developed a new method to boost the energy of aging or damaged cells, an innovation that could improve treatment of a variety of conditions.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
[The Washington Post]The quest to slow aging leads scientists into the powerhouse of cells - The Washington Post Scientists have developed a new method to boost the energy of aging or damaged cells, an innovation that could improve treatment of a variety of conditions.
[Associated Press]Arizona takes No. 1 in AP Top 25 men's basketball poll, Iowa State up to No. 4, Gonzaga into top 10 - AP News Arizona has taken the top spot in the AP Top 25 men's college basketball poll. This comes after a perfect start to the season. Purdue, previously No. 1, dropped to sixth...
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
[Associated Press]Arizona takes No. 1 in AP Top 25 men's basketball poll, Iowa State up to No. 4, Gonzaga into top 10 - AP News Arizona has taken the top spot in the AP Top 25 men's college basketball poll. This comes after a perfect start to the season. Purdue, previously No. 1, dropped to sixth...
[CNN]Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry go Instagram official - CNN Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry have appeared to confirm their relationship in the only way that matters – by going Instagram official.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
[CNN]Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry go Instagram official - CNN Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry have appeared to confirm their relationship in the only way that matters – by going Instagram official.
[Variety]Netflix CEOs 'Super-Confident' of Closing Warner Bros. Discovery Deal - Variety Netflix's co-CEOs projected confidence about closing Netflix's takeover of Warner Bros. and HBO Max despite Paramount's hostile bid for the studio.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
[Variety]Netflix CEOs 'Super-Confident' of Closing Warner Bros. Discovery Deal - Variety Netflix's co-CEOs projected confidence about closing Netflix's takeover of Warner Bros. and HBO Max despite Paramount's hostile bid for the studio.
[Buzzfeed]Experts Say These 19 Daily Habits Are Silently Sabotaging Your Health - BuzzFeed "Using ChatGPT for therapy."
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[Buzzfeed]Experts Say These 19 Daily Habits Are Silently Sabotaging Your Health - BuzzFeed "Using ChatGPT for therapy."
[ScienceAlert]Laughing Gas Can Offer Immediate Relief From Depression, Study Finds - ScienceAlert A review by researchers from the University of Birmingham and the University of Oxford in the UK has found that controlled doses of laughing gas (or nitrous oxide) really can provide quick-acting...
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
[ScienceAlert]Laughing Gas Can Offer Immediate Relief From Depression, Study Finds - ScienceAlert A review by researchers from the University of Birmingham and the University of Oxford in the UK has found that controlled doses of laughing gas (or nitrous oxide) really can provide quick-acting...
[Medical News Today]Brain aging: Human brain goes through 5 phases - MedicalNewsToday New research suggests the human brain has five distinct ages, and it may not reach adulthood until a person's early 30s.
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[Medical News Today]Brain aging: Human brain goes through 5 phases - MedicalNewsToday New research suggests the human brain has five distinct ages, and it may not reach adulthood until a person's early 30s.
[The Times of India]How delicious foods can lower blood pressure - Times of India Discover how incorporating delicious foods rich in flavan-3-ols, like dark chocolate and tea, can help lower blood pressure and support cardiovascular health. Find out the latest research that reveals the benefits...
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
[The Times of India]How delicious foods can lower blood pressure - Times of India Discover how incorporating delicious foods rich in flavan-3-ols, like dark chocolate and tea, can help lower blood pressure and support cardiovascular health. Find out the latest research that reveals the benefits...
[CNN]How should we deal with space junk? Space recycling, of course - CNN Junk is accumulating in space at a fantastic pace, with millions of pieces orbiting the Earth, and humans need to figure out a way to deal with it.
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[CNN]How should we deal with space junk? Space recycling, of course - CNN Junk is accumulating in space at a fantastic pace, with millions of pieces orbiting the Earth, and humans need to figure out a way to deal with it.
[The Washington Post]Guest column | The ACC broke the College Football Playoff, and Notre Dame paid the price - The Washington Post The trickle-down effects of a bloated conference crowning an illogical champion led to the Fighting Irish missing the 12-team playoff field.
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
[The Washington Post]Guest column | The ACC broke the College Football Playoff, and Notre Dame paid the price - The Washington Post The trickle-down effects of a bloated conference crowning an illogical champion led to the Fighting Irish missing the 12-team playoff field.
[TheGrio]Ja Rule calls 50 Cent a ‘snitch’ after Diddy docuseries release - TheGrio Ja Rule is calling Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson a "snitch" this week, following the release of Jackson's docuseries "Sean Combs: The Reckoning."
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[TheGrio]Ja Rule calls 50 Cent a ‘snitch’ after Diddy docuseries release - TheGrio Ja Rule is calling Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson a "snitch" this week, following the release of Jackson's docuseries "Sean Combs: The Reckoning."
[CBS News]Appointment of controversial FDA official rocking agency like "an atom bomb," scientists there say - CBS News The Trump administration's elevation of Dr. Tracy Beth Høeg to lead a high-profile office within the Food and Drug Administration is raising alarm among multiple senior FDA...
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
[CBS News]Appointment of controversial FDA official rocking agency like "an atom bomb," scientists there say - CBS News The Trump administration's elevation of Dr. Tracy Beth Høeg to lead a high-profile office within the Food and Drug Administration is raising alarm among multiple senior FDA...
[9to5Mac]iPhone 18 leak says Face ID moving under-display next year - 9to5Mac A new leak on Weibo corroborates what we’ve heard before: under-display Face ID is planned for the iPhone 18 line.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[9to5Mac]iPhone 18 leak says Face ID moving under-display next year - 9to5Mac A new leak on Weibo corroborates what we’ve heard before: under-display Face ID is planned for the iPhone 18 line.
[CNN]Mystery foot fossil belonged to a little-known species that lived alongside Lucy - CNN A foot fossil found in Ethiopia belonged to an ancient human. The finding could knock one of the most famous names in human evolution from her spot on the family tree.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
[CNN]Mystery foot fossil belonged to a little-known species that lived alongside Lucy - CNN A foot fossil found in Ethiopia belonged to an ancient human. The finding could knock one of the most famous names in human evolution from her spot on the family tree.
[Buzzfeed]“Her Publicist’s Face Says It All”: People Are Appalled At This Viral Clip Of Cynthia Erivo Repeatedly Being Called “Tough” In An Uncomfortable Interview - Yahoo “She handled this wonderfully but this is super painful.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[Buzzfeed]“Her Publicist’s Face Says It All”: People Are Appalled At This Viral Clip Of Cynthia Erivo Repeatedly Being Called “Tough” In An Uncomfortable Interview - Yahoo “She handled this wonderfully but this is super painful.”
[InStyle]Melissa McCarthy Stuns in a Plunging Velvet Bodycon Catsuit for Glowing 'SNL' Hosting Gig - instyle.com Melissa McCarthy stole the show at her sixth 'SNL' hosting gig on December 6, turning heads in a plunging velvet bodycon catsuit with rhinestone-encrusted shoulders. See the look, here.
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[InStyle]Melissa McCarthy Stuns in a Plunging Velvet Bodycon Catsuit for Glowing 'SNL' Hosting Gig - instyle.com Melissa McCarthy stole the show at her sixth 'SNL' hosting gig on December 6, turning heads in a plunging velvet bodycon catsuit with rhinestone-encrusted shoulders. See the look, here.
[NPR]Republicans push high deductible plans and health savings accounts : Shots - Health News - NPR A Republican call to give Americans cash instead of health insurance subsidies revives an old idea that has left millions with medical debt.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
[NPR]Republicans push high deductible plans and health savings accounts : Shots - Health News - NPR A Republican call to give Americans cash instead of health insurance subsidies revives an old idea that has left millions with medical debt.
[The Bulwark]Trump’s National Security Strategy: Atlas Shrugs - The Bulwark Hopefully the policy document won’t have much to do with the administration’s actions.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
[The Bulwark]Trump’s National Security Strategy: Atlas Shrugs - The Bulwark Hopefully the policy document won’t have much to do with the administration’s actions.