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Oh, the universe keeps on giving today
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Don't mind me, just repeatedly watching this all day as a holiday treat
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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It's a Hot Eel City kinda Friday, yo.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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hear me out: victorian strongwomen are an entire beautiful vibe
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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also you dont have to be perfect or even good at a thing to enjoy it
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Can someone pass this on to Regina city council?
Enough.

Awesome to see this billboard up in Vancouver.
Was really incredible to work with the people at @visionzerovancouver.ca to bring this to life.
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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!!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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booke
booke
reade a booke
then anothir booke
aftir that anothir booke
bookes are freakinge awesome
October 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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And then she became such a great voice for biodiversity, climate protection, and species protection (and told such fierce stories about facing down the men who belittled her). May her memory be a blessing and a guide.
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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I can hear the sizzle of newborn stars, and know anything of meaning, of the fierce magic emerging here. I am witness to flexible eternity, the evolving past, and I know we will live forever, as dust or breath in the face of stars, in the shifting pattern of winds.

- Joy Harjo

(JWST Carina Nebula)
🧪
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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But i don't have any place to put even more smugness!
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I feel like Dwayne is missing some important aspect of American-British history....
September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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oh my god
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it

Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD
August 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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First came Encyclopedia Brown, a good teen detective. Then Wikipedia Brown who was fine. Now meet A.I. Brown who's always wrong & has caused 8 people so far to die. He's never actually solved a case, claims he's solved 40, all involving people who don't exist, committing crimes that didn't happen.
August 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i really don't have the time or energy to learn Linux but these motherfuckers are going to force me, aren't they?
August 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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i don't like admitting this about myself but i would forgive all of a tech oligarchs sins if they delivered me a triceratops
August 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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we need to bring back marooning as a legal punishment
Sex toys are being hurled on the court at WNBA games. A cryptocurrency group says they're behind it – and planning for more.

The group says the acts are "pranks" intended to draw attention to their crypto meme coin and not meant to disrespect women athletes.
Crypto group claims responsibility for hurling sex toys at WNBA games
A spokesman for the cryptocurrency meme coin creators told USA TODAY Sports they launched sex toys as a lighthearted joke.
bit.ly
August 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM