Nick Procter
@mrprocter.bsky.social
I wrote this funny book about trips to The Vatican, Monaco, Luxembourg, Gibraltar, Finland etc. Better than it needed to be. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ https://www.amazon.co.uk/World-Less-Travelled-Unexpected-Destinations/dp/1091486786/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1UTIQS8A22JDX&dib=eyJ2Ij
Non-fiction is every bit as legitimate as fiction. A made up story is no more noble prose than a well written report.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Non-fiction is every bit as legitimate as fiction. A made up story is no more noble prose than a well written report.
The punchline to this.
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
September 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The punchline to this.
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Nation Trying To Remember What Team That One Guy Played For
Nation Trying To Remember What Team That One Guy Played For
NEW YORK—As of Wednesday, Americans were still attempting to remember what professional team that one guy played for, an inquiry that reportedly began when certain fans claimed they were almost certai...
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September 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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We led for 1 minute in the knockouts, incredible grit and determination to get it over the line
July 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We led for 1 minute in the knockouts, incredible grit and determination to get it over the line
My favourite genre of comedy is "Every time it stops being funny, it gets funnier" and this is ace.
Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
June 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My favourite genre of comedy is "Every time it stops being funny, it gets funnier" and this is ace.
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Oh FFS how are you meant to make this more ridiculous?
Trump: You all know the great PM of the UK and we just signed a document
*drops documents*
Trump: A little windy out here. We just signed it and so we have our trade agreement with the EU
*drops documents*
Trump: A little windy out here. We just signed it and so we have our trade agreement with the EU
June 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh FFS how are you meant to make this more ridiculous?
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He's not a fan of JD Vance
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He's not a fan of JD Vance
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People are (deliberately?) misinterpreting this as me saying GW’s behaviour is No Big Deal. The point I was making is that everything about him has always suggested he’d behave EXACTLY like that so it’s no surprise to discover that he does (as evinced by his initial “doubling down on it).
A middle aged Cockney geezer has turned out to be a bit lairy and sexist?
Suddenly everything I thought I knew about the world is wrong, life makes no sense and I’m whirling in a vortex of confusion.
Suddenly everything I thought I knew about the world is wrong, life makes no sense and I’m whirling in a vortex of confusion.
December 4, 2024 at 10:34 AM
People are (deliberately?) misinterpreting this as me saying GW’s behaviour is No Big Deal. The point I was making is that everything about him has always suggested he’d behave EXACTLY like that so it’s no surprise to discover that he does (as evinced by his initial “doubling down on it).
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