nondescript birdperson
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Anyway, good morning from this evergreen quote from a guy we teach the kids is a great American hero
April 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Anyway, good morning from this evergreen quote from a guy we teach the kids is a great American hero
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A reminder of the coldest joke ever told to me, by a kid at school:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road
TO GO TO THE BIG POO HEAD'S HOUSE
...
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
IT'S THE CHICKEN
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road
TO GO TO THE BIG POO HEAD'S HOUSE
...
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
IT'S THE CHICKEN
April 12, 2024 at 8:34 AM
A reminder of the coldest joke ever told to me, by a kid at school:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road
TO GO TO THE BIG POO HEAD'S HOUSE
...
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
IT'S THE CHICKEN
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road
TO GO TO THE BIG POO HEAD'S HOUSE
...
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
IT'S THE CHICKEN
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this is true. for me one of the hardest things about ADHD is pretending to be sad at funerals. by the time they’re buried it’s like who was that guy
April 12, 2024 at 5:10 AM
this is true. for me one of the hardest things about ADHD is pretending to be sad at funerals. by the time they’re buried it’s like who was that guy
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As we all know from history, being nice to Hitler is a great strategy that will result in the Nazis being appeased and not doing anything scary
Liberal Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor and conservative Justice Amy Coney Barrett are headlining joint public appearances to make the case for disagreeing more agreeably at a time when the country is more polarized than ever and public opinion of the Supreme Court is at historic lows.
The Supreme Court seems bitterly divided. Two justices say otherwise.
Liberal Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor and conservative Justice Amy Coney Barrett have taken their friendship onstage to encourage civil public discourse.
wapo.st
March 15, 2024 at 9:21 PM
As we all know from history, being nice to Hitler is a great strategy that will result in the Nazis being appeased and not doing anything scary
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DO YOU KEEP LOSING YOUR PAPER BAGS TO ERRANT GUSTS OF WIND? Fergus is available to sit on your bags at very reasonable rates. Book now! Time slots filling up fast!
February 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
DO YOU KEEP LOSING YOUR PAPER BAGS TO ERRANT GUSTS OF WIND? Fergus is available to sit on your bags at very reasonable rates. Book now! Time slots filling up fast!
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"A kitten aboard a floating Victoria water lily pad in the Philippines, 1935." www.tumblr.com/natgeofound/...
February 27, 2024 at 6:01 AM
"A kitten aboard a floating Victoria water lily pad in the Philippines, 1935." www.tumblr.com/natgeofound/...
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this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
February 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
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The ghost girl from THE RING having to explain what a videotape is to older ghosts and also having to explain what a videotape is to younger ghosts.
February 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
The ghost girl from THE RING having to explain what a videotape is to older ghosts and also having to explain what a videotape is to younger ghosts.
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Art block tips suggested to draw my surroundings, so I did.
January 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Art block tips suggested to draw my surroundings, so I did.
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Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
December 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
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You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made
November 29, 2023 at 11:06 PM
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made
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They did the mash. Thanks to giant vegetable farmers Larry Nelson and Amanda Gilmour for the gourd time!
October 24, 2023 at 5:38 PM
They did the mash. Thanks to giant vegetable farmers Larry Nelson and Amanda Gilmour for the gourd time!
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Cats have never understood why anyone would want to pay attention to magazines instead of them. 1937. digitaltmuseum.se/021018463922...
October 24, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Cats have never understood why anyone would want to pay attention to magazines instead of them. 1937. digitaltmuseum.se/021018463922...
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the lonely bridge
October 24, 2023 at 10:36 PM
the lonely bridge
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Passage that struck me in this Helen Oyeyemi book I’m reading, as I’ve observed summer sprawl, fall grow shorter and NE Ohio winters be mild several years in a row: “And all the while the seasons passed, as they do, without telling us anything at all, not even whether they will come again.”
September 20, 2023 at 12:33 PM
Passage that struck me in this Helen Oyeyemi book I’m reading, as I’ve observed summer sprawl, fall grow shorter and NE Ohio winters be mild several years in a row: “And all the while the seasons passed, as they do, without telling us anything at all, not even whether they will come again.”
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this haunted french breakfast place is giving me the crepes
September 23, 2023 at 5:56 PM
this haunted french breakfast place is giving me the crepes