Munworth Crowell
@munworthcrowell.bsky.social
puzzles • loafers • social anxiety // same @ elsewhere, too
my girlfriend went to All Things Go this weekend in Queens and just sent me several snapchats of an entire subway platform -- and then an entire E train car -- singing Chappell Roan together. one of my all-time worst decisions not to go with her
September 30, 2024 at 3:02 AM
my girlfriend went to All Things Go this weekend in Queens and just sent me several snapchats of an entire subway platform -- and then an entire E train car -- singing Chappell Roan together. one of my all-time worst decisions not to go with her
saw my all-time best car spot earlier today in san francisco -- a 2000-2002 rolls-royce corniche, one of 374 built for the entire world -- but i wasn't quick enough to grab a pic. no telling how long i'll regret this
September 1, 2024 at 8:20 AM
saw my all-time best car spot earlier today in san francisco -- a 2000-2002 rolls-royce corniche, one of 374 built for the entire world -- but i wasn't quick enough to grab a pic. no telling how long i'll regret this
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“Barbecue” is slow cooked meat. An afternoon of grilling hot dogs and hamburgers is a cookout. This is your last warning.
May 27, 2024 at 8:02 PM
“Barbecue” is slow cooked meat. An afternoon of grilling hot dogs and hamburgers is a cookout. This is your last warning.
oral arguments for trump v. anderson are this thursday at 10am (which i would love to live stream), when i also have jury duty. never imagined the US judicial system would have me double booked lol
February 6, 2024 at 5:39 PM
oral arguments for trump v. anderson are this thursday at 10am (which i would love to live stream), when i also have jury duty. never imagined the US judicial system would have me double booked lol
my wonderful sister got me two turtlenecks for christmas... loving the vibe but also feeling slightly asphyxiated. also one step closer to morphing entirely into my dad, for better or worse
January 12, 2024 at 5:20 PM
my wonderful sister got me two turtlenecks for christmas... loving the vibe but also feeling slightly asphyxiated. also one step closer to morphing entirely into my dad, for better or worse
i can't be the only person left out here who prefers a shirt that *isn't* wrinkle-free
January 4, 2024 at 5:22 AM
i can't be the only person left out here who prefers a shirt that *isn't* wrinkle-free
since i'm now one of the few people left on planet earth that still posts a daily BeReal, the app increasingly has become a How Do You Do Fellow Kids space for me lol
November 26, 2023 at 12:18 AM
since i'm now one of the few people left on planet earth that still posts a daily BeReal, the app increasingly has become a How Do You Do Fellow Kids space for me lol
it's a beautiful day to eat bird. happy thanksgiving everybody
November 23, 2023 at 4:33 PM
it's a beautiful day to eat bird. happy thanksgiving everybody
considering muting "turkey trot" and "5k"/"10k" for tomorrow only
November 23, 2023 at 2:08 AM
considering muting "turkey trot" and "5k"/"10k" for tomorrow only
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Clarification from @annabower.bsky.social :
It is likely that only 1 of the 10 indictments handed up by the Fulton County grand jury relates to the Trump case.
The grand jury heard several other matters this morning. If the Trump case is complex RICO charge, it can be contained in 1 indictment.
It is likely that only 1 of the 10 indictments handed up by the Fulton County grand jury relates to the Trump case.
The grand jury heard several other matters this morning. If the Trump case is complex RICO charge, it can be contained in 1 indictment.
August 15, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Clarification from @annabower.bsky.social :
It is likely that only 1 of the 10 indictments handed up by the Fulton County grand jury relates to the Trump case.
The grand jury heard several other matters this morning. If the Trump case is complex RICO charge, it can be contained in 1 indictment.
It is likely that only 1 of the 10 indictments handed up by the Fulton County grand jury relates to the Trump case.
The grand jury heard several other matters this morning. If the Trump case is complex RICO charge, it can be contained in 1 indictment.
something twitter has that i do hope bluesky implements is a mouse-over/hover popup for profiles on the web app
July 6, 2023 at 10:25 PM
something twitter has that i do hope bluesky implements is a mouse-over/hover popup for profiles on the web app
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I wrote about what makes Threads so depressing
Facebook's Threads is so depressing
Like a $19 turkey sandwich at an airport
jogblog.substack.com
July 6, 2023 at 4:27 PM
I wrote about what makes Threads so depressing
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The bard really did coin every phrase...
July 6, 2023 at 1:52 PM
The bard really did coin every phrase...
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This is the Garden of Eden phase of a website. A time of pure posting and riffing. But it's only a matter of time until someone ruins it by tasting the forbidden fruit of Discourse
July 3, 2023 at 10:19 PM
This is the Garden of Eden phase of a website. A time of pure posting and riffing. But it's only a matter of time until someone ruins it by tasting the forbidden fruit of Discourse
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a big reason why i’m so excited to live in this time is that potato chips are getting better and better. higher quality, more brands, more flavors. they’re so much better than they were when i was a kid, and i can’t wait to see what the world of chips has next in store for us
July 3, 2023 at 11:33 PM
a big reason why i’m so excited to live in this time is that potato chips are getting better and better. higher quality, more brands, more flavors. they’re so much better than they were when i was a kid, and i can’t wait to see what the world of chips has next in store for us
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what my brain sees when you shorten "vacation" to "vaca"
July 3, 2023 at 8:20 PM
what my brain sees when you shorten "vacation" to "vaca"
yesterday i was enjoying a BLAT on the beach and a seagull flew within an inch of my face trying to snag it out of my hand
July 3, 2023 at 3:24 PM
yesterday i was enjoying a BLAT on the beach and a seagull flew within an inch of my face trying to snag it out of my hand
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i just drank a fifth of milk
July 3, 2023 at 3:21 PM
i just drank a fifth of milk
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well at long last i've earned some laurels, and now i deserve a rest. and what better place to rest than on these very laurels. surely no one could begrudge me that
July 2, 2023 at 1:21 AM
well at long last i've earned some laurels, and now i deserve a rest. and what better place to rest than on these very laurels. surely no one could begrudge me that
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A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.
Libraries in their current form are outdated. The need for physical media is unnecessary and a waste of or real estate
June 15, 2023 at 9:56 PM
A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.
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Wearing the Vision Pro in jury duty to make it look like I’m paying attention to the trial not reading the Rugrats wikipedia page. At the end of the trial I’ll just ask ChatGPT if the defendant had “guilty vibes”
June 6, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Wearing the Vision Pro in jury duty to make it look like I’m paying attention to the trial not reading the Rugrats wikipedia page. At the end of the trial I’ll just ask ChatGPT if the defendant had “guilty vibes”
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Exciting news! A new aperiodic monotile has been discovered! And it works WITHOUT reflections! 🤯 https://cs.uwaterloo.ca/~csk/spectre/
* aperiodic: no repeating pattern
* monotile: just one shape that can tile the whole plane
* no reflections: you can rotate or move the tile but not flip it over
* aperiodic: no repeating pattern
* monotile: just one shape that can tile the whole plane
* no reflections: you can rotate or move the tile but not flip it over
May 30, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Exciting news! A new aperiodic monotile has been discovered! And it works WITHOUT reflections! 🤯 https://cs.uwaterloo.ca/~csk/spectre/
* aperiodic: no repeating pattern
* monotile: just one shape that can tile the whole plane
* no reflections: you can rotate or move the tile but not flip it over
* aperiodic: no repeating pattern
* monotile: just one shape that can tile the whole plane
* no reflections: you can rotate or move the tile but not flip it over