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Cooler than a polar bear’s toenails
Judy Gemstone has excellent posture and would never walk the floor like this
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Andre 3000: “what’s cooler than being cool?”

Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…”

Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright…
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How many microplastics are 2025 vampires ingesting?
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Absolutely loved Death By Lightning and entirely bought into Matthew McFadyen as this cheerfully deluded admirer/assassin
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just came across something on AppleNews called Sandwich Magazine which seems to have published 8 issues ever. One has an article titled “Brave New Sandwich: the ‘what is wrong with you’ sandwich” and another is “wait… what actually is a sandwich?” Gordon Ramsay is a cover model/guest editor
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
October 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
a SECOND emotional support brother!
The Milwaukee Bucks are signing Alex Antetokounmpo to a two-way NBA deal, joining older brothers Giannis and Thanasis, Octagon's Alex Saratsis tells ESPN. This marks the first time in NBA history that three brothers are on active roster contracts with the same team.
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Genuinely, if the average adult followed People Magazine on Facebook, they would have a general idea of what is happening
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“The man murdering your son is just distracting you so his partner can steal the Amazon packages from your front porch”
It is mind blowing to hear Democratic politicians talking about the president sending the military into American cities as a “distraction.” Actually you are all now one degree away from being violently removed from power. The fact that this may not happen does not erase the fact that it may happen.
August 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Based on the Executive Produced credit, we have to assume that in Chief of War Jason Momoa endeavored to show his butt, no?
August 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Making hegemony even more hegemonic… and that’s the GOAL
Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Incredible. So on point I almost feel silly for not noticing before.
Since Lewis Hamilton is too depressed to keep dressing like Celine Dion, I guess Joe Burrow dressed like Paige Bueckers is my new favorite styling comparison
August 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"The new analysis projects a 24% cut to benefits by late 2032. That's equal to an $18,000 annual benefit cut for a dual-earning couple who both retire in 2033." www.axios.com/2025/07/24/s...
A new analysis projects a 24% cut to Social Security benefits by late 2032.
Trump's "big, beautiful bill" will cause sharp cuts to Social Security by late 2032, a new analysis says.
www.axios.com
July 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The second season of Shiny Happy People is explaining our current political insanity. They formed a child Christian military and physically trained them
July 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
!!!!!!
WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!
July 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dahlia Arabian Nights. My favorite red. I grew these!
May 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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there are so many amazing middle-grade magical novels for young readers that have come out in the last decade-ish written by people who are not hateful assholes btw, a quick sampling off the top of my head:
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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They're trying to deport my colleague from the med school and holding her without counsel. She was coming back from a visit to her family. If there are ways to help I'll let you know. www.providencejournal.com/story/news/l...
She saw family in Lebanon. Now this Brown Medicine doctor is being held at Logan for deportation.
Dr. Rasha Alawieh flew into Logan Airport Thursday after visiting family in Lebanon. She's being detained now at Logan without legal counsel.
www.providencejournal.com
March 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reading in Punta Cana and someone said “hey I listen to that, too!”
@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social you have gossipers finding each other on vacation
March 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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funniest chyron of all time, easily
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I assumed there would be more Mr Belvedere posts today
January 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Truly have never seen anyone on this magnitude refuse to take the L
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 16
The Toronto rapper is suing Universal Music Group for defamation, alleging that the release and promotion of Kendrick Lamar's 2024 hit threatened his life and career.
New Drake lawsuit claims his label pushed 'Not Like Us' diss to defame him
The Toronto rapper is suing Universal Music Group for defamation, alleging that the release and promotion of Kendrick Lamar's 2024 hit threatened his life and career.
www.npr.org
January 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Rainbow of colors on the NBA court tonight. #dubnation #warriors #nba #sports #photography #photojournalism
December 9, 2024 at 7:18 AM