Mr. Slappy
@mrslappy.bsky.social
Father John Misty:
Did you ever think you would be drinking Dom Perignon in Cindy McCain's Suite?
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Father John Misty:
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ICE are thug scum.
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ICE are thug scum.
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Okay, all together now:
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Okay, all together now:
Absolutely fraudulent game
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Absolutely fraudulent game
Now three gifts to the toilet that is Philadelphia
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Now three gifts to the toilet that is Philadelphia
Now two non-penalties gifted to the garbage Eagles.
January 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Now two non-penalties gifted to the garbage Eagles.
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There is only one way the Falcons could blow this and that is by being the Falcons.
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
There is only one way the Falcons could blow this and that is by being the Falcons.
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people saying booker needs to be ejected are ridiculous and have no appreciation for how fast that happened. call the penalty and hope everyone is ok
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
people saying booker needs to be ejected are ridiculous and have no appreciation for how fast that happened. call the penalty and hope everyone is ok
Possibly the most correct, most stupid play in NFL history
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Possibly the most correct, most stupid play in NFL history
Clown organization and league.
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Clown organization and league.
Banner day for NFL referees
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Banner day for NFL referees
Jesus Christ that anthem
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Jesus Christ that anthem
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
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Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
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Let’s be perfectly clear on this: Schumer himself is not up for reelection until 2028. The vote to replace him as caucus leader can happen tomorrow morning. Every day Democrats are not calling for it, they need to explain why. Every. Fucking. Day.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Let’s be perfectly clear on this: Schumer himself is not up for reelection until 2028. The vote to replace him as caucus leader can happen tomorrow morning. Every day Democrats are not calling for it, they need to explain why. Every. Fucking. Day.
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If you actually mean what you’re saying then you should be calling for the leadership that led us to this capitulation to resign. Call to oust Schumer or admit you’re a fraud.
I refuse to support a funding bill that fails to address the Republican health care crisis.
And make health insurance affordable.
The American people clearly understand the stakes and the urgency. We must too.
I'm voting no.
And make health insurance affordable.
The American people clearly understand the stakes and the urgency. We must too.
I'm voting no.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you actually mean what you’re saying then you should be calling for the leadership that led us to this capitulation to resign. Call to oust Schumer or admit you’re a fraud.
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And fuck them all unless they do
Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him
And they should, given this is his fault.
And they should, given this is his fault.
This is a lovely sentiment but Schumer isn't up for re-election until 2028 and he knows this. At which point he will be 77/78. There's no mechanism to recall a sitting senator AFAIK.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
And fuck them all unless they do
So when normal people have conversations in real life, when the topic of how the shutdown ended comes up, it will be about how Dems finally gave in. Fucking morons.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So when normal people have conversations in real life, when the topic of how the shutdown ended comes up, it will be about how Dems finally gave in. Fucking morons.
@pressley.house.gov Please run for Senate.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@pressley.house.gov Please run for Senate.