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Oh, the universe keeps on giving today
gadget44027447.bsky.social Gadget @gadget44027447.bsky.social · 6d
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
msbean1818.bsky.social
Don't mind me, just repeatedly watching this all day as a holiday treat
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 7d
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful And since we've no place to go It doesn't show signs of stopping How I hate going out in the storm The fire is slowly dying
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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greenleejw.bsky.social
It's a Hot Eel City kinda Friday, yo.
Photograph of a storefront at night for a store called Hot Wheel City, but the neon lights are burned out on for the "w" & the "h", making the sign appear to read "Hot Eel City" The colored lights are blue and orange, and the night is black. The windows are filled with chrome rims and hubcaps, a shiny display of vehicular insecurity. Masculinity needs displacement and some sweet rims. There is a car parked in front of the store, and we can imagine a small boy in the body of a middle-aged man, sitting behind the wheel & daydreaming of just the right rims for his '64 Chevy. Oh, they laughed at him at the car show last year. But not next time. Not once he's blinded them all to with his bad-ass rims. It's gonna be like Saul on the road to Damascus, baby. They'll fall off their asses & rise up new men, with a sudden appreciation for their new lord & savior: the el Camino. The man will drive away soon, unable to afford this dream. But he'l be back. It has it's chrome-dipped talons in him.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
hear me out: victorian strongwomen are an entire beautiful vibe
a gorgeous muscular woman flexing in a giant hat and diaphanous garment a gorgeous muscular woman in a turban casually lifting three men in eveningwear Vulcana, the Muscular Beauty showing off some sick arm muscles while wearing what appears to be an ancient greek inspired leotard with unfortunate diaper resemblance a gorgeous lady with huge muscles and a short bob with beauteous eyes
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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requiemarm.bsky.social
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
also you dont have to be perfect or even good at a thing to enjoy it
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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pauldechene.bsky.social
Can someone pass this on to Regina city council?
tomflood.bsky.social Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · Oct 16
Enough.

Awesome to see this billboard up in Vancouver.
Was really incredible to work with the people at @visionzerovancouver.ca to bring this to life.
an outdoor blllboard There will never be a bell loud enough, a helmet strong enough, or clothing bright enough to make up for poor infrastructure. Picture of child biking in a painted bike lane
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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bun.is.a.cutie.fyi
!!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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levostregc.bsky.social
booke
booke
reade a booke
then anothir booke
aftir that anothir booke
bookes are freakinge awesome
October 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
And then she became such a great voice for biodiversity, climate protection, and species protection (and told such fierce stories about facing down the men who belittled her). May her memory be a blessing and a guide.
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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fm-synth.bsky.social
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
A package of assorted cheese with a cracker in a plastic container, from Westside Market, New York City on 77 Seventh Ave The label reads: Assorted cheese hell.....yes THE SKY IS DARK THE WIND IS COLD THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BEFORE IT'S OLD AND GREY. WE WILL KNOW THE THRILL OF IT ALL--BRYAN FREEY there is a barcode and it says 1 PCS Packed on: & Sell by: OCT 01 Total price $5.99
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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drfunkyspoon.bsky.social
I can hear the sizzle of newborn stars, and know anything of meaning, of the fierce magic emerging here. I am witness to flexible eternity, the evolving past, and I know we will live forever, as dust or breath in the face of stars, in the shifting pattern of winds.

- Joy Harjo

(JWST Carina Nebula)
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What looks much like craggy mountains on a moonlit evening is actually the edge of a nearby, young, star-forming region NGC 3324 in the Carina Nebula. Captured in infrared light by the Near-Infrared Camera (NIRCam) on NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope, this image reveals previously obscured areas of star birth.
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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nolore.bsky.social
But i don't have any place to put even more smugness!
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
msbean1818.bsky.social
I feel like Dwayne is missing some important aspect of American-British history....
September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
oh my god
hetanshah.bsky.social Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · Sep 12
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
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When a parrot wanted to connect with a distant friend, a touchscreen showed a selection of other birds available online. The parrots learned to activate the screen, designed specially for them, by touching it gently with their tongues rather than pecking aggressively with their beaks. "We had 26 birds involved," said Hirskyj-Douglas. "They would use the system up to three hours a day, with each call lasting up to five minutes." The interactions ranged from preening and playing with toys to loud vocal exchanges. "When we went through the data, we found that most of these parrots had favourite friends," said Hirskyj-Douglas.
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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elizabethmay.bsky.social
Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it

Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD
Here follows some claims Lownie makes about Andrew, backed up by testimony from people who knew the prince: He had a member of the royal staff moved from his job for wearing a nylon tie, and another because he had a mole on his face. He had 40 women brought to his hotel room in Thailand over a 5-day visit. Aged 26, he had dozens of stuffed animals on his bed, one of which wore a vest that read “It’s tough being a prince.” He missed his daughter’s 12th birthday party to hang out with Epstein at his Miami beach house. He ran up a bill of £325,000 on helicopters and planes in 2005 alone. He let a Libyan gun smuggler pay for a holiday he took to Tunisia and accepted a present of a bugged MacBook Pro from an attractive woman who turned out to be a Russian spy; he later tried to get himself a free Fabergé egg on an official Kremlin tour. In his role as a special representative for the United Kingdom, he earned, in the diplomatic community, the nickname “His Buffoon Highness” by refusing to follow his briefs and perhaps even read them in the first place. Once, driving his £80,000 Range Rover to Royal Lodge in Great Windsor Park, he found that the gates’ sensor was broken, so, rather than taking a 1-mile detour, he rammed them open, causing thousands of pounds’ worth of damage. Name an undesirable trait a person might have, and this book will demonstrate Andrew having it. He is, in addition to being a sex offender, cruel, easily enraged, stupid, boring, naive, attention-seeking, unfunny, childish, arrogant, and out of touch, as well as a misogynist, a liar, a thief, a bully, a pervert, a bad lover, a bad husband, a bad father, a brat as a child, a brat as a teenager, and a brat as an adult. Just when you’re thinking every possible slight has been leveled at the prince, and that there can surely be no greater depth to which your opinion of him can sink, Lownie relates that staff at Buckingham Palace used to have to clear away collections of “soiled tissues” in his bedroom.
August 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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adampknave.com
First came Encyclopedia Brown, a good teen detective. Then Wikipedia Brown who was fine. Now meet A.I. Brown who's always wrong & has caused 8 people so far to die. He's never actually solved a case, claims he's solved 40, all involving people who don't exist, committing crimes that didn't happen.
August 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
i really don't have the time or energy to learn Linux but these motherfuckers are going to force me, aren't they?
August 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
i don't like admitting this about myself but i would forgive all of a tech oligarchs sins if they delivered me a triceratops
August 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
we need to bring back marooning as a legal punishment
usatoday.com USA TODAY @usatoday.com · Aug 7
Sex toys are being hurled on the court at WNBA games. A cryptocurrency group says they're behind it – and planning for more.

The group says the acts are "pranks" intended to draw attention to their crypto meme coin and not meant to disrespect women athletes.
Crypto group claims responsibility for hurling sex toys at WNBA games
A spokesman for the cryptocurrency meme coin creators told USA TODAY Sports they launched sex toys as a lighthearted joke.
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August 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM