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Chris Tazewell
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Meat popsicle.
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A tale of two vibes.
August 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I want to do a 🧵 about the Sidney Sweeney thing, because it's *extremely* revealing & educational.

First, to be clear: I could not give less of a shit about the details -- the ad, the rhetoric, the jeans, her boobs, whatever. Good lord, who cares.

Let's look at the *structure* of the episode.
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Age verification check. Your first phone was:
1. iPhone 25
2. iPhone 1
3. Blackberry
4. Nokia 3210
5. It had its own briefcase
6. Garfield or Hamburger
7. On a table by the front door. There was a stool and a Yellow Pages, and you had to wear a coat to stay warm.
July 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
An absolute stab in the dark...
Wordle 1,489 2/6*

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July 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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How to tell a Cooper's Hawk from a Sharp-shinned Hawk. An oldie.
June 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Keir Starmer is my MP. This is the letter I wrote to him today.

Subject: Island of Strangers?

Mr Starmer,

Let me tell you about this ‘stranger’.
May 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.
May 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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(... which is more than Reform, by the way)
🚀 Following Thursday's election we've reached a new record high 859 councillors on 181 councils!

💚 The Green Party is the only party offering a real alternative to the tired old parties.

Join the Green Party today to help us keep delivering real hope and real change ⤵️
May 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Open letter to the FA demanding a reversal of their ban. Open for signatures.

Please sign and share.

Thanks.

www.goaldiggersfootballclub.com/open-letter-...
OPEN LETTER TO THE FA | Goal Diggers FC 2024
www.goaldiggersfootballclub.com
May 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Labour is handing this country on a silver platter to Reform. People do not vote Labour because they hate immigrants and want Reform-lite. They vote Labour because they want it to make a positive difference to their lives.
May 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'll take a two then.
Wordle 1,401 2/6*

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April 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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If anyone is looking for something to watch over the Easter weekend, check out the video on youtube that I watched a few years ago. Can't remember what it was called but it was very informative and made a lot of thought-provoking points. Hopefully it's still on there.
April 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Even better than yesterday's effort. Wordle 1,395 2/6*

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April 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sunday morning has started well. Wordle 1,394 2/6*

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April 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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So, instead of Thanos clicking his fingers, we got a rambling old peach twat with a chart.
April 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Fucksake, wordle!
Wordle 1,384 5/6*

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April 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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and just like that, moonshining becomes a viable business model again
April 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Blaaargglglglglglggggggg
November 5, 2024 at 9:36 AM
With a publicly owned health service it is in the government's interest to keep the population healthy. With a privately owned health system it is neither in the government's interest, nor the health sector's, to keep anyone healthy.
March 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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To stop receiving military operational planning updates from the White House, reply UNSUBSCRIBE
March 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Just added an Ewok picnic to my Redbubble collection www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/169481571
March 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remember when we had an election and we voted in a new government because we were sick to the back teeth off the shitty right wing bullshit if the last government, putting all our hopes in the fact that a traditionally left wing party would bring back a more humane system? Remember that? Anybody?
March 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Tough Choices!
March 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM